| Handy Conversion Table |
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| 2000 pounds of Chinese soup: Won ton |
| Basic unit of laryngitis: 1 hoarsepower |
| Time between slipping on a peel and smacking the pavement: 1 bananasecond |
| 1 million microphones: 1 megaphone |
| 365.25 days of drinking low-cal beer because it's less filling: 1 lite |
| 1000 aches: 1 kilohurtz |
| Weight an evangelist carries with God: 1 billigram |
| 1 millionth of a mouthwash: 1 microscope |
| 100 Senators: not 1 decision |
| Time it takes to sail 220 yards at 1 nautical mile per hour: Knot-furlong |
| 1 million bicycles: 2 megacycles |
| 10 cards: 1 decacards |
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| Pages created & maintained by Ryette 2001 Reviewed Dec. 2003 |
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