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As if you cared, my life still sucks...
I feel like shit this morning. My body feels like its falling apart. I think my teeth are falling out, when I brushed them this morning my gums bled. I've spent most of the morning contemplating how my life is going to be with dentures. I think it has to do with the amount of mini-thins I've been eating lately. I'm addicted to them. I took 5 of them about 30 minutes ago. I should be shaking like a crackwhore any minute now.
Anyway, the girl who ran Complex Bullshit, shut down the site some time today, so only click that link if you like getting page not found errors.
Check out Detonate.Net, Its pretty fucking funny in a d3wdl3b0y, k-rad, oldschool irc way. cr0bar is my hero.
Ok im done. Im gonna redesign the page sometime this week and actually register a fucking domain for it. I could lie and tell you I've been trying to relearn HTML, but in actuality I've just been too fucking lazy to install FrontPage. Fuck your page builder geocities. Allright, I'm done for real now. I'm horny and want to go fantasize about fucking preppy bitches..
-somah
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Defined By Hypocrisy
Haven't updated in forever. Ill try to stay on top of things again now, I promise. One of the man reasons I even decided to update today, is because of my total frustration on the wya things have been turning out lately. In all honesty, my lifestlye sucks. I do drugs every fucking day, I live with my dad and stepmom, and spend most of my time spending the night on my friends' couch. Not that I'm complaining, things could be worse. I could be a fucking frat boy. Which conviently segueways to another diatribe... Im fucking fed up with everyone lately. I want to throw pipe bombs and destroy. Im lost in a haze of teenage angst for some fucking reason. Pathetic I know. Conformity sucks. I'm a nonconformist just like all my friends.
Sometime today I came to the conclusion that I'm an elitist. Or maybe its pure cynicism, I dont know. No one is as cool as me, no matter what. Your music sucks. Your scene sucks, and don't think about coming to mine because it doesn't want you. You cant be punk because you dont like the DK's, Subhumans, (insert gutter punk band here).. Your jacket isn't spikey enough. Your septum piercing is only 8 gauge. Your look is too fucking average. My childhood was worse then yours. I grew up in the suburbs, and even though my dad made 80k a year I only got 5 fucking dollars a week for allowance.
Check out this chick's webpage. Shes pretty fucking entertaining, and witty. Besides, shes fucking cute. I jacked off staring at her tits a few times. She lives somewhere in Florida I think, I should try to hook up. Or at least stalk her. Anyways, I'm sleepy, and my head is poundling like a goddamned drum.
-somah
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New format, same generic look. I'm fucked up and decided I should update this page on a semi regular basis, so if your a fucking retard who checks this page religiously, expecting an update your in luck. I haven't quite determined the direction I'm gonna take this webpage. Ill probably just end up ripping off The Stile Project. ph34r it.
-somah
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