Coldplay2580: you think
Ryucho0: yep, think... although
Ryucho0: that doesnt logically make sense because when im tired i cant think... therefor i cant think that im tired...
Ryucho0: o.O
Ryucho0: I'M STUCK IN A NEVERENDING PARADOX!
Coldplay2580: oh my god... what the hell?
Coldplay2580: you're so tired you're high!!
"Techically ghosts are undead.... they just can't be shotgunned like zombies, vampries, or republicans." ~Warskull
"Boredom sucks ass like a teenage asian whore in a barbershop basement being investigated by the ins for housing illegal immigrants who crossed el rio grande with hope for a better life within the confines of the glass prison that is America." ~Tigerosprey
"Computer games don't affect kids, I mean if Pac Man affected us as kids,
we'd all run around in a darkened room munching pills and listening to repetitive music..." ~Unknown
While meditating at the recent Spring Forest QiGong Retreat, a Panda suddenly appeared and said "I'm hungry." Master Lin was so happy to see the Panda because, when this animal appears during a meditation, it is a sign of good luck. He then had one of his students make the Panda a meal of bamboo and green leaves. The Panda gobbled it up and thanked the student. All seemed normal until the Panda pulled out a gun, pulled the trigger and BANG! shot the student in his left arm.
Master Lin rushed over and said: "Argh!! You just shot my friend!!!" The Panda calmly replied: "Do you know what I am?"
"Of Course I do," Master Lin answered, "you're a Panda!"
"Good. Now go home and look me up in the dictionary." said the panda, disapprearing into the emptiness.
PANDA: 1. A black and white bear native to China. Eats shoots and leaves.