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Scene One ][ The scene opens with Lance driving in his car. He begins to speak as he is driving.][ ]['Yours Truly' Lance Mikes][ Welcome ladies and gentlemen to Lance Mikes Tour Of A Zoo. Now as you all know i'm in Wmx.. and Wmx is having its biggest Pay-Per-View of the year soon, Wrestlemania 1, the grand daddy of them all, it doesn't get any bigger than this. Lance Mikes is set to go for the World Championship in a grudge match against that... 'vato' Snake. The guy who hit with a cheap shot from behind with a chair, he couldn't do it without a weapon. At the moment i, Lance Mikes am on my way to the zoo to see some Snakes. ][Lance stops the car and pulls to the side and parks up, he takes the key out of the ignition and gets out of the car and presses the alarm button on the key chain, the alarm sounds and Lance walks off to the ticket desk at the zoo.][ ]['Yours Truly' Lance Mikes][ I'd like one ticket to see the snakes. ]['Zoologist' Derek Marple][ Well sir i'm sorry we dont give tickets to see just one animal particular animal we only sell tickets to see the whole zoo. ]['Yours Truly' Lance Mikes][ Thats all good but do you know who the hell i am? ]['Zoologist' Derek Marple][ No should i? ]['Yours Truly' Lance Mikes][ I'm Lance Mikes damn it! the worlds greatest athlete, i'm the human hype bay-bee! you damn right you should know who i am. ]['Zoologist' Derek Marple][ Oh.. your that guy from Wmx.. facing Snake. I hope Snake beats the crap out of you man. ][Lance gets a little angry but laughs it off.][ ]['Yours Truly' Lance Mikes][ Well as much as you want that little bitch to beat me he wont, and you know WHY? ]['Zoologist' Derek Marple][ WHY? ]['Yours Truly' Lance Mikes][ WHY?! JUST LOOK AT ME! ][Lance slams both his hands into the glass separating him from Derek and Derek jumps back with a shock. Lance begins to laugh.][ ]['Yours Truly' Lance Mikes][ Now can i have my ticket? ][Derek prints out Lance a ticket.][ ]['Zoologist' Derek Marple][ That'll be five dollars please. ]['Yours Truly' Lance Mikes][ Five dollars? what the hell kind of price is that. damn. ][Lance throws his money down and takes his ticket and walks off. He stops and shouts back.][ ]['Yours Truly' Lance Mikes][ Oh yeah.. don't forget to watch Wrestlemania.. and witness me becoming the World Champion. ][Lance smirks and walks off into the zoo. He stops by a lion and looks at the lions and begins to speak.][ ]['Yours Truly' Lance Mikes][ Now this animal here, a lion, is just like me in so many ways, fierce, everyone fears them, and they are courageous. Now if Snake was more like a lion maybe i'd take him serious, cause lions are deadly animals, they can kill you quicker than most other animals and then they eat your flesh and leave your bones to rot. Ya just like Lance 'The Lion' Mikes.. i'll come to that ring at Wrestlemania Snake and i'll beat you so bad that you wont want to ever hear my name again, i'll beat you so bad that you wont want to wrestle ever again and then i'll take the World Championship and have my hand held up over your motionless body and be declared the winner. Ya see Snake you come out to the ring and say all this.. 'hey esa this.. vato that fuck all that how i slap you silly you dumb son-of-a-bitch. You think i forgot about you hitting me with that chair on my first day at Wmx. You think i forgot you and you 'homies' trying to take me out on my first day. Well Snake think again cause Lance Mikes doesn't forget, and believe pay back will be a bitch and Wrestlemania will just be the start of my retribution. Whether it comes at Wrestlemania and in the weeks to come you'll know exactly when it hits you. ][Lance walks away from the lions and finds the ducks, he looks at them and smirks and walks towards them and starts throwing them food as he begins to speak again.][ ]['Yours Truly' Lance Mikes][ Now the ducks, they always stick together, kinda like Snake and his 'vato' mates huh? a bunch of cowards who have to gang up on people, attack them from behind and kick them whiles they are down, how pathetic. Snake you and your friends make me sick. You sit around smoking dope, you think thats good? you think that sends out a good message to the fans? well esa your dead wrong cause thats the worst message to send out to the millions of Lance Mikes fans out there. You aint no role model, or idol your a pathetic excuse of a human, a waste of flesh. I'm not surprised that no one looks up to you, i mean they've got me to look up to. I'm the worlds greatest athlete, i'm the human hype. Who wouldn't want to be me? i mean come on lets be realistic if there was idol in the world that everyone wanted to be.. i'd would definitely be 'Yours Truly' Lance Mikes, thats not a prediction, not an opinion.... just a FACT! ][An anger filled Lance walks away from the ducks leaving the bread bits on the side and walks off towards a vending machine, he puts his money in and gets a drink, he opens the can and walks off and finds the snakes. He smirks as he walks closer to them and stops and sits with his back towards them.][ ]['Yours Truly' Lance Mikes][ Well looky what we have here the slithering piece of trash, a snake. Just like my opponent at Wrestlemania this animal is slimy and dirty, a piece of trash basically. ][Suddenly a snake jumps and tries to go for Lance, lucky there is a fence in the way. Lance looks at the snake and laughs.][ ]['Yours Truly' Lance Mikes][ Well just like my opponent these slimy little bastards attack you from behind aswell. Snake you think cause you got one up on me by attacking me from behind its looking good for you in that ring, Snake you've never even seen me wrestle, you've never seen me in that ring and at Wrestlemania it'll be a debut for everyone to remember, a debut that will be written in the history books, a debut that will sure as hell make the hall of fame. Ya see come Wrestlemania, come my debut match against you Snake... i'll walk down that aisle and beat you senseless, i'll beat you so bad that you won't wanna ever hear the name Lance Mikes again... and i'll win the World Championship on my debut match, WHY? ][Lance smirks and then speaks again.][ ]['Yours Truly' Lance Mikes][ WHY? JUST LOOK AT ME!! ][Lance walks away from the Snakes and throws his can down on the floor as the camera watches him walk off into the distance and then fades to black as Lance can not be seen anymore.][
Scene Two ][The scene opens up in Mexico with Lance Mikes sat down in a car, a low ridin' car that he just hired from a shop for a few hours. He gets out of the car after parking it up on a pavement, he walks over to someone and starts to speak.][ ]['Yours Truly' Lance Mikes][ Hey Esa, hows it going? ][The guy looks at Lance and laughs.][ ]['The Mexican' Pablo][ Man who the hell are you? ]['Yours Truly' Lance Mikes][ I'm Lance Mikes damn it! i'm the worlds greatest athlete, i'm the human hype. ]['The Mexican' Pablo][ I know who you are homes, your that vato thats facing my country man Snake at Wrestlemania for the World Title, man Snake is gonna beat you so bad your gonna be sorry man. ]['Yours Truly' Lance Mikes][ What? no no.. he is NOT going to beat me esa, hes gonna get beat. Yeah thats right.. i Lance Mikes is gonna beat Snake at Wrestlemania for that World Title. ]['The Mexican' Pablo][ Nah homes, you must be trippin' out, you must have taken something that messed with ya head cause esa Snake isn't just gonna beat you, hes gonna humiliate you and you wont wanna wrestle in the states again. ]['Yours Truly' Lance Mikes][ *Laughs* Man.. you sure know how to crack a joke man. Snake isn't going to beat, thats not a prediction, not an opinion.... just a FACT! So if you think for one second that he is gonna beat me you're the one thats 'trippin' out homes. ][Pablo gets angry and swings for Lance, Lance sees the punch coming and moves swiftly out of the way and starts punching Pablo in the face, Pablo stumbles back and falls down on to the floor as Lance starts to stomp away on him, Lance eventually stops stomping on Pablo and then kicks him one more to and walks back to the car, he stops before getting in the car and shouts back at Pablo.][ ]['Yours Truly' Lance Mikes][ WHY? JUST LOOK AT ME! ][Lance drives off taking one look at Pablo and heads back to the border for the States, on his way there he begins to speak to himself.][ ]['Yours Truly' Lance Mikes][ Man i can't believe these Mexican people, they have no fucking respect for a true icon, a true hero, they have no fucking respect for me, Lance Mikes and i'm the worlds greatest athlete god damn it, thats right bay-bee... i'm the human hype for christ sake. Who the hell does Snake think he is walking around with a smile.. why? just cause he hit me with a few shots with a chair from behind, well woopee-fucking-doo for him what does he want a medal? a milky button? hell i'll give him an ass kickin' and win that title at Wrestlemania then maybe these Mexican people will show me some fucking respect, the respect i deserve. God damn it i'll beat every single last Mexican in this country if they dont respect me, ah hell with it.. these guys aren't worth my time or money, i'm heading back to the States, back to Wmx... back to Wrestlemania bay-bee... the biggest stage of them all, the gran daddy of them all. Man i cant wait to get out in front of that crowd... screaming fans, the atmosphere for events like this, for P-P-Vs is absolutely immense and i cant wait to go out there and do what i do best, and thats win. I'm gonna go out to the the Wmx and make my debut one that will be talked about for years to come. A debut that will be written in the Wmx history books, cause after all i am the worlds greatest athlete... i'm the human hype and there aint a damn superstar in the Wmx that can beat... nor a diva.... but damn.. i'd let some of those divas pin me especially that 'Sexy Thug' Kara, man shes something. Anyway... back to Snake.. that creepy little shit who attacked me with a steel chair, ha-ha.. ][As the sun starts to set the cameras stop following Lances car and he drives off into the yellow and orange distance until he completely fades out of view of the camera which then fades to black.][
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