"aww" "lolz" "No, I will not give you head"

Sound familiar fellas? I know it does. I could tolerate the first two much more, if I heard a "Okay, I Will give you head Master Kozey! We should do this more often!" but until that day, im annoyed out of my mind.

"soooooo.....!!" So? So fucking make me my food, clean my house and then shutup. In all seriosness. (its late, no sleep, fuck you about my spelling) they can not drive. My good buddy tonight got rear ended. Guess who!?! Some broad.

Take a woman partying out with you many nights, have them to your own social gatherings. How do you get re-paid? You dont. She has a huge party, and you find out from your friends younger brother.

Got money? I hope not, if so...here comes the women! Like leaches sucking out the blood of your wallet. Even better. Lets act all nice so we can take advantage of a guy. "He has a car, it is a cold winter day, lets talk to him so we can get a ride!" The nice guy I am, I give 4 ladies a ride home. They are all buddy-buddy in car. Next day, I say hello, and they look at me like I am some crazy lunatic who is trying to sell them useless makeup products.

"He's a HOCKEY PLAYER!?!!?! SIGN ME UP GIRLZ!" Pucks, cheap to buy if rubber, impossible to sometimes even talk too if woman. Enough said.

"Your so mean to me!" Get your head out of your ass hooch and realize guys have feelings too. Quit playing us, and useing us, and perhaps it will come around?

Sure, we can be total asses sometimes, but at least we can admit it. "You can't be mad at me! It was girl problems!" Fuck you bitch. You cant be mad at us because your a hooch who will probably end up fucking me over anyways.

"Im sorry, but I love you like a brother/Im sorry, but I just like being friends" BULLSHIT! You simply do not like the guy, mostly because he does not play hockey, is not a total prick to you, and doesnt care if you are alright or not.