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~'fore anyone throws this out, I ran this post by Niq. He was cool... hope you enjoy the humor of it-XD~*the area calms as people begin to leave after Gutcheck. Suddenly a shrill siren is heard over the P.A. system as Purple Sirens flash every where.. the crowd somewhat confused turn towards the entrance ramp*Frapples: What the Hell is this?Rollins: this better not be what I think it is...*Xero emerges from behind the curtin and stands a top the the Ramp. His crimson and blond hair pulled back into a pony tail, so that the cuts, burns and Bruises are appearent on his face but still he shows a smile that scream complete unsincerity. His clothing however is odd. He wears a black collered, short sleeved shirt complemented by a white tie, a white pair of pants with white belt and White dress shoes. He slowly extends his arms and one by one the other five members of Hell's Children walks out to join him in the apperal. Xaveir with long purple hair adjusts his lensless glasses, and RPG looks as if his suit is a size ortwo too big. Thomasina and Alexandra look as if their suits are a few sizes to small and Dark Angel folds her arms as the sleeves on her shirt have been cut off. In succession they all Adjust their tiesand follow Xero down the ramp to the ring*Frapple: I think Xero has finally gone over the edge.Rollins: no kidding! I saw his consorts inthe back dressed like that.. I prayed to god that this wasn't what they had in mind.Frapples: this is just... just sick. What isgoing through his head?*They all slowly make their way into the ring. Xero rabs a mic and placing one hand behind his backand the other high in the air as if to tell the crowd "Thank you... I will be your evil dictator this evening" He quick gain composure and brings the mic to his mouth. the other members of Hell's children stand to his side. Oddly enough Xavier whips out a box and pulls an Ice cream bar from it and begins to eat as Xero begins to speak his voice echoing mock and insincerity.*Xero: WELCOME dear friends! We are the R....T....C! That's right! The RIGHT....TO...CORRUPT! And we are here to say, to all ofyou good people.... we have had enough! Too long have we stood silent! Too long have we stayed to our own thoughts... Tonight we make our presence felt! WE are here to tell each and everyone or you that we ask... NO We Demend you follow our lead!!! *the crowd boos them* We are here to say that we stand against.... Morality. *the booing abruptly stops as each of the other five sells what Xero speaks like he was a gosple preacher* Evil Ice cream man.. Xavier Price... how goes the Dark Humor Ice cream Business?Xavier: *pulls the ice cream bar from his mouth* Pretty good Xero... here try a Soul Bar.Xero: *take the ice cream bar and has a bite he nods* I feel like I just devored a soul!!!Xavier: *grins* That's because you did! Each soul bar come chalk with vitamines and a corrupted fragment of a soul in each one.Xero: What a treat... *he turns and walks over to his short cousin* And Randell... What have you to say to this crowd?RPG: *he siezes the mic from Xero* I'm here to say, I'll take anyone on in the back!Xero: Randell...RPG: *getting fired up and point straight into the Crowd* It doesn't matter who!! Kutter!!! Payne!!! SRL!!!Xero: *getting less patient* Randy...RPG:I will DESTORY YOU ALL!!!! DO YOU....*Xero rears back and punchs RPG across the face knocking him to the mat... he wearly gets back up and strangely enough begins to wave his hands in the air*RPG: Ho's!!!! Ho's!!!! Ho's!!!!!Dark Angel: *she takes the mic from RPG* Great going Xero! you hit him so hard.. you knocked him into someone Elses last angle!!!Xero: It had to be done.. but now Sister Kitra... prehaps you could tell these people what we stand for here at the RTC...Frapples: This is just derranged? What moron in the back Gave these guys a mic?Rollins: the same guys who thought O.J. Brown and Blue fru.. whatever would make a good match?Frapples: good point.Dark Angel: Dear people! We ere at the RTC stand firmly against fully clothed women! *big pop* We stand against... Clean sissy language! *huge pop* We stand against Clean living! but most of all We stand for and promote.... Violence and Carnage! *Monster pop* We stand for Elimination of the weak.. and we will Corrupt the world before it's said and done! Brother Xero... Please continue. *she hands the Mic back to him**Xero approachs Thomasina and Alexandra who have been standing strangly close to one another.*Xero: Sisters T and A... i mean... Thomasina and Alexandra... for what do you offer this group and these good people?*they looks to each other then back to Xero as if e were the biging moron on the face of the planet... and then without another word they grab each others clothing and rips them off to Reveal matching Leather alter tops and minishirts. Alexandra's Says "slave" across the chest and Thomasina's says "Master". Alexandra also dons a collor with a leach that is frim in the hand of Thomasina. the crowd (like we're surprised!!!) Pops huge*Thomasina and Alexandra: S and M eye candy Dear brother Xero... What else?Xero: I'll come back to you both later... like in the locker room... *he turns towards te crowd and camera. He smiles once again as his eyes scan over the crowd.* That is right people we are here to make each and everyone of you just like us. We are here to show you the Glories of corrupts. We will... FIGHT THE GOOD FIGHT! and we will do it for you! Which brings us........... to Brother....Thorne. *his eyes moment aryly glare up the ramp then turn back to the crowd.* Thorne is one of us.. weither he likes it or not. Twilight is one of us wither she likes it or not. Thorne.. tonight you showed the true message of the RTC but there was one problem. You did it at the cost of your own brother. Thorne.. you gave me your word you would not interfere tonight.. and yet.. you did. That is a grave sin! Thorne... you have been lead Astray and unfortunately for you.. in seven days.. your time to pay will come. You say you were not a part of Tommy and Jeff's ploy to bury me... Well I will not believe you until i have you in the down.. Nor will I believe you until you scream it from the turtores that I will infilict... the only Truth is through pain! and only pain is the truth.*His fellow members still selling him like a preacher. He paces slightly but maintains his mocking attitude.*Xero: Now you say Thorne... no... Your wrench says i slept with Twilight... until my dying breath I will say I never slept with her... I slept with Kitra... a good many time... but never her.RPG: WHAT!?! Xavier: Randy calm down.Dark angel: Yes Calm down... that was before we met.Xero: Memphis...Dark Angel: ...Before we went out...Xero: New Orleans...Dark Angel:... um.. before we were serious...Xero: Dallas....Dark Angel: Before we were engaged...*Xero goes to say something but is met by a threathening look from Dark Angel AND Alexandra. he backs off*Xavier: Now that's cold Xero... That's danm cold even for you.Xero: We'll talk about this in the back. We're in the midle of a Promo here!Xavier: Agreed. A fight for a later time, behind closed doors.Xero: *he clears his throat*Anyway....Thorne.. I'm not the father... I never touched her. Never will, i would not dishonor a brother like that. you... on the other hand would. And so Thorne it comes down tothe down match... for your precious Internet title. you remember it was the internet title in the graveyard match thorne.. The match I won.. but the match You buried me in. Regardless... I won that belt form you. At Guts and glory Thorne... You penances will be heavy... your accusations.. your actions and your betrayal. Do not see our brother and sisters in this ring as having taken sides... they are here at my request. In down match they will sit in idle Judgement of the two of us. *he extends his arms... all but Xero and Alexandra bows their heads* And I will not disappiont. Thorne... you will come to realize i am doing you a favor.. I am saving you from yourself and from Serenity. Like you saved me. And so help me Degen and Azreal.. if I have to take you kicking and scream back to the path... I will!!! do you hear me!?! I will! Through pain and toture will you be cleansed and join us again. You can not escape what you are!!!!!*Xero kneels peering through the top and second rope into the crowd and camera as if peering at Thorne himself. His cold blue eyes showing how serious if not insane he truely is. He reachs back and pull shis hair out of the ponytail letting the crimson and blond locks mask his face some what*Xero: Thorne... Seven days... Seven nights left. We will kill each other again... But this time I will win... I'm doing tis for you my dear brother... for the time Xavier and I trained you, for your life, your sanity... and your soul! Serenity has blinded you. The down match will be you awakening, Because you don't know any better.... Thorne.... In the down match.... for the title.... at Guts and Glory.... i will corrupt you and remind you that you, like us, are property of hell. Don't hate me for this. Please just remember... I'm doing this..... For.... your own....... *He draws the mic away slowly then lets his angry sneer slowly become that mocking smile* good. *He throws back the mic making a thud as the Sirens and flashing lights cue up*Frapples: Dear god... forget the Major player.. this guy is a Major Malfunction.Rollins: No kidding! I think he actually beleived everything he just preached... Hell I'm starting to believe in everything he just said!*Xero slide back on his knees then slowly gets to his feet and immedately, one hand behind him the other in the air and that evil, mocking smile as he waves to the crowd... the "RTC" Hell's children slowly get out of the ring and Walk up the ramp the last being Xero, Before going through the Curtain he turns and extends his arms then brings them up and hangs his head. the video wall fades too...* Xero and Hell's children
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