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REASONS FOR LEAVING JOBS

My first job was working in an orange juice factory,
but I got canned because I couldn't concentrate.
Then I worked in the woods as a lumberjack.
But just couldn't hack it, so they gave me the axe.
After that I tried to be a tailor,
but I just wasn't suited for it, mainly because it was a so-so job.
~*~
Next I tried working in a muffler factory, but that was so exhausting!
I wanted to be a barber, but I just couldn't cut it.
~*~
I attemped to be a chef, then a deli worker, but any
way I sliced or spiced it, I couldn't cut the mustard.
~*~
My best job was being a musician,
but eventually I found I wasn't noteworthy.
~*~
Next job was a shoe factory; I tried but I just didn't fit in.
~*~
I became a professional fisherman,
but discovered I couldn't live on my net income.
~*~




And landing a good job working for a pool maintance
company didn't work out either, as the work
was too draining.
~*~
So then I got a job at a work-out center;
however they said I wasn't fit for the job.
Next, I found being an electrician interesting,
but the work was shocking.
~*~
After many years of trying to find steady work I finally
got a job as a historian. But soon realized
there was no future in it.
~*~
My last job was working at Starbucks, but I had to quit
because it was always the same old grind!
~*~
Got any ideas??
I'm open to suggestions....maybe you have
something that WORKS....because I don't! :-(


    


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