Makai-Tenshi
2004-08-26
ch 2, signed

Ahahahahahahahaha! This is "fuckin'" (as Tasuki would say) funny! *still giggling madly*. u have to update soon!

Nuriko no Mikos
2003-10-18
ch 2, signed

Oh, dear SEIRYUU. Tasuki... pregnant?! *cracks up* Dear, dear Seiryuu. That is TOO funny. And of course, everyone HAPPENS to get insomnia on the same night! *giggles* Oh dear.

Tokaki-Shishou
2003-10-10
ch 1, signed

Heh. Hehe. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

Blame Kaze-chan for my being here and leaving this. She told me about you.

You almost got me in trouble at work, I was laughing so hard.

LuceScuro
2003-08-28
ch 2, signed

Dear God! I ALMOST feel sorry for Tasuki but scince I'm evil I never how to feel sympathy...hm I wonder how Tamahome gonna react? Oi I'm probably gonna faint when the baby actually comes out...somehow. Anyway uppie soon!

Zolac no Miko ([email protected])
2003-08-24
ch 2, anonymous

Ohmygodohmygodohmygod! Don't stop there! It's just too funny! Oh my god this is the funniest thing since... I dunno, it's just fuckin hilarious! Bwahahahahaha! OH MY GOD TASUKI'S PREGNANANT! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Seonaid Mist
2003-07-26
ch 2, signed

Yea! Me likee! Continue ne? Me wait! ^_^

Emily Hato
2003-07-02
ch 2, signed

::Dies:: YOu haven't finished! Gee golly! Please write more! Please! ::gets on knees and begs!:: This is so hilarious! I would love ya forever if ya did!

Emily Hato
2003-07-02
ch 1, signed

::pats Tasuki on head:: I know a lot of men who deserve that... ^^* OOh! ::hurries to read another chapter::

Hiei
2003-04-23
ch 2, anonymous

Why did you stop it?

This is really good and I'd like to see it contined ~^

Meirelle Emeraldeyes
2003-01-23
ch 2, signed

Yes! This is so great! And I loved how you dealt with the rediculous issues of abortion in the first chapter! So funny! Can't wait for more!

Boko the Guitar-Playing Chocobo ([email protected])
2002-12-11
ch 2, anonymous

Hehe... this is an interesting bit of humor. Poor Tasuki ^_^
but I got a question. Who was that chick that did it to him? Please update soon!

Muchacha
2002-10-29
ch 2, signed

Damn, this is funny!
I always liked Tasuki and I think you should continue.
You're really good! Look at all those stories you wrote! My heads spinning...

Butterflygurl
2002-10-23
ch 2, signed

Sweetness!!! Not that i like the Tasuki torture but this is really funny! Continue!

Calla1
2002-09-30
ch 1, signed

Hi Ryuen!
I began reading this a couple of days ago. This one is well... interesting, and at least to me rather funny.

I think it's the whole concept of Tasuki being pregnant that I find amusing. I hope to read the second chapter tomorrow. and I'll send the rest of my review in then. But as usual I love it!!!

Calla

Emmi-chan
2002-09-20
ch 2, signed

XD!! I read this at school, and I am SO glad that I didn't start laughing my head off....I would've gotten pretty strange looks........

shadow priestess
2002-09-19
ch 2, signed

Oh my holy Suzakuseikun. Tama-kins "saves" the day! Yippee! *bandit dance* Heh... I love this! Keep working on it... not that my opinion matters anyways. No da. in any case. Very good fic me like it cool! *nodnodnod*

J. Liha
2002-09-19
ch 2, signed

LOL! OMG MY POOR TASUKI! ^_^x "Gained some weight?" Ah, Hotohori if only you knew... Update soon!

roku kyu
2002-09-18
ch 2, signed

Oh, God, girl - how do you know all this??!! I laughed until I almost cried. But I also got a lump in my throat over Tasuki's humiliation and dilemma - you did a brilliant job at making him both humorous and pitiful.

Nuriko is at least compassionate - and poor Hotohori - what a shocking sight! What a cliff-hanger, too - man, if Tama's really mean to Tasuki, I may well cry!

Great work, Ryuen - looking forward to more!

Ja ne!

Kei-chan1
2002-09-17
ch 2, signed

aahahahahahaha!!!!!!

He's so funny pregnant... oh my... I hope I'm not like that... ACK! I just scared myself! Umm... gonna go.. and uh.. read Blackbird now... bye!!!

It's funny! I like it!!!!

Kryssa
2002-09-17
ch 2, signed

Aaaaaa!!! Poor Tasuki-chan!! Oh Lordy, the picture of him in that nightgown nearly sent me into hysterical fits. Adding in the bathroom scene and I'm just going nuts over here. He's just lucky he doesn't have morning sickness yet or weird food cravings (oh, me and Roku-chan are going to give you all these great things to torture Tasuki with...). And I really hope the baby doesn't end up with it's father's... tendencies. I am thoroughly excited to see what the baby ends up being. Make it a girl, just to add insult to the irony! And she'd be so cute with her daddy's hair and big mouth. *giggles like the girl she is*

Lesse... Hotohori's curious about Tasuki in a gown and Tama just walked in on our "heroine" dumping the chamber pot. So that means that pretty much all the seishi know except Miaka and Chiriko- perhaps we should leave their innocence in tact. But on the other hand, it would be hilarious to see Chiriko going crazy trying to figure out the scientific principles of the problem. *sees Chiriko holding a knife and talking about dissection to a fainted Tasuki* Ah yes, much torture on my part. So I best let'cha go and get some more ideas. Luck and love.

Chibigreen
2002-09-17
ch 2, signed

God, this is hilarious! ^___^ ^___^ ^___^ It's most definitely going on my Favorite Stories list!!! It's so original, so funny, so...bashing up on Tasuki, but that doesn't matter in this one!

Digi_riven (not signed in)
2002-09-17
ch 2, anonymous

0.o Tama?! Tama?!
Tama-neko, or Tamahome...?
*looks around*
Hope it Tama neko...
^-^ Next chapter?

NK ^,~. ([email protected])
2002-09-17
ch 2, anonymous

Oh my goooood, this is so the scariest fic ever >____

trixie4
2002-09-17
ch 2, signed

*snerk* i think tasuki's cat is out of the bag, so to speak. ^_^

fun story! hee, a splash of nuri/hotohori. always fun...

ah, but this...
"Granted, he didn't always let on that he was asleep, but that had backfired before--he wasn't likely to forget the pain of Miaka's flashlight shining in his eyes for quite some time."

way to throw in a small canon ref! very nice!
trixie

Skittles1
2002-09-17
ch 2, signed

Oh my god. This is SOO FUNNY!! POOR TASUKI!! ay ay, hehehe!! Very well written, I can't wait for the next chapter. I'd laugh if Taskui had a baby girl >D !! Please update soon, you're very talented at writing!

Emmi-chan
2002-08-24
ch 1, signed

XDXDXDXD!!!!!!!!!! That is TWISTED! Something tells me they'd hafta give him a C-section, seeing as how Tasuki doesn't have the right, um, parts for delivering a baby. This is only tbc, right? Not just a one-shot?

Digi-riven
2002-08-20
ch 1, signed

0.o Wonder how Tasuki would handle this...
After 3 days that is. ^^;;;

roku kyu
2002-08-19
ch 1, signed

Oh, god, I just found this fic! Twisted, Ryu-chan - truly twisted!! My poor Tasuki - he really has no idea what he's in for!!!

It's pathetic, but I read your reviews and Kryssa brought up the same point that possessed my mind - biology nerds, unite!! My personal recommendation to Tasuki - do the C-section!! But don't expect to be able to laugh without pain for the next 3 weeks after it!!

I love your flights of fantasy - god, you characterize the seishi so well that you've caught me in another one! I just cringe at the thought of what Tama will say to Tasuki when he finds out!! Of course, Nuriko will probably pound him for daring to upset an expectant... father.

Please do more on this - at least one more chapter! And by the way, my congratulations to Skipsida on some very funny lyrics!

Ja ne!

Bunny6
2002-08-18
ch 1, signed

This is very intersecting so far. I hope you continuing soon.

J. Liha
2002-08-18
ch 1, signed

Lovely fic, Ryuen-san! ^_^x Poor Tasuki-sama! Oh well, LOL, you've gotta write more of these!

Skipsida
2002-08-18
ch 1, signed

*laughs hysterically* Oh man, this is good! Couldn't you just imagine the seishi with kids? Worst of all, Tasuki's kid?! The Brady Bunch gone wrong!

Here's the story
Of a lovely bandit
Who was bitching at a woman in a bar
When she when psycho and made him pregnant
And he didn't even get laid beforehand!

Here's the story
Of a bunch of seishi
A crossdresser, emperor, monk and healer
Not to mention the ogre-boy and miko
Could this bunch get any weirder?

Then the one day when the bandit shows up pregnant
And the scary thought they couldn't get out of their head?
What with this bunch of gays and weirdos
Who would teach this kid sex-ed?
The seishi bunch!
The seishi bunch!
My god, the poor kid is going to be lunch!

*bows then frowns* I made up a song for a review?! I'm losing it! *laughs*

Kero Kero
2002-08-17
ch 1, signed

Ryuen-chan, this is so cute! However do you come up with some of these ideas? *giggles* I hope there is a second chapter to this, but if not, it's extremely cute. *smacks self* It's cute regardless! ^-^ I love all yer fics, and this one is no exception!

NK ^,~. ([email protected])
2002-08-17
ch 1, anonymous

AHHHHHHHHHHHH! NOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Pregnant man fic!!! O________o. *dies* *twitches* (wait, I'm dead & still twitching?) I'm so frightened. >_

Kaze-chan
2002-08-17
ch 1, signed

Kei-chan (as she knows) made a very good point ^_^ You ARE only posting death and masochism lately, and you know it! Much as I love the way you write death and masochism, I'm glad to see you taking another trip into Humor Land.
And whoo, what a trip... ~grins~ I think we've all thought about "I pity the world when Tasuki had children," but I know -I- never took it quite... so... literally! ~HOWLS~ Tasuki's PREGNANT! Hahahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaa! A stroke of genius from Ryuen-sama is -always- appreciated. And no Tasuki, no drinking. No fighting. No smoking, but he doesn't. And no riding! And soon he won't be able to walk well!
O.o;;;;;; He's gonna have to watch that mouth of his when the baby comes - don't want the kid picking up on Mommy/Daddy's bad habits after all. And oh boy, I just got this image of Nuriko as the "mother figure"... Between all the seishi, this kid could turn out very screwed up.
Pity the child. Pity it.

Kei-chan
2002-08-17
ch 1, anonymous

**cracks up**

Oh... my... god... that's horrible! And Funny!! Oh... this is one time I'm glad to say that I'm NOT Tasuki! Ouch!!!

And, what the hell do you mean it's all my fault??? I told you you didn't HAFTA post anything else! SO :P

Kei-chan
2002-08-17
ch 1, anonymous

**cracks up**

Oh... my... god... that's horrible! And Funny!! Oh... this is one time I'm glad to say that I'm NOT Tasuki! Ouch!!!

And, what the hell do you mean it's all my fault??? I told you you didn't HAFTA post anything else! SO :P

Seiko
2002-08-16
ch 1, signed

Waahaahaa!!!(rolls around on the ground laughing her ass off)

Tasuki: Stop fuckin' laughing! It isn't funny!

Sorry Tasuki-chan, but the thought of you...of you pre..preg...waahaa haa haa (continues her rolling)

Chichiri: Hey Tasuki no da, you ever see Junior no da?

Tasuki: God dammit! Stop teasing me!

(Chichiri joins me in laughing)

Ahem, anyway very very funny story and I can't wait for the next part. I'm also wondering how Tasuki's gonna give birth...oh oh!! and make it a longer than thirty hour labour weehee hee

Tasuki: NO NO PLEASE I'M BEGGING YOU! DON'T LISTEN TO THIS PSYCHO!

Chichiri: Will you be breast feeding no da?

Tasuki: Ahhhhh!!!

(Chichiri and I collapse in another round of giggles and shrieks of laughter)

Lumi-Chan
2002-08-16
ch 1, signed

*burst into laughter* Oh my, poor Tasuki! XD Of all people for it to happen to, hehe. ^_^ I almost fell out of my chair laughing at the somewhat disturbing mental image this gave me of Tasuki, lol ^^ I hope you're planning to write more!

melokitty (didn't feel like signing in)
2002-08-16
ch 1, anonymous

Oh my... Hee hee, this is hillarious!!! I wanna see more please!!

trixie4
2002-08-16
ch 1, signed

^_^

that's fun. thanks!!

trixie

Kryssa
2002-08-16
ch 1, signed

*bursts into hysterics* Oh... my God. By Suzaku's wings, that's BAD!!! And to do it to Tasuki... that's just evil! But for some reason, I'm still laughing and still incredibly amused. Just the idea of Tasuki being a mother/father... whoa!

But one thing I'm wondering is how he's gonna give birth? I mean, obviously he's got to have SOME female parts to be carrying a baby (biology is oh-so-fun), but he doesn't exactly have the right... shoot, how do I say this???... pathway! to give birth. Are they gonna cut him up? Or will he actually have some 'motherly' equipment for a nice 30 hour labor? Oye, I'll bet Tasuki's gonna LOVE that. But I'll leave the funky details out for you to think about and just leave myself open to this humor. Lordy, I can't wait!!! *snickers at Tasuki, making sure to hide behind Chichiri at the same time*