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The Trumbull Democrat Warren, Trumble Co. Ohio Vol. 7 No. 9
Monday, August 11, 1845
The sweetness of kissing depends with us altogether on the slyness of
the thing.
Take our word for it, the stolen draughts are the most delicious. We
would
rather be "cut up into cat-fish bait," than kiss a girl in company.
Besides,
there is a great deal in promiscuous kissing that is indulged in at
parties. Ten
to one if your lips do not, at the very moment after they have been
reveling in
the most ecstatic enjoyment, come pop! upon those of some old maid, so
sour that
you can not get the taste of the bitters out of your mouth for a week.
No!
kissing in public is not the way to manage the thing; it destroys the
reverence
with which man delights to wrap the wondrous sex, and none but a
bungler
will
resort to it. If you wish to enjoy a kiss in all its raciness- a kiss
at
once
delicate, airy, and spirituelle, yet one that will cause every pulse in
your
body to thrill with ecstasy- get your little charmer into a corner of a
sofa,
before a cozy fire of a freezing night- steal your arm around her
waist-
take
her hand gently in your own- and then drawing her tenderly towards you,
"kiss
her with a long, sweet kiss, as if you were a bee sucking honey from a
flower."
There's true kissing for you.
-Yankee Blade
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