A Dad’s Day 

There once was a jolly old Dad

Who really was quite Mad

He’d run riots with the kids

Never hitting the skids

And everyone said “He’s just Sad”

This was though not true

I can vouch for you

For I stayed with him awhile

All he ever did was Smile

Whatever he was put through

He was tied up in knots by tiny wee tots

Who turned his extremities blue

Not content with this

And with never a miss

They hit him with a shoe