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Scene One ]['Yours Truly' Lance Mikes][ The time has come for Lance Mikes to grace a Wmx ring, the time has come for Lance Mikes to debut. What a debut match it is for me huh? the main event.... teaming with the guy that smashed a chair across my lower back last week on Smackdown, Snake. Now Snake your lucky your on the same side as the worlds greatest athlete, the same side as the human hype, the same side as Lance Mikes but Snake.. you won't be so lucky in the future, you won't get another chance to team with the greatest athlete the world has ever seen, you won't get another chance to be in the same ring as me and not get your ass kicked by me, cause sooner or later Snake.. your time will come, the time will come when we face off one on one in a Wmx ring and when that time comes Snake you better be ready. But back to what i was talking about before, back to the matter at hand... my debut match, the world will get to see why they call me 'the worlds greatest athlete', 'the human hype' this week on Smackdown get ready because Lance Mikes will be there in person. Now Christian and Brandon James... we have a so called 'Peeps Champion' and a Shawn Michaels wannabe jackass. Now Christian i've seen you perform, i know your style from back in the WWE and believe your nothing compared to me, your nothing at all hell even your boy Tomko, he aint got nothing on me either, i'm the worlds greatest athlete and this week on Smackdown you and Brandon James will find out first hand why i am called that. You'll find out first hand just how good 'Yours Truly' Lance Mikes is. ][Lance stops speaking and leans back against the wall in his locker room still looking at the camera, he takes a deep breath and Suddenly the door to his locker room opens and in walks his manager, 'The Sexy Thug' Kara.][ ]['Yours Truly' Lance Mikes][ Well if it isn't 'The Sexy Thug' herself, how ya doing Kara? ]['Sexy Thug' Kara][ *Laughs* Hey Lance, i'm fine, how about you? ]['Yours Truly' Lance Mikes][ Well kinda still ticked off at the fact Snake smashed a chair across my lower back, but otherwise i think i'm hyped up for my debut match. ]['Sexy Thug' Kara][ Well you are 'The Human Hype' after all. ]['Yours Truly' Lance Mikes][ Damn straight i am, i'm also the worlds greatest athlete, and i'm also gonna be the first World Champion here in Wmx... hell i can even be the first double champion. ]['Sexy Thug' Kara][ Hows that? ]['Yours Truly' Lance Mikes][ Well first off.. I'm Lance Mikes, and secondly after i go to Wrestlemania and steal the spotlight and win the World Championship after beating that slithering idiot Snake i'll go on to bigger and better things.. i'll go for the Undisputed Championship and hell.. i'll win that too.. and then i'll have made history, i'll have made Wmx history... for that i'm sure to go down in the Hall Of Fame with you as my manager, and by my side. ]['Sexy Thug' Kara][ Damn right, i'll be at your side Lance. ]['Yours Truly' Lance Mikes][ Well i'm going to the ring later to cut a promo soon, but i got some spare time... so why dont you and me sit down back here in my locker room and catch up a little, what do ya say to that? ]['Sexy Thug' Kara][ What do i say.... thats a tough choice... catching up with Lance or nothing... hm... nah i'm only joking of course Lance. ][Lance stands up and offers his seat to Kara, Kara takes the seat and Lance sits down opposite her.][ ]['Yours Truly' Lance Mikes][ So who you got this week? who's gonna get a beating hardcore style of you on Smackdown? ]['Sexy Thug' Kara][ Well i'm teaming with Ammie Roberts to fight Trish Stratus and Autumn Skye. What about you Mr main event, huh? ]['Yours Truly' Lance Mikes][ Damn right baby! the worlds greatest athlete, the human hype, 'Yours Truly' Lance Mikes teaming with the slithering Snake to take on the CLB Christian and Mr i think i'm hardcore Brandon James. Man that dude thinks hes hardcore but aint nothing compared to me, i've been in so many career ending matches and ended the other guys career, i've almost been killed in the ring, but i aint as hardcore as you, right Kara? ]['Sexy Thug' Kara][ Damn right Lance, i'm Hardcore to the bone. ]['Yours Truly' Lance Mikes][ Hey put it this way if it was Lance Mikes and Kara vs Christian and Brandon James we'd have the match won already... the worlds greatest athlete teaming with 'The Sexy Thug' now thats a team not to be reckoned with, ya know what i mean? ]['Sexy Thug' Kara][ Thats right, me and you together in Wmx... man i feel sorry for anyone who gets in our way. ]['Yours Truly' Lance Mikes][ And right now the people in our way are Christian, Brandon James, Trish and Autumn. So lets see, Christian *Lance laughs a little* The CLB from the WWE... the so called 'Peeps Champ' and his little boy Tyson Tomko.. man these two are pathetic.. ones good for saying 'problem solved' and the other... well he aint good for nothing, hes a good for nothing son of a bitch who thinks he can step in the same ring as Lance Mikes, if he thinks this match is going to be walk over then hes got another thing coming, and Tomko.. let this be a warning to you, if you dare poke your nose in MY business come Smackdown you'll regret it... ya know why Tomko? because the last person that tried that ended up in hospital. Now Christian it might come as a shock to you but you aint nothing compared to Lance Mikes, you aint nothing compared to the worlds greatest athlete. ]['Sexy Thug' Kara][ Got everything off ya chest there? ]['Yours Truly' Lance Mikes][ *Lance laughs a little* Yeah.. i guess so. But i think its time for me to cut my promo. Feel free to stay back here and i'll be back shortly unless you got stuff to do, but i'll catch up with you later. ]['Sexy Thug' Kara][ Yeah, i'll see you after your promo, i'll be watching from here. ]['Yours Truly' Lance Mikes][ Peace! ][Lance gets up from his seat and walks over to Kara and she gets up as the embrace in a hug and they smile at each other as she sits back down and he walks out of the locker room.][
Scene Two ][The scene opens after a commercial break with Lance Mikes stood in the middle of the ring talking to the ring announcer, he gets the signal that the cameras are online and turns to the isle way and begins to speak.][ ]['Yours Truly' Lance Mikes][ Now Brandon Mears knows exactly what hes doing. Some of you may think that putting a new guy like me into the main event isn't good for business but.. give me a chance to shine.. and i'll blind the world because i'm the greatest wrestler to ever grace this Wmx ring. Now.. I'm out here because well i felt like coming out in front of my millions of fans and to address the situation of my debut match. Teaming the Snake and fighting Christian and Brandon James. Now Brandon James had the guts to come out and talk some trash about me and Snake and the whole match in general but Christian... well he hasn't shown his face since he found out he was facing 'Yours Truly' Lance, and i dont blame him.. i'm the worlds greatest athlete, hell i'm the human hype bay-bee! Christian... the so called 'Peeps Champ' what a joke... what a rip off of the The Rock, the true Peoples Champion, and i aint sucking up to The Rock cause if he was here in Wmx i'd kick his ass with out thinking twice about it. Now Christian you can bring your so called 'Problem Solver' with you to the ring, hell you can tight that bitch up to a leash if you really want to that way you know exactly where he is but Christian, Tomko if you think that Mr Tyson Tomko scares me then think again because a guy like that aint gonna scare me or anyone else in this business. and Brandon James the so called hardcore guy.. your just as hardcore as Jenna Jameson is.... and if you two guys had a brain between you you'd know that coming to the ring this week on Smackdown isn't good for you because not only do you have to face 'The Human Hype' you have to fight that slithering idiot partner of mine Snake, and believe me if you get past Snake.. you wont be getting paste Lance Mikes... WHY?? ][He lowers the mic for scratches his chin and then lifts it back up and shouts.][ ]['Yours Truly' Lance Mikes][ WHY? JUST LOOK AT ME!! ][With that he drops the mic and his music plays over the PA system as he leaves the ring and the cameras fade to black.][ ][END TRANSMISSION][ |