| Warning: This story makes fun of everybody, especially Quatre and Relena. I know I tease Quatre a lot but it�s sort of fun. Anyway, remember, it teases Relena too, but I�m sure most of you don�t have any problem with that. You have been warned. I�m making a sequel, too, do if you don�t see an episode you want to e-mail me and I�ll try to add it. Outtakes Duo, the Great Destroyer Once Again: Take one "Here you go, sir!" Duo says. "Okay, have a nice day." He begins walking to the door. Hilde sees this. "Hey, wait a sec. I know you!" she exclaims. "What is it? Did you want something?" Duo asks. Hilde demands that he let her see the form. "Oh, this. It�s all filled out. But it�s a FAKE!" he screams, throwing his bag. It misses Hilde and smacks an innocent person. "Oops." Take two "Okay, have a nice day," Duo recites, then he turns around and immediately trips on a bump in the floor. The Gundam they called Zero: Take one "Your afraid to die. Aren�t you guys?" Quatre whispers. "In that case, you shouldn�t be fighting at�" Suddenly he begins to cough uncontrollably. "Are you okay?" A voice buzzes through the intercom used for the colonies. "Spit went down the wrong pipe," Quatre explains sheepishly. Take Two "What is this little button do?" Quatre asked, examining a little red button. He pushes it. "No! Don�t do that� it�s a self-detonate control!!!!" There is a loud explosion. Take Three "I�m claustrophobic," Wufei cries. He trembles and turns green. Duo did not think that was a good sign so he ran to get help. The eternal blaze of the shooting stars: Take one Quatre looks up, and suddenly rams a guy out of the way and runs. Heero trips the other two guys. "Oww!" Heero cries suddenly. He starts jumping up and down holding his foot. "I didn�t know you guys wear steel toed boots! Ow!" The birth of Queen Relena: Take one "Wow, what an impressive building. Your family�s really something! So this is all yours now, right?" "Duo, get your hands off the glass. It was just cleaned," Quatre replies sternly. "You�re getting it all dirty." Take Two "If you�re going to keep looking for the Gundam pilots, I guess you�ll see what�s-his-name," Duo says hesitantly. Quatre gets up and forgets to put his cup down. It spills on his lap. "Oww� hot! IT"S HOT!" he screams. Take Three "If you�re going to keep looking for the Gundam pilots, I guess you�ll see what�s-his-name," Duo repeats, slightly annoyed. "You mean Ricky Martin?" Quatre asks hopefully, spilling his coffee again. Take Four Quatre sees Trowa. "It�s really you. Trowa!" Trowa stares at him for a second, and then notices the coffee stain. "Do you need to use the bathroom?" he asked quizzically. Take Five "If you�re going to keep looking for the Gundam pilots, I guess you�ll see what�s-his-name," Duo says through gritted teeth. "Huh? Oh. What�s my line?" Quatre asks in a bored tone. Take Six "If� you�re� going to keep looking for the Gundam pilots, I guess you�ll see what�s-his-name," Duo nearly shouted. "Do you mean-?" Quatre says. Suddenly he lets out a huge yawn. Take Seven "IF YOU�RE GOING TO KEEP LOOKING FOR THE GUNDAM PILOTS, I GUESS YOU�LL SEE WHAT�S-HIS-NAME!" Duo screams. "Ow," Quatre says dramatically. "Don�t shout like that." Take Eight "If you�re going to keep looking for the Gundam pilots, I guess you�ll see what�s-his-name." Duo exhales slowly. Please get it right. Please get it right! He prays. "Too� much� coffee!" Quatre whispers hollowly. "I have� a stomachache." Take Nine "If you�re going to keep looking for the Gundam pilots, I guess you�ll see What�s-his-name," Duo says sourly. "Do you-" He stops abruptly. "What�s wrong now?" Duo yells. "I think I sat on a Whoopee-cushion," Quatre replies. The Lake Victoria Base Nightmare: Take one "Hm? A woman?" Wufei chants. "And a very pretty woman at that." He circles the suit, and Noin gets tired of that and steps on him. The Gundam Death Scythe: Take one "It�s obvious to anyone you�re the bad guy here. Are you all right, lady?" Duo says, holding his gun. Relena starts to respond, but suddenly a microphone comes down and nearly hits her head. "Hey! What the?" she screams. "What is with this microphone?" Take Two "Are you all right, lady?" Duo asks. "She�s hardly a lady, Duo," Heero says slyly. Relena is outraged. "Not a lady? Not a lady?? I�ll show you not a lady, you idiot!" she screams. Relena tackles him from behind and punches him. The Lake Victorian Base Nightmare: Take One "I don�t want anyone touching my Mobile suit," Heero says in a monotone. Duo can�t help himself. He marches up to Wing. "Touch! Touch, touch!" Duo yells triumphantly. The Final Victor: Take One "Can you stand up, Quatre?" Trowa says. Quatre looks at him for a moment, struggling to keep a straight face. Finally he bursts out laughing and so does Trowa. Take Two "I have to keep living," Trowa says with no emotion, as usual. "Why is-" Dorothy is cut short as Trowa throws back a chip for the zero system forcefully and it hits her in the head. Take Three "I�ve got a home to go back to," Trowa states. Dorothy gets a pitying look on her face. "Well, unlike you I don�t have anywhere to go," Dorothy says. Trowa marches over to Quatre, slips, and begins to float around the room. Take four "Well, unlike you I don�t have anywhere to go," Dorothy says again. Trowa walks over to Quatre and then slips again and lands heavily on top of him. Take Five "Make it through this," Quatre recites. "Some-" the automatic doors slam and close on Trowa and Quatre, thus trapping them in the doorway. A Shooting Star She Saw: Take one "But- why?" Relena says, her eyes watering. "I�ll kill-" "Ow! You poked me in the eye! You poked me in the eye!" Relena began to howl, shaking her head and rubbing her eye. Takeoff into Confusion: Take one Dorothy whips out her gun, and attempts to shoot the gun out of Quatre�s hands. She misses, and drops to her knees. "Oh, Quatre! I am so sorry! Don�t worry, the ambulance will be here soon," she whispers. Quatre groans. Take Two It is during the dueling scene. Dorothy rams her sword into Quatre. It hits him, but in a very wrong place. Take three Dorothy is about to hit him, but Quatre falls down and the little fake blood packets in the spacesuit burst and Dorothy falls over laughing hysterically. Take Four Quatre rams Dorothy, and Dorothy goes flying backwards and crashes through the cheap plastic wall. "OW!" Quatre peers through the wall. There were cameramen and the other actors surrounding her. "Quatre, what did you do to the girl?" Trowa squeals. "I� followed the script," Quatre says innocently. They get real electronic walls and stuff� big mistake� Take Five Dorothy knocks the sword out of Quatre�s hand. Without thinking, Quatre bends over to get it. He gets electrocuted. Take Six "HEEEEEEEERRRRRROOOO!" Relena wails, tears flowing. "Goodbye, Relena� this script is so bad!" Heero exclaims sadly. "He doesn�t even say, �I love you,� to the poor girl!" "Do we have to do that take over? I had major tears going!" Relena screams. "You know, I could turn on the Gundam while you�re still behind me- crispy and fried Relenas! Yum!" Heero says, rubbing his stomach. Relena turns pale. Take Seven "I won�t work anymore with him," Duo wails, pointing accusingly at Quatre. "I hate this job," Quatre yells, still black. "The script is bad," Heero agrees. "It�s too hard for us," Trowa cries. "I refuse to work," Wufei murmurs. "Fine then," the director declares smugly. "It�s finished anyway." The End Disclaimer: (what else is new?) Well, DUH I don�t own Gundam Wing. You know that. Nobody really owns anyone in Gundam Wing (I meant who write fanfics, anyway) unless they invented that character. Remember, I don�t want to insult anyone. Flame me if you want, but I�m probably just going to laugh. That�s just the way I am. |