During the last few days of school many of my students were coming in with cameras and documenting the end of their high school days on film.  The girls were all joking with one particular girl about how when she smiled she had fat chipmunk cheeks.  They were giving her such a hard time that she got aggravated and said 'You just wait.  Ten years from now I'm gonna come back here and have no cheeks and big titties.'  I have decided that this will be a perfect name for my book:  No Cheeks & Big Titties.  I think the title alone will sell it.  Just wait!  I am just getting started here.  I have 6 years of fodder built up to share.