12/02/00 (4:17 pm est)
Whats my race again?
Ugh... from MTV.com. Eminem vs. Everlast, round seven thousand. I'm so fucking apathetic towards this I'm not even going to cut and paste a line from it. My major qualm with the whole ordeal is white people arguing amoungst themselves over who is blacker. What the hell is this? If I was a brother, I'd be fucking pissed off. How much can we steal from black people? We've taken them from their homes, forced them into slavery, made them fight our fucking wars, stolen their style, and now, once again, we're pillaging their music. In a perpetual movement to prove 'downess' white people cruise through rich, white suburbs in lowered cars, throwing gang signs, blasting Snoop Dogg and Juvenille. Screaming gangster mantras as loud as possible, trying vainly to make up for their boring, bland, and otherwise, underdeveloped personalities. The part I find most entertaining? I've never met a black person who made a conscious descision to act white.
Who needs a gun redux...
This is fucking elite from APBNews: "Police responding to a domestic dispute shot and killed a 35-year old man who charged at them wielding a samurai sword, authorites said.". Fucking, wow. Shit like this intrigues the hell out of me. Personally if I was one of those cops, I would have probably been split in half by the guy. I would have just stood there in complete awe and disbelief, as dude yelled BONZAI, and charged at me with a drawn sword. Anime will rot your fucking mind.
12/01/00 (6:47 pm est)
Thanks for all the memories...
No updates today. Im going out. Find your own news and retarded links. I'll update tommorow afternoon.
11/30/00 (1:24 pm est)
Who needs a gun?
From APBNews... "A 350-pound woman is accused of trying to suffocate her 12-year-old-daughter by lying on top of her, police said Sunday." What the shit is this all about? Was this a planned thing? I can imagine some behemothly obese woman sitting around, scrawling deliriously on a notepad. Plotting, waiting until the time was right and then pouncing on top of her prey. Or maybe it was a disciplining project gone bad. 'If you dont eat all your fucking food right now young lady, I'm gonna squash the hell out of you.'. The government needs to pass a bill, forcing fat people to wait a period of 90 days, and recieve a thorough background check before being allowed to buy any food.
Im scared...
Check this out from Lycos. "Tell your last lie now. A new portable polygraph meant for consumer use is said to be able to snag 8 out of 10 tall tales simply by analyzing the stress levels in the fibbers voice". Evidently this little machine sells for under 50 bucks. Everyone is going to own one. Is anyone else preturbed by this? I can see the fucking drama this thing is going to create, and with me suffering from the disease formerly known as being a pathological liar, my love life is going to turn to shit, really fast. Fuck it, i'm going to buy one and walk around asking girls if they're sluts.
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