#New York Chick# Jessica Downing
So, know anywhere good we can eat?

#Yours Truly# Lance Mikes
I know those neat little place just around here.

[Action.] They turn the corner and the cafe is just there, they walk in and get a table.

#Yours Truly# Lance Mikes
So what will it be?

#New York Chick# Jessica Downing
Hmm.. A plate of chips would be nice, please.

#Yours Truly# Lance Mikes
Is that it? a plate of chips? Hmm I'll be having the burger and chips.

[Action.] A Waitress comes over to them.

#Cage Waitress# Melinda Jones
Hello, i'll be your waitress, have you decided what you want?

#Yours Truly# Lance Mikes
Yes.. I'll have the burger and chips and she'll have just a plate of chips, please.

#Cage Waitress# Melinda Jones
Sure thing, it'll be about 10 minutes, do you want a drink whiles you wait?

#Yours Truly# Lance Mikes
That'd great, a glass of coke and...

#New York Chick# Jessica Downing
I'll have a diet coke please.

#Cage Waitress# Melinda Jones
Not a problem, i'll bring them right over.

[Action.] The waitress walks off, and begins to pour the drinks.

#New York Chick# Jessica Downing
So, I heard you have a match at Brand Wars, in UWF. Who is your opponent.

#Yours Truly# Lance Mikes
Its a triple threat match, since i'm not signed to either Adrenaline or Uncensored i'm facing a guy from each show, Natas and Crucifier.

[Action.] The waitress comes back with the two drinks and places them on the table.

#Yours Truly# Lance Mikes
Thank you.

[Action.] Lance looks over at the waitress and smiles as she begins to walk off.

#New York Chick# Jessica Downing
Are you at all nervous about the match? I mean you did attack two people, two weeks in a row in UWF.

#Yours Truly# Lance Mikes
Worried? Why would i be worried sweetie, I'm Lance Mikes. I don't need to worry about anything when it comes to fighting in the squared circle. I'm The Worlds Greatest Athlete. I'm The Human Hype, I have no worries about this match, I know for a fact that when i step back into a UWF ring at Brand Wars, in Madison Squared Garden i'm going to come out victorious. I'm going to make an example out of my two opponents. Ya see it doesn't matter anymore whether i'm on Adrenaline or Uncensored because the brand extension is going, both rosters are merging... You want to know why Jessica? i'll tell you, They're merging because both shows don't want Lance Mikes, both shows NEED Lance Mikes. Ya see Glenn or GBL or whatever he wants to call himself, he told me himself that since both shows want me, both GMs want me.. he's going to merge the brands back together so they dont end up killing each other over me. Yes.. I did attack two people.. one from Adrenaline and one from Uncensored... why? I thought that would be obviously.. to make an impact, I did it to make a statement.. the statement being Jessica.. that Lance Mikes is back in full force and I don't really care who or what they put against me... Hell put me against Stryfe, Serenity Cage, Riley Frost, Kasper.. hell throw me in a ring will of them and you can still watch me walk out victorious.. WHY?! JUST LOOK AT ME!

#New York Chick# Jessica Downing
I'm looking, and i'll be watching Brand Wars to see you fight. Have you ever seen Natas or Crucifier fight before?

#Yours Truly# Lance Mikes
No. I haven't seen them fight, i dont want to see them fight, i dont need to see them fight. Ya see Jessica when you have unbelievable god given talent like me you don't need to see your opponents wrestle, you don't need to scout them, watch their every move and work out how to counter their moves and such things like that, When you're this good, when you're Lance Mikes you already know what they're going to do before they do it, Okay maybe that last statement was a little unrealistic but ya get the point, right?

#New York Chick# Jessica Downing
Yeah, i get the point Lance.

#Yours Truly# Lance Mikes
Now where the hell is my food, i'm sure its been like half an hour or something since she gave me this drink.

[Action.] The waitress walks over with a tray, the burger and chips on one plate and a plate of chips. She puts the tray down on the table, in the middle.

#Yours Truly# Lance Mikes
Woow, you're like a mind-reader or something, I was just about to come over and ask how much longer I have to wait for my food.

#Cage Waitress# Melinda Jones
I'm sorry, it took longer than expect. Enjoy your food and if you need anything at all please just ask.

#Yours Truly# Lance Mikes
Thank you.

[Action.] She walks off with a smile on her face and Lance and Jessica begin to eat their food as the scene fades to black.

Scene One
Scene Title: Media Attention.
Time: Late Afternoon
Location: Times Square, New York.

[Action.] The scene opens with Lance Mikes, he is outside the old building WWE had for WWE New York. Lance stops takes off his shades and holds them in his hand and looks at the building.

#Yours Truly# Lance Mikes
Woow. WWE had this piece of shit building for WWE New York. No wonder it didn't go well. Well the real reason it didn't go well was because WWE never had Lance Mikes on their roster, WWE will never EEVVVERRR have Lance Mikes on their roster... Because Thats How I Roll!

[Action.] He beats his chest and begins to laugh, he puts his shades back on and carries on walking. He walks to a near by shop where is doing a interview session with the media. He walks into the shop and the podium is already set for him, he walks to the side of it.

#Shop Owner# Drew Rogers
and without further ado.... here is The Worlds Greatest Athlete, The Man The World Envies, The Human Hype, The Definition Of Perfection.. 'Yours Truly'... Lance Mikes!!!

[Action.] He walks past the tables set at the side of the podium and stands at the podium, he faces the crowd and begins to talk into the microphone.

#Yours Truly# Lance Mikes
Thank you for the great introduction Drew, and thank you all for the wonderful reception here. Now I booked this interview session so you, the fans and the media could ask me any questions you had about me or my career on your mind. So lets get it started. First question please.

[Action.] Lance points to a guy near the back who has his hand up.

#Slam Magazine# Derek James
I'm Derek James with Slam Magazine. My question for you Lance Mikes is.. since you went on hiatus from UWF what have you been doing?

#Yours Truly# Lance Mikes
Woow, a real no brainer here. If you didn't realise Derek i started my own promotion about a month ago but i sick and tired of that and i came back here, to my rightful place, to my rightful home... to claim what is rightfully mine... I've also been on a few holidays, seen a few old friends.. slept alot, eat alot, drank alot, pissed alot, shitted alot, ya know the usual things people do nowadays. Next question.

[Action.] Lance points to a woman sat in the middle of the crowd.

#UWF.com# Samantha Rains
I'm Samantha Rains, with UWF.com. My question is.. now that you are indeed back with UWF what are your intension, how long do you intend to stay here? Will we see you disappear like you did last time when you were partnered with Shane Trudex?

#Yours Truly# Lance Mikes
Damn, i said one question, but what the heck. .My intensions Samantha, you should already know if you've been paying attention to UWF Television. I want what is rightfully mine, the world title. I intend to stay here as long as i possibly can, as long as there is blood in my veins, as long as there is air in my lungs. You won't see me disappear like before because unlike then i'm not partnered with Shane Trudex. I'm not partnered with that idiot anymore here in UWF and that is probably one of the best decisions i could have made in my life. Next question.

#Wrestling Illustrated # James Harrison
This week you're facing Natas and Crucifier in a triple threat match, how do you think you fair in this match up at Brand Wars?

#Yours Truly# Lance Mikes
How do i think i fair... well I think if i try my hardest, actually no.. i think i'm going to win this match without a shadow of a doubt in any ones mind. I mean you actually think that Natas and Crucifier have a chance in hell of beating The Man The World Envies, The Worlds Greatest Athlete, You think they can beat me... I can do things in side of that squared circle that no one else in this company, in this industry can do, i can do more in that ring than some of the greatest wrestlers you've seen in numerous federations. I'm The Definition Of Perfection and at Brand Wars i'll show you just how fucking perfect i am. WHY!? JUST LOOK AT ME!!

#Pro Wrestling# Kyle Michaels
Would you care to comment on your relationship with Alycia Dillion?

#Yours Truly# Lance Mikes
No because my relationship status with any female is none of your fucking business, end of interview session, thank you all for coming expect you, you stupid ass idiot.

[Action.] Lance gets of the podium as everyone begins to exit the building via the doors at the front of the store. Some fans stay behind to get autographs. We see Lance talking to some fans as the scene fades away to black and then static.