So, you want to know about me? Read Merlins short bio of myself.

Rylan Kozey: A name which terrifies the new generation of children across the globe, making their knees tremble, he is like the boogie man of the 21st century. Although he holds a similar appearnce to Waldo, when you do find Rylan, you will not have a feeling of satisfaction inside, the feeling inside you will actually be the pain of his penis tearing your asshole. Often seen cruising around in his Bang Tercel playing tunes by such high caliber artists as "N'Sync" to attract youngsters around the local elementary schools or even the Baby Gap. His hobbies include Counterstrike, biting off nipples, watching "Army of Darkness", Double Dragon, brewing his family beer, and luring young boys and girls into his dungeon of a basement