Question: "Why did the chicken cross the road?"
Le-Chatelier : Because there were more number of moles of chicken on the other side
Aristotle: It is the nature of chickens to cross roads.
Isaac Newton: Chickens at rest tend to stay at rest, chickens in motion tend to cross roads.
Albert Einstein: Whether the chicken crossed the road or the road moved beneath the chicken depends on your frame of reference.
Werner Heisenberg: We are not sure which side of the road the chicken was on, but it was moving very fast.
Wolfgang Pauli: There already was a chicken on this side of the road.
Max Planck..Chicken can only cross road in fixed intervals of time, which are multiples of the fundamental time decided by dist, speed and size of chick...and no other times are allowed.
S. Chandrashekhar : Whether the chicken actually crossed the road can only be told by weighing it first and putting an upper limit to the mass in the integral of the road.
Eddington: Only two ppl on this entire earth know how the chicken crossed the road. Einstein and me.
Stephen Hawking: we can explain this by moving the video of the motion of the chicken in the backward direction and study the beggining of its motion.
My Physics teacher: I cannot tell u that as it is beyond the scope of ur text book.
Carl Jung: The confluence of events in the cultural gestalt necessitated that individual chickens cross roads. This brought such occurrences into being.
The Bible: And God came down from the heavens, and He said unto the chicken, "Thou shalt cross the road." And the Chicken crossed the road, and there was much rejoicing.
jk rowling:somebody might have put the chicken under imperious curse.
Feynman : The chicken does what it wants..... The net effect of "the sum over history" of its motion is that it crossed the road....
Godel: It cannot be proved whether the chicken crossed the road.
Paul Erdos: It was forced to do so by the chicken-hole principle.
Georg Friedrich Riemann: The answer appears in Dirichlet's lectures.
Carl Sagan:
There are billions and billions and billions of such chickens, crossing roads just like this one, all across the universe.
Pierre de Fermat:
1: I just don't have room here to give the full explanation.
2: It did not fit on the margin on this side.
3: Crossing the road was the path with the minimum value of
propagation time.
Neil Armstrong:That was one small step for a chicken,one giant leap for chickenkind.
ARISTOTLE: It is the nature of chickens to cross roads.
SADDAM HUSSEIN: This was an unprovoked act of rebellion and we were quite justified in dropping 50 tons of nerve gas on it.
APJ Abdul Kalam(sorry):Because the chicken had a mission and a vision.
FREUD: The fact that you are at all concerned that the chicken crossed the road reveals your underlying sexual insecurity.
BILL GATES: I have just released the new Chicken Office 2000, which will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs,file your important documents, and balance your checkbook.
DARWIN: (1)Chickens, over great periods of time, have been naturally selected in such a way that they are now genetically disposed to cross roads.
(2) The chicken crossed the road because nature had already selected which species are perfect for crossing the road
relativist: Why did the road slide underneath the chicken?
bush: To hide the weapons of mass destruction?
Yakov smirnoff: In soviet russia, road crosses chicken.
dick cheney: to make way for me to shoot my friend in the face.
Yoda:
�Road crossing is a natural part of a chicken's life. Rejoice for those around you that cross the road. Mourn them do not. Miss them do not. Questioning leads to insanity. The shadow of greed, that is.�
Heisenberg: the chicken crossed the road because he wasnt sure of his position but was sure of his momentum
John F Kennedy:Ask not why the chicken the chicken crossed the road,but why the road allowed itself to be crossed by the chicken.
You: Er.....did the chicken cross the road first?Or was it the egg?Nah....must be the chicken...but..... the egg needs to do it first.. or is the chicken...
I:Chicken cross the road since it knew..all above people were watching it and had to comment on it.
Send me more. i cudn't get Jayan, Lalettan, Big B, SRK, Siddhu, Ganguly, Chappel, Haq, Sania and some politicians.
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