What are the chances?
Just saw this on Lycos News... Heres my favorite part: "'I believe we are going to win this election,' Gore said. 'I think (the odds) are still 50-50. I think the law is so clear in Florida that the votes are going to have to be counted.'" This just might be my own skewed, psuedo-logical, mainstream society induced theory on determining odds, but in any decision, with only two possible options, isn't the outcome going to be a 50-50 chance? I can put a gun to my head and have a 50% chance of a) getting dead or b) using my matrix like dodging skills to get the hell out of the way. Maybe he was including one of the other candidates in this extrenuous excerise of probablity finality. Save a whale for Jesus.
-somah
11/29/00 (3:00 am est)
Fuck This...
Yee fucking haw. I hate everyone. <insert generic bitch/complaint update here>. Now on to the generic linkage portion of our program...
Canada rocks my ass...
Do we have a president yet? I'm sick of that question, and allow me to inform everyone: I'm damned proud to be a Floridian right now. We have officially fulfilled our obligation as the armpit of the United States. We have ran the U.S. electorial process into sludge. Actually, thats a bit of an overstatement. What we've really done, is prove to be a cesspool for idiots that the two major political parties can manipulate the system with. You don't like the way the votes turn out? No problem... Have mindless drones recount them until the end results satisfy you. The worst part about the whole thing is that until this situation is resolved, I get to listen to hours and hours of mindless debate from the peons I work with, about which one of these candidates is better. Fuck all of you. I'm a communist.
Elsewhere in the land of Rednecks...
I know most states have some pretty obscure laws, and I'm not the first to try to draw cheap humor from them. This one struck me as pretty fucking entertaining though... Having sexual relations with a porcupine is illegal. There goes my Friday nights. I'm moving to Georgia. There isn't any laws against men wearing strapless dresses there.
-somah
11/28/00
Its my job to keep hax0ring er33t...
Jeff K. still owns j00 and j0r fucking s1t3z.
What appears to be your boggle?
Is it just me or does anyone else find this more visually apealing then say, something like this...
I dunno, I realize there is a time and place for both. I mean I think I'd personally, rather be involved in a relationship with chick number one, and leave chick number two relegated to marathon masturbation sessions.
Ugh...
I just realized this must be one of the most utterly repulsive pages on the internet. I apologize to everyone for the slack ass attitude I take towards this page. My trademarked formula for webdesign will now be revealed: Laziness + 2(Apathy) = the festering pile of unoriginal garbage you are currently reading.
One last thing, and then I'm, gone away for good...
I think humankind is devolving. Working as a pizza driver I'm forced to come into contact with some of Florida's finest... It seems that the vast majority of the idiots that order delivered pizza fall into a couple of nicely stereotyped categories:
1) Fat People - These are the schmucks that will order 3 pizzas with everything on them and then, as if on some strict caloric intake regiment, order a diet soda
2) Cheap Fuckers - Unlike "fat people," these people will order something that comes out to a final price of say, $10.66, hand you 11 bucks, smile, and proceed to shut the door before you can count the money and see what cheap whores they really are.
3) Old People - I guess this should be more of a subcategorization under "Cheap Fuckers". Yes ma'am a quarter still has alot of monetary value today.. Thanks for taking the time to think of my wellfare. I'll use it to fund my college education.
4) Orders that are really far way - Besides the annoying fact of driving 4 or 5 states out of our delivery are, these orders usually go to houses/businesses that are really difficult to find. People at Alumax, I'm staring directly at you.
I'm I claiming that I'm better then these people? Yes, as a matter of fact I am. I'm better then you too. I'm certainly way more punk then you.
-somah
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