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| The Masaki Residence |
| Things you would never hear on Tenchi Muyo! |
| Washu: Oh no... I'm wrong Sasami: I hate you all Kiyone: Mihoshi, I don't get it Achika: Kain, let me help you kill Tenchi Tenchi: Who wants to be the first to have a piece of me? Ryoko: I'm a pacifist Kiyone: Mihoshi you're the best partner in the world! Ayeka: Ryoko, you can have Tenchi, I'm tired of waiting for his move Sasami: I'm gonna order Take Out!!! Ryo-Ohki, leave me alone! And get off my head!!!!! Mayuka: I hate you daddy Haruna: Get outta my world Tenchi Ryo-Ohki: Woof Ayeka: I'm gonna go sleep with Nobuyuki Ryoko: I need to dress more appropriately Nagi: Ryoko, my best buddy Ryo-Ohki: I hate carrots... Kiyone: I'm so sorry Mihoshi! Wwwhhhaaaa!!!! Mihoshi: Kiyone, can't you do anything right?! Ryoko: I hate sake Katsuhito: Tea is bad for you Tenchi! Never EVER drink it!!! Zero: I hate being Ryoko... Misaki: *points at Ayeka and Sasami* You two were mistakes!!! Azusa: Go on Ayeka and marry Tenchi Ayeka: No father! Don't make me marry Tenchi, PLEASE!!!!! Yosho: I wanna be king Azusa: Misaki, you need to join wight watchers Azaka and Kamidake: Its another horrible day...isn't it..? Sasami: I'm too young to cook Washu: And now, for my greatest invention! The chocolate fireplace!!! Tokimi: Where's my coffee?! Ayeka: Is my wig on straight? Sasami: Ryoko, what's for dinner? Kiyone: Mihoshi, I'm so glad you got promoted instead of me Kagato: I didn't mean to hurt any of you, really. I just have issues Sasami: Get me a soda, NOW!!!! Mihoshi: How would my hair look if I dyed it black? Kagato: I didn't kill your father... Tenchi, I am your father Tenchi: We're running low on money...Ryoko, go knock over a liquor store Ayeka: Azaka, Kamidake! You're fired! Azaka and Kamidake: We're not fired! We quit!!! Kiyone: Ahh... I just want to be a simple girl walking in a garden every day of my life.... tra-la-la-la Nobuyuki: These young, beautiful women should live with their parents. Get rid of them Tenchi Tokimi: I wanted decafe!!! Tenchi: Would you mind if I wore boxers around the house instead of my pants? Misaki: How ugly Tsunami: Tenchi,Leave me alone. Washu: Mihoshi, come into my lab Ryoko: I think I'm just gonna work all day... Tsunami: Where's my tea, damnit!!!! Ayeka: Lets go rob a bank Kiyone: Ooh... What does THIS button do??? *boom* Seiryo: I'm a pink-haired pansy Dr.Clay: Washu, I love you D3: No way Lady Tokimi Kagato: At last! My cookies are done! Sasami: Who wants some Ryo-Ohki stew? Yugi: Arise, my newest creation! Arise, George W. Bush!!! Tsugaru: I have the hots for you Hotsuma *wink* Mayuka: (talking to Yuzuha) Why do I have to go after Tenchi Masaki? Why can't I go after someone more interesting, like Brad Pitt? Ryo-Ohki: Miya! Mi- ah! Screw it! Someone get me a carrot, NOW! |
| Tenchi: Sasami, what's for dinner? Sasami: ....Cabbit |
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