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Scene One ][The camera opens outside an arena. A white stretched limo is driving in to the car park. The limo stops just near the back entrance to the arena. The driver steps out and walks to the back door and opens it. A man, about 6'7 steps out. Its none other than Lance Mikes - he's wearing denim faded jeans and a 'Human Hype' t-shirt.][ ]['The Lyrical Enigma' Lance Mikes][ "WOOOOOOOO! It sure feels good to be here." ][The driver opens the back boot of the limo and takes out a gym back and hands it to Lance.][ ]['The Lyrical Enigma' Lance Mikes][ "Next time you drive me around don't drive so fucking fast you moron. You made me spill my drink all over the back of the limo there. You might wanna be cleaning that before I get back in." ]['Limo Driver' David Smith][ "Yes Mr Mikes. I'll have it cleaned up before I take you back to your hotel." ]['The Lyrical Enigma' Lance Mikes][ "Now be gone. I don't want to see your ugly face til I have to." ][Lance walks off leaving the driver to clean up the mess in the car. Lance barely makes it past the doors when he is approached by 'The Coach'.][ ]['The Lyrical Enigma' Lance Mikes][ "Hey.. I saw what you did to Toxic Angel.. don't try that gay shit with me." ]['The Playa Club' The Coach][ "Lance.. I have been sent by AWA officials to interview you as soon as you arrived here in AWA." ]['The Lyrical Enigma' Lance Mikes][ "What do you want me to do huh Coach? You want me to give you your little interview? huh? Well Coach you're in luck I'll give you a few minutes of my precious time. So start the interview you jackass." ]['The Playa Club' The Coach][ "I'm not a jackass... but my first question is.. Now that you're here in AWA have you heard about your first match?" ]['The Lyrical Enigma' Lance Mikes][ "Yes Coach.. I heard about the tag team match. I heard that i'm teamed with a girl that can't even wrestle. I heard that I'm facing one of my good friends Toxic Angel and some loser that i've never heard of. I heard what Chelle had to say, I heard what Toxic Angel had to say... and her partner." ]['The Playa Club' The Coach][ "Do you have anything to say about your partner. She did say she hopes you can take your finger out your ass and at least show up." ]['The Lyrical Enigma' Lance Mikes][ ~Smiles and laughs a little~ "She better hope that shes ready because I know Toxic Angel won't take her crap. I won't take her crap either Coach.. If she wants to start something.. then so be it.. but Chelle.. don't start nothing.. won't be nothing.. but if you want some.. COME GET SOME!! she better be ready for the match of her life. This is the closest she'll ever get to being on the same side as me cause after Adrenaline she might just well be dead. Hell she might aswell stay home and do her make up or something and let this be a 2 on 1 cause she won't be able to handle Toxic Angel. ]['The Playa Club' The Coach][ "In Toxic Angels latest promo she didn't mention much about you, but she mentioned you two had a past... and.. " ]['The Lyrical Enigma' Lance Mikes][ "Coach.. shut up.. Just shut the hell up... Yes I saw her promo in the limo ride on the way to the arena today. Yeah we do have a past and we are still friends. She isn't the only one looking forward to facing off at the event i'm quite excited that I get to fight her. We've never actually faced each other one on one so I guess we'll have to settle for a tag team match. Both with partners who are might aswell stay home cause we'll be carrying the teams. We'll be carrying the whole match. Anything you want to know Coach? Maybe my number? my house address? my hotel room number? Well guess what Coach i'm sick of the site of you." ][Lance pushes The Coach out of view of the camera and walks off as the camera turns to Coach as he looks a little pissed off. The camera turns back to Lance Mikes who turns a corner as the camera fades to commercials.][
Scene Two ][The AWA cameras turn back on after the commercials in a locker room. Lance Mikes is sat down on the couch with the camera on him. He is leaning back, looking calm and relaxed as he begins to speak.][ ]['The Lyrical Enigma' Lance Mikes][ "Lance Mikes and Chelle McVay vs Toxic Angel and Brain whatever. I don't really care who this guy is. I don't really care who my opponent is. The simple fact that Lance Mikes and Toxic Angel are in the same ring at the same time against each other is going to sell tickets, its going to be the reason everyone in TV land tunes in to Adrenaline. Its going to be the one match that every single person is going to be talking about for weeks. I hear you asking why? WHY? JUST LOOK AT ME! I'm the purest athlete this industry has ever fucking seen. I'm The Worlds Greatest Athlete.. I'm THE HUMAN HYPE! I'm The Man The World Envies. I know you're wondering why do I call myself these names but really I didn't give myself these titles just like Mohammed Ali never called himself 'The Greatest Of All Time' and Elvis didn't call himself 'The King.' The fans gave them their names just like my fans gave me mine. You throw me in the ring with Toxic Angel? This is a Pay-Per-View status match.. Well if it was a one-on-one. Maybe someday we will face off one-on-one but until then we have a tag team match. I heard you Toxic Angel, I heard you say... you'll be watching my every move." ][Lance looks over both his shoulders as he begins to chuckle to himself. He looks back at the camera and speaks again.][ ]['The Lyrical Enigma' Lance Mikes][ "Maybe you're watching me right now. Maybe you're this exact room with me Eliza... OR maybe you're not. Maybe you're watching from a television screen. Who knows how you are watching me right now. Maybe you aren't even watching this live feed... Maybe you'll see it some time soon. Who knows... who even cares? Honestly.. I don't cause Eliza me and you go back. We've had our past and we've had our differences but look we're still friends.. girl that must mean something. Don't think just because we're facing each other the friendship will end... because Eliza I do wish to be your friend even after this match. You know me well enough to know that I don't hit girls... So this match is going to be really hard for me to be in especially cause the girl I have to step in the ring against is you Eliza. You're like one of the only girls that I can openly speak to about anything in my life and we have to fight each other? Well so be it.. " ][Lance takes a breathe before continuing his onslaught.][ ]['The Lyrical Enigma' Lance Mikes][ "Now Let me turn my attention to someone else. The other female in this match. My partner Chelle McVay. Chelle you think you're 'crazy' Listen to me you stupid little bitch you can come and out talk all the crap you want about me but the second you started shit with my friend Eliza you pissed me the fuck off. Yeah we might be partners but that doesn't mean I have to like you. It doesn't mean I have to want to be your tag team partner. Chelle you step in that ring and step out of line with me I won't hesitate to bitch slap you across your face and knock some sense in to your puny little brain. You might aswell take a seat at ringside on a steel chair and watch the match from there... Hell you can have Brain sit next to you and the both of you can share a box of popcorn and stuff your faces as you become amazed by Lance Mikes and Toxic Angel and maybe after the match is over the two of you can go backstage and you can let Brain stuff you like thanksgiving turkey... I'm sure you'd like that. Now Brain... you think for some reason you have a chance in hell of stepping up to my level? You think you're good enough to face me? Listen to me and listen to me carefully Brain when I say this. You will never be on the same level as me... hell you probably aren't even on the five level drop below me. You'll be begging me for mercy, you'll be on your knees... something Chelle must know alot about because every time i've heard something about her it always involves her being on her knees. Need I say more?" ][Lance gets up as the camera zooms out to get him on camera properly. He walks behind the couch and opens the door. He exits the door as the camera follows him. Lance walks down the hall way and walks out of the building. He gets back into his limo as the driver sets off. The follow is all Lance thinking to himself.][ ]['The Lyrical Enigma's thoughts][ "Wooow... I thought that promo went well. I'm just worried after the match if Eliza will be friends with me still. I really wish this driver would stop driving like a convict trying to escape from the police. Well.. Chelle McVay better know her damn role or Eliza is gonna kick the holy hell out of her. Something I want Eliza to do. I hope Eliza doesn't kick my ass too much and embarrass me on national TV. Is my hair ok? ][Lance looks in a mirror and moves hands through his hair.][ "Damn I look so damn fine no wonder they call me The Man The World Envies...." ][END TRANSMISSION][ |