"Gundam Pillow Talk"
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"Maxwell! Your feet are on my side of the bed!"
"Yeah? So?"
"They're cold!"
"Well, it's warm on your side of the bed!"
"Have you ever heard of socks, Maxwell?"
"Yeah, but my feet will just get hot in two hours and then I'll have to wake up again to take them off. And in another two hours, they'll get cold again, and it'd continue in a vicious cycle all night, and then neither of us would get any sleep. Hey, this place is much warmer than between your legs!"
"EEEP! Injustice!"
"You keep saying that, Wu Fei, see how far it gets you."
"…"
"Uh, 'Fei? Wu Fei, are you still awake? You're not doing that stasis thing again, are you? You know it creeps me out when you stop breathing for the rest of the night! Jeez, okay, okay, my feet are on my side of the bed again. Will you breathe again already?"
"Hn."
"Oh, quit gloating."
~*~
*click*
"Heero, why do you have your gun pointed at my head?"
"You're hogging all the blankets."
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"Trowa! Your feet are on my side of the bed! And they're cold!"
"Hnnn."
"Don't get that tone of voice with me! It makes me feel guilty when you make cute noises like that."
"Hn?"
"Gah! Okay! You can warm your feet on my side of the bed. But don't expect me to like it."
"You like it."
"……… Well. Maybe just a little…."
~*~
"Heero, is that a gun in your pajamas or are you happy to see me?"
"I'm happy to see you."
"The scary thing is, I can't tell whether or not you're serious."
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"Oooh. Wu Fei butt!"
"Maxwell, don't you even think about it."
"But … it's so cute. And it's so there!"
"EEP!"
"Heh heh. I love the noises you make when I molest you, 'Fei."
"And if you say a word about them to any of the others, Maxwell, you're dead."
"You're so cute when you're threatening."
"*mutters* Injustice…"
"There you go with that 'injustice' thing again. I don't think that word means what you think it means..."
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*BLAM!*
"Gah! What was that?!"
"Wake up, Duo."
"Heero! Give me a heart attack, why don't you? Why were you firing your pistol in the house in the first place?"
"Your alarm has been going off for thirty-seven minutes. I figured it was a more efficient way to wake you up."
"Oh. Say, why don't I hear my alarm going now?"
"..."
"You shot my alarm again? I just bought that one last week!"
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"Hrm? Trowa, what are you doing with my braid?"
"Nothing, Duo, go back to sleep."
"You're batting it around like a cat-toy again, aren't you?"
"Umm…. No?"
"Jeez, you and your fetishes."
*batbatbatbat*
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"Here. Here, here, here."
*shiftshift*
"Here and here."
*shiftshiftshift*
"Here, here, he-"
"We go through this every night, Heero. Just one evening, just once, can't we just fall asleep quietly without you pointing out each and every vulnerability of our position? Sheesh, no one is going to stick a knife in either of our backs or try to shoot us while we're asleep!"
"Hn."
"Thank you."
"Here, here-"
"ARGH!"
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"Enjoying your breakfast in bed, Wu Fei?"
"Hrmph. These American-style breakfast sausages are absolutely vile, Maxwell."
"Then why are you on your third helping?"
"…"
"Yeah, that's what I thought. More sausage?"
"…. Please."
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"So, uh, Heero?"
"…"
"I know it's a cold night and all…"
"…"
"And I know that snuggling-"
"It's not snuggling."
"Sor-ry! 'Retaining heat through bodily contact' is the best way to keep warm on a night like this…"
"…"
"But we've got a lot of blankets on the bed."
"…"
"So will you let me out of this basket hold and let me up for five seconds to use the damn bathroom?"
"Five seconds. I'm timing you. Starting now."
"Ack!" *dashes*
~*~
"OUCH! Why did you kick me, Wu Fei?"
"Your snoring was keeping me awake, Winner."
"Don't be silly -- I don't snore."
"Right. And I find Nataku to be a weak, unfulfilling legacy that only frilly, skirt-wearing onnas follow."
"Well, you don't have to be sarcastic about it."