Modern Lazarus.
Sorry I havent updated this piece of shit page in a month, I've been living in a ditch, and break dancing in the park for spare change.. I schmoozed my way into some old ladies house and I'm updating from there. God I love the taste of dusty, 87 year old pussy. I'm rededicating my time back to this page, since my efforts to go out and get laid have been a complete failure.
I live in a country filled with idiots.
From APBNews. Some idiot was killed, because he volunteered to let his friend attempt to blast a cup off his head ala William Tell. What the hell? Cup-man even did this on his own accord. I don't even have anything to say to sum up this type of stupidity. Hey esse, shoot this cup off my cabasa.
Download this from Napster.
Go check these guys out. They've been around for years and arefinally getting recognition. I've been listening to their last CD for like 3 or 4 consecutive months. Now that Rage is no longer a band, I bet a dollar these guys get thrown into the role of political active radio band.
-somah
12/17/00 (11:47 pm est)
My eyes hurt.
I haven't slept much lately, I've turned into a fucking insomniac. I spent all last night watching cheap ass psuedo-porn on HBO. I've got cold sweats, and cigarette smoke is hurting my body. I wish I had something to say, but I don't. I never do, but can fake it 95 percent of the time, not tonight. I think I'm on the border of sleep deprivation. I doubt I'm making much since and I apologize, I'm trying my best. While im apologizing, let me go ahead and say I'm sorry for the lackluster linkage I've done lately. I'm burned out right now scouring for retarded shit. Both of those apologies are halfhearted, I actually give two shits about what you, the viewer, thinks.
I just had this overwhelming desire to fuck a redhead. The idea just popped in my head. I mean a chick with original deep crimson hair. A girl with a flaming red crotch, and a freckled ass. I should link this to some redhead slut pornography, but I'm too lazy. Once again I apologize.
While I'm on the subject, I think I want to try a girl with small tits as well. I'm over the whole titfucking thing, so I dont need those anymore. Should this have been a new paragraph? Its still on topic with the last paragraph. My grammatic skills are seriously lacking.
Wow, this has degenerated into a sexual wishlist, and I don't know who the fuck I'm trying to fool, I don't have girls beating down my door to get laid. I can hardly string together a coherent string of words in the company of a girl I think is cute. If I get told I need to be more forward one more time I'm going to wretch. Here comes a joke... the other day some girl told me I could be a player. I'm fucking rambling. God, my brain has fled the country. <Insert apology #27 here>
One more thing, if you happen to read this page and you = hot email me dammit. Boom.
-somah
12/15/00 (9:16 am est)
My deepest apologies...
Updates have been few and far between, I'm sorry. I trying to remedy the situation as we speak. I've got a bajillion things going on with my life that I haven't had time to do shit. I don't even have my own computer right now, all updates have been done on other people's machines. I should have my computer set back up shortly after christmas. Same with the domain registration. Everything happens after christmas. So if you find the page lacking until then, you officially have two options. You can either a) polish my floor with your knees, while giving me slow head, or b) fuck it, this shit isn't funny. Stay tuned.
-somah
12/12/00 (1:15 pm est)
Suck my huge belly button bitch!
Real breaking news here. How the fuck do you get into a situation where you are forced to bite someone, and then can't escape? Heres a sample sceneraio, so as to drive my point home like a jackhammer.
*Skeevie Guy with gun* 'Your gonna go down on my navel, and your gonna love it you anorexic bitch.'
*Me* 'Oh god, YES!@!@!, I love sucking big, black, belly buttons.'
*Somah proceeds to tear into assailant's flesh with his canines, like a rabid fucking dog.*
*Somah begins to flee, with all intentions to masturbate over the situation when he returns home*
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