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Entry for May 29, 2007

In the Spirit of David Letterman...


Top 10 Reasons why the AT is Hard:


1. Forget backpacking... try camping for 6 months!


Spending every night in a constricting sleeping bag and in a small tent gets tiring.  So does cooking on the same alcohol stove every day.  You stay dirty, smelly... you have to get your water out of streams and springs... it just isn't an easy thing to do!  It wears on you after a while, no matter how much you enjoy it, and it's never something that is completely comfortable -- you can't just sit down on the couch and watch TV whenever you get tired of doing it.


2. It's mental.


So much of the trail is just keeping your head in the right spot.  You have all these nagging issues and you get tired of doing the same physically taxing thing day after day.  Going back to an easier, more comfortable life is always an option, and you have to make sure you keep yourself focused on your goals.


3. Daily Life


This isn't so much a reason why the AT is hard - just more that every day in general can be hard.  People are still people out here, and you have to cope with many of the same things as back home still.  When you meet new people you won't always like them but you'll usually have to be able to deal with them anyway.  You might get bored or sad or annoyed just like you might get out home.  This isn't some magical vacation where you are only a hiker, you still have to deal with normal aspects of living.


4. Physically Taxing


Putting in the physical effort required of you every day is a feat in and of itself.  You need to keep yourself full of the right food to do this every day.  This isn't only a "do 1 day's hiking repeatedly each day" thing though.  Things from yesterday become today's problem.  Many hikers have developed bad left knees from favoring them over their healing bad right knee; also, favored pronation over supernation (correct words there? lefts and rights of the foot) and favored heals over balls of feet.  They say you're always going to hurt - you just want the hurt to move around the body so it doesn't get too bad in any one spot.


5. Unexpected Things


You have to be ready for anything out here.  If you're just on a day hike you can almost always get in and get out easily enough, but there are many things out here that may come up after being out here for so long.  Wildlife, physical ailments, personal problems... I don't know - just things.  Let me put it this way: if you get the flu, you'll cancel your weekend backpacking trip, right?  Well out here, you have to deal with it while you're already out here.


6. I don't have a title for this one


So you're tired from yesterday's 18 miles, you're sleepy because you couldn't find a flat enough spot to pitch tent, and you're hungry.  These are all very common problems, and you're quite likely to have to deal with them all at once even.  Then let's say you have blisters, too.  Now that's just another thing you have to deal with, and these things compound on each other.  And... then you notice you also just got poison ivy on the backs of your hands - and it's on your feet too somehow... and eventually you just don't know what's a mosquito bite you're scratching, what's poison ivy... and you're tired, sleepy, hungry, and sore.  You put on your boots and start hiking.


7. Un-ideal Camping


One day you can be planning on spending the night in a shelter, only to get there and find it inexplicably full.  I remember one time it was raining, and I had a very very difficult hike that day (very steep, and long, and in the rain, and fresh off a resupply of food (full backpack)).  We got to the shelter and people had been *squatting*.  That is, they didn't even leave the shelter that day!  Or, they hiked fewer than 10 miles, got in by 2pm, and snagged a spot in the shelter super early.  Well, we had to set up tents.  That's fine, but when you're planning on staying in the shelter... it's annoying.  It stopped raining by then, luckily, but there are times when you have to set up tent in the rain.  This isn't the best thing because you don't want to get your tent wet while you're setting it up since you don't want to sleep in water - esp if you have a down sleeping bag, like I do.


8. Back Home


Even though you're out here, there is always "back home".  The allure of the comforts of home, the friends of home... you remember these things, even when you're having a great time - and especially when you're having a rough time.  Additionally, it's a little difficult to live between two worlds.  I want to do it because I don't want to forget all of you, but to throw the switch between AT and CP or EC back and forth is tiring.  It is tiring to readjust yourself between two drastically different ways of life.


9. Logistics


This pertains to communicating with your resupply people (parents often) when you need new gear, and sometimes when you are getting food from them.  Also, Post Offices need to be taken into consideration.  They aren't open on Sunday, and they also weren't open on Memorial Day.  I couldn't get to Damascus in time to get there Saturday, so that meant I couldn't use the Post Office until Tuesday (today)!  A problem that I've, personally, been having is getting a debit card out here.  I had to get it linked to my new account, had to get a new PIN, turned out my card expired (they told me it would still be good)... so what I'm doing now is putting my and my friends' dinner on my credit card, and getting cash from them!  Things are easier and faster when you have your own phone and internet and you are at home.  Logistics are tough to organize.


10. Food


Where do I start... most people eat dehydrated food.  These naturally don't taste as good as fresh and normal food, although they are getting better.  There are only so many kinds to choose from generally, and you do get tired of it.  If you don't get dehydrated food you have to carry... well, hydrated food.  You have to carry extra water, basically.  Tuna fish, peanut butter, and sausage and cheese are common examples of these.  When looking for food you have to budget out what kinds of food you need, when (will you stop and cook a lunch?  do you have enough food of a "breakfast" nature... you don't want le mein noodles for breakfast, I mean.), and how much of it. 


If you're buying 5 days of food, you might want to get 6 days' worth.  If you have to slow down for whatever vast number of reasons, you'll need it - and a lot of people "discover" their appetites, and it just explodes on them... they end up bumming food off people, and owing a lot of people dinner when they get into town :).  Or, they go hungry.  I've been hungry for 3 days straight on this trip... never full for more than an hour or so.  A common sight 2 days from town is seeing someone pour out all the contents of their food bag, look at everything, and sort things into "days" - "I can eat this for breakfast, this can be a snack...  am I able to eat this candy bar now, or will I need it tomorrow... do I have to wake up at 5am and hurry into town so that I can be there by lunch?"  It's never an easy problem, and it is a very important one.


Well there you go!  Coming up next... Top 10 reasons why the AT is EASY!


Stay tuned!

2007-05-29 14:56:58 GMT
Comments (6 total)
Author:Anonymous
As a fellow hiking buddy of Sudo's, I have to say that I agree with a lot of what he just wrote. BUT... he does have a tendency to make it sound more awful than it is. I'm really looking forward to his Top 10 reasons on why the AT is easy.

--Coldylocks
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2007-05-29 21:45:29 GMT
Author:Anonymous
Top ten reasons why life off the AT is hard...

1. Traffic...need I say more
2. Working retail...Having to deal with the bullshit of snobby customers that insist the world revolves around them.
3. Gas prices...every day they go up and I have no choice but to pay it.
4. Taking showers... so that I can conform to this modern day society that we live in. I mean really, who cares how I smell (I envy you)
5. Having to do laundry... (see taking showers)
6. Shaving...(again, see taking showers)
7. Having a roommate...he doen't wash his dishes, he leaves his dirty underwear on the bathroom floor and I hate his girlfriend who is always around.
8. Being in the city...pollution, ignorant people, politics, ignorant people, media (I mean there is more than rapes, murders and war going on in this world, isn't there?)Did I mention ignorant people?
9. Depression...the wilderness is my freedom and society is my prison.
10. WISHING EVERYDAY THAT I WAS HIKING THE AT!!
--Chris aka. Shaggy
2007-05-31 12:58:44 GMT
Author:Anonymous
dear mr. james,
i concur with shaggy, in that there are parallels that can be drawn between difficulties in a given way of existence. In my case, the top ten reasons touring with the American Wind Symphony is hard:

1. Megolimaniacal director!
2. The barge you perform on is always broken!
3. Language barriers: understanding Japanese musicians, Cajuns, and other sundry southern dialects.
4. Shrimp. It's like bubba gump, baby. We've had it every way you can imagine, at every town we play in.
5. BUGS BUGS BUGS! Um, we play on the bayou under bright lights. BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!
6. Getting food poisoning and puking of the side of the barge during rehearsal and not having a solid duece for three days.
7. Logistics. we play on a boat. wind, waves, tides, and mechanical failure conspire against us.
8. traveling in vans. ditching a broken-down tour van in florida until the tour ends four weeks later.
9. scheduling. it's consistently inconsistent!
10. "you see that gong, it's your grandmother!"

but hey, i'm playing amazing music with other nifty musicians and meeting cool people in new places! Woo-hoo!

keep your chin up James!

cheers,
douglas 'wurm' maiwurm
2007-06-03 03:19:33 GMT
Author:Anonymous
as usual; not to nit pick but:
-1,3 and 7 are the same, or at least 3 and 7 are described in 1
-5 is life
-6 sounds like any job

I'm not raining your pity party but you can do better. Give us 10 pain in the asses of the AT. this is a list of 5. 9 sounds like a huge pain, 8 can't be super either. tell us the misery. I think your lack of a good list means everything is peachy.

also, i love the sentence "[dehydrated foods] naturally don't taste as good as fresh and normal food, although they are getting better"
It leaves 2 points of interpretation. 1) companies are getting better at making tasty dried apples; which is probably what you meant but you're not likely to have noticed an industry wide modification in dehydration techniques (especially since you've been on the trail almost 2 months and most the dehydrated food you run across was made years ago). Or, 2) "they are getting better" means your taste is in the dumper and over the last 2 months you've started to adapt to them. In this case one day you'll leave the trail and try good food and not like it.

In mountain bread we trust.
--Michael
2007-06-07 02:29:49 GMT
Author:Anonymous
Do what you want to do: do it when you want to do it.
Go where you want to go: go when you want to go.
Do it all with whom you want to or do it by yourself. You're in control. Life on the trail is all about you, where you are, whats around you, and who is around you. If you don't like it then you can pack up and move on by yourself or take a different trail. Don't be afraid to take the side trails once in a while. The AT isn't the only trail. Don't get caught up in those peer preasure rules that say you have to stay on the AT and no blue blazing. That's BS. Do your own hike and tell others to buzz off. My only regret from the trail was at times I stayed with a group far too long. I should have broken away and done my own thing more often. I went our there to have some solitude and I found that to be rare.

It was nice to hook up with you at Trail Days. Stay safe and hydrated.

Miles of Smiles
--MacGyver (Gary) @ REI
2007-06-07 16:10:48 GMT
Author:Trail Log
so I realize I didn't truly do this correctly... it should have been a list from #10 to #1 in that order... I just put in 10 randomly.
I guess I'll comment on some comments... Chris and Doug, thanks for your lists. Unfortunately I know a lot of yours all too well, Chris :). Doug, those are some... very interesting problems - at least you know not everyone has the privledge to experience them!
Mike - no, 1,3 and 7 aren't the same, though I admit I could've done a better job in highlighting exactly what was hard. something about picking the magic number 10 dulled my thought process. #1 is about living a certain (less comfortable/cushy) lifestyle than you are used to for an extended period of time. Most of us are used to weekend camping trips, but not 6 months of camping. #7 is actually kind of close to #5 actually, in that you have to do stuff even when it sucks - you can't just wait until you get home the next day to wash your pots or dry out your tent, you can't just draw up a 3-day hike - plans change, things come up, and you need to be a lot more flexible, in many ways.
Yes, #5 is life - but it's life out in the woods. Just harder to adapt, fewer comforts to retreat to if you don't like the way things are going. #3 is the one that's supposed to be "life". And I admit - that one's really a cop-out.
Perhaps I didn't explain it correctly, but if what is contained in #6 sounds like any job, then you're working too hard or in the wrong job.
It does sound like I gave only 5 real reasons - but if you look more closely at it, there a few major, overriding themes. "Food", for example, touches on 9 different examples of problems you'll have with food. The one about how the trip is physically taxing should be self explanatory. There are a lot of different ways in which that is true.
That is funny about the dehydrated food, I think I actually meant for both interpretations. And no Mike, you can't get better at taking water out of food. But you can improve upon the recipies, dishes, whatever you want to call them, so that they taste more like something you would make at home when rehydrated. And finally...
Mountain bread is god-awful and you know it!

Gary, nice to see you here, thanks for the post. I really enjoy hearing yours and Roger's perspectives on the trail. It's true, it's all about making it the best experience you can for yourself. I have to say, I am getting a headache from hearing all these people, "yeah I just did 30 miles today... that's pretty good, I need to do 35 to get into Damascus by tomorrow, probably get in about sunset..." I think I will take a "zero" at some point in Virgina on the trail just to hike around on some nice side trails hopefully. I don't want to plan anything really but we'll see what I want to do when I get there. Thanks for reading, and I look forward to hearing from you again!
2007-06-07 18:17:21 GMT


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