My dad, Germine*, works in the land-mines*. He enjoys land-surfing* and sings in the New York Metropolitan Opera*.
My mother, Nancy*, is in charge of international affairs with Australia in the CIA*, she is working on a top-secret project dealing with kangaroos (don't ask)*, her occupation requires that we not question her authority or her trips to strange places, so I don't really know what she is doing*.
Our family's campaign is the National Association to Advance Fat Acceptance
*Names, occupations, hobbies, etc. have been changed in order to protect parties involved. I, Liz, am in no way a factor in the event that my family is harrassed, called, e-mailed, or stalked by someone from the internet. Due to their fear of the web, I'm not permitted to put anything remotely factual about them on the internet.
My family. I have a dad and a mom. I have a brother and a sister.

My brother, Jamil*, is younger than me, but older than my sister. His age can be determined by subtracting his birthdate from the current year. He enjoys singing with my father, and anticipates his future career as an investigator and head astronaut for the ELCA*. He starred in a blockbuster movie when he was 3 years old, but it was taken off the market because of it's graphic violence.*

My sister, Jackie*, is involved in the chess club at school and likes to ride her unicycle to school activities.* She was in the circus when she was very young, as the girl with facial hair.*
