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Scene One
Scene Title: Insightful Talking.
Time: Early Morning.
Location: Manchester, England.

[Action.] The camera lens opens outside a cemetery in Manchester, England. The camera moves slightly away from the cemetery sign to the gate leading into the cemetery, We see a figure far from the camera and the camera man begins to move in towards him. We eventually get to the figure and it is none other than Lance Mikes. The camera is now positioned behind him, looking over his shoulder at the gravestone which reads "Rachel Mikes 1975-2000, A Beloved sister and daughter." Lance kneels down on one knee and touches the grass in front of him.

/-/ Yours Truly /-/ Lance Mikes/-/
I know its been a while since i came to see you before, i'm sorry, I just got so caught up things and I forgot the people that mean the most to me. Rachel its been six long years since you left us, I sit awake most nights wondering what you'd be doing know if you were still here, I sometimes just sit and watch the home movies of us two and Ray in that small little place we had just outside of Manchester. The videos of us wrestling.. wanting to make it somewhere in the business. I just wish you were here to see how successful i have become in the wrestling industry, sis. I really wish i was there for you that night, i really wish i came to see you. Maybe if i did this wouldn't have happened to you. Maybe you'd still be here with me, by my side. Sis.. why did this have to happen to you, you were so young, yet you were older than me but still at such a young age you were taken away from us. God took back his angel that he sent to watch over me and my brother Ray. Its been really hard because I use to always talk to you about things and you would always know the right thing to say or do and i just really miss you sis. At UWF Brand Wars i'm facing Natas and Crucifier and they actually think they have a chance of winning me, i mean come on sis, even you know two idiots like these two can't compare to the Definition Of Perfection. Well Sis my plane leaves for New York soon, I'll be back over here to see Ray and believe me sis i'll bring that big idiot to see you cause i know he doesn't come and see you often. Take care sis. I love you.

[Action.] Lance gets up from the being on one knee and we see tears running down his eyes and he begins to walk away from the gravestone of his sister, Rachel. He walks up the path towards the gate as the camera watches from afar and slowly fades to black.

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Scene two
Scene Title: Talking To The Camera
Time: Late afternoon.
Location: Lance Mikes' hotel room

[Action.] The scene opens inside a hotel room, Lance Mikes is sat down on his couch and the camera is positioned in front of him, Lance sees that the red light is on, meaning the camera is recording so he picks up the remote and pauses the TV and then he begins to speak, looking at the camera.

/-/ Yours Truly /-/ Lance Mikes/-/
Natas.. You actually had the balls to come and say alot of crap that i just sat here and listened to you say. Okay first things first Natas. What the hell kind of name is Natas anyway? Its not even a word in the dictionary, come on, you really think you have a chance of winning me at Brand Wars? Natas you are really just like the rest of the UWF roster. You claim this is the biggest Pay Per View of my life? Natas seriously do you actually believe that? Come on, i'm fighting two useless idiots from each show that management couldn't find a better opponent for so they thought hell we'll feed them to the lions and let Lance Mikes loose on them. I was out signing autographs and talking to fans because thats what UWF Management had booked for me, ya see unlike you the fans can look at me, the fans want to see me. When they see you they see an ugly, disfigured freak. A male with long black hair. Whats the deal with that stupid thing you wear on your arm anyway? Actually forget that.. I don't even really care Natas. I wasn't actually out looking for girls to kiss... the girl came to me.. i was being nice and took her to lunch, i didn't expect nor get anything extra from her. Ya see Natas you have me figured as some stereotypical male whos mind is set on one thing and that one thing is sleeping with as many women as he can but Natas i'm nothing like that, i'm far from it my friend.

[Action.] Lance leans forward and picks up a glass of juice, he takes a sip from it and puts it back down on the table and leans back against the couch again.

/-/ Yours Truly /-/ Lance Mikes/-/
Over-confident? Again you assumed something about me which was wrong. I'm not one bit over confident about myself winning this match Natas. No one needs me here? Natas REALITY CHECK! GBL needs me here, he asked me to come back here and i did as a favour to a friend, both GMs need me on their show because everyone here knows that Lance Mikes brings ratings, Lance Mikes brings buy rates. I'm going to be the single reason that Brand Wars is going to be the most successful UWF Pay Per View in history. You can think all you want about me Natas, you can think i attacked those people because i saw them defenceless but i know why i did, management knows why i did it, and the whole world knows why Lance Mikes did what he did to them two second rate UWF Superstars.

[Action.] Lance leans forward on the couch and carries on speaking.

/-/ Yours Truly /-/ Lance Mikes/-/
Now Natas did i hear you actually putting yourself at the same level as Kristian Call and Andy Titsuhiro? Because Natas you are nothing compared to them, you are nothing compared to me, and you are nothing compared anyone in the UWF because Natas to me all you are is another statistic, another guy that i'm going to beat down, another guy who thought he could beat me but when it came to fight time he couldn't live up to all that he talked about. Natas you have things twisted in that weird mind of yours because i'm not mocking the great superstars, i'm not mocking anyone.. the only one doing that is you because Natas you are a mockery to a gothic gimmick, you are a mockery to wrestling and you my friend are a mockery to the male gender.

[Action.] Lance Mikes stands up and walks over to the door of the hotel room and opens it, he looks back at the camera and the camera is now facing him as it followed him from his seat to the door.

/-/ Yours Truly /-/ Lance Mikes/-/
If you don't mind, i'd like to be alone in my hotel room, so if you guys don't mind, i'd really appreciate it if you'd.. hmm how can i put this nicely, ah.. i'd appreciate it if you'd fuck off and get out of my room right now before i give everyone a preview of what i'm going to do at the Pay Per View to Natas and Crucifier.

[Action.] The camera moves up, as the camera was knelt down, the camera moves and goes past Lance Mikes. When it reaches outside the room it turns around to look at Lance Mikes who just slams the door shut and the camera fades out to static.

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Scene three
Scene Title: Dinin'
Time: Evening
Location: New York Restaurant.

[Action.] We open up inside of one New Yorks finest restaurants. We come in from outside, past the waiting area and we go straight to a table. Sat at the table in a corner, near the window is Lance Mikes. It is actually unusual to see him sat alone in at a table in a restaurant. Nonetheless the camera stops at the side of the table and from the side comes the UWF Interviewer, David Bradshaw. He sits down across Lance Mikes as the camera focuses on the both of them.

/-/ Yours Truly /-/ Lance Mikes/-/
About time you got here David.

/-/ UWF Interviewer/-/ David Bradshaw /-/
Sorry Mr Mikes, i apologize for being late but the traffic outside is just chaotic.

/-/ Yours Truly /-/ Lance Mikes/-/
I don't want to hear the excuses, spare me, lets get this interview over with, i have much more important things to do with my time then wait for the likes of you.

/-/ UWF Interviewer/-/ David Bradshaw /-/
Okay, We recently heard your comments about the triple threat match and we also heard Natas. Any comments on what he said about you?

/-/ Yours Truly /-/ Lance Mikes/-/
Woow David you really are slow, if you didn't know i already comment on what he had to say about me earlier in my hotel room when i was bothered by these stupid camera men from UWF, this isn't some reality TV show, you can't follow the superstars around 24 hours a day 7 days a week, that is actually illegal and i swear to god if you camera keep bothering me i'm going to shove that camera so far down your throats you'll be shitting it out for a long time to come.

/-/ UWF Interviewer/-/ David Bradshaw /-/
Wow, Okay, we haven't yet heard from Crucifier, why do you think this is?

/-/ Yours Truly /-/ Lance Mikes/-/
Simple. David don't you realise that more or less everyone that i face has one thing in common?

/-/ UWF Interviewer/-/ David Bradshaw /-/
No, Mr Mikes.

/-/ Yours Truly /-/ Lance Mikes/-/
Stop calling me Mr Mikes, just call me Lance. Want to know what they all have in common David?

/-/ UWF Interviewer/-/ David Bradshaw /-/
Sure, tell me what do they have in common Lance?

/-/ Yours Truly /-/ Lance Mikes/-/
The simple fact that they are all scared of Lance Mikes. They hear my name and tremble, they hear my name and call management and ask what they did to deserve to fight me, what they did wrong so they can put it right. Ya see everyone is mostly the same. They come out and cut a few cute little promos and say that i underestimate them, that i'm going to lose to them and all this other crap. They come out and lie to the fans, the come out and lie to the world David. You call these people role models for young children? They come out week after week and lie that they're going to do something and they dont do it David, what type of role model is that? What type of message is that to the youth huh? Its not a good message to show that you say something and dont do it, kids will pick up on it and begin to do it, they'll say something and not do it, like yeah i've done my homework and they haven't. Ya see David, I'm not like that i come out here and i dont make empty promises and empty threats week after week. I come out here and i make promises and i dont break promises. The last time i broke a promise it wasn't actually my fault, i had no choice but to break that promise and til this very day i still regret breaking that promise.

/-/ UWF Interviewer/-/ David Bradshaw /-/
So are you promising victory at Brand Wars over Natas and Crucifier?

/-/ Yours Truly /-/ Lance Mikes/-/
No David i'm not promising victory actually.. at Brand Wars i GUARAN-DAMN-TEE victory over Natas and Crucifier.

/-/ UWF Interviewer/-/ David Bradshaw /-/
Woow. Are you sure its a good idea to guarantee victory like that over two people who you know nothing about?

/-/ Yours Truly /-/ Lance Mikes/-/
Who said i knew nothing about these two huh David? I actually know enough about Natas and Crucifier to go out there at Brand Wars and come out victorious.

/-/ UWF Interviewer/-/ David Bradshaw /-/
How, you haven't heard anything from Crucifier?

/-/ Yours Truly /-/ Lance Mikes/-/
David.. David.. David.. I know that the both of them bring that whole 'gothic' gimmick to a whole new low, i know that they're both gonna say that they're going to beat me at Brand Wars, they both underestimate 'Yours Truly' Lance Mikes, and those are good enough reasons for me to guarantee victory over these two second rate, b-show superstars... wait they aren't even superstars i'm sorry, i gave them a name that was too good for them.. let me rephrase that.. two second rate, b-show jobbers. *he begins to laugh* Ya see David i'm sat here laughing, do you see an ounce of worry, an ounce of doubt or nervousness when you look or speak to me? No David you don't because i have no worries, i have no doubts, i have no reason to be nervous when it comes to this match at Brand Wars against Natas and Crucifier because i've seen these two idiots wrestle over the past few months here in UWF and they haven't ever seen me wrestle anywhere before because i haven't wrestled a match in well over a year now David.

/-/ UWF Interviewer/-/ David Bradshaw /-/
Having said you've been out for around a year, this being your first match back... how can you be so sure you can win?

/-/ Yours Truly /-/ Lance Mikes/-/
How can i be so sure i can win.. well David its pretty simple. When you're this good looking, when you're as talented as me in the ring, when you're The Definition Of Perfection, The Worlds Greatest Athlete, The Man The World Envies, The Human Hype.... 'Yours Truly' Lance Mikes you don't have a doubt in your mind that you are going to lose when it comes to fight time on fight night. WHY?! JUST LOOK AT ME!!

/-/ UWF Interviewer/-/ David Bradshaw /-/
Well Lance i think we've covered everything, is there anything else you want to add?

/-/ Yours Truly /-/ Lance Mikes/-/
Whos paying for my food, you or UWF?

[Action.] David looks a little confused and Lance begins to laugh.

/-/ Yours Truly /-/ Lance Mikes/-/
I'm kidding David, geez come on, that was a joke.

[Action.] Lance carries on laughing and David shakes his head thinking 'what a weirdo' to himself as the scene fades slowly to black and then shortly after to static.