| WHY OH WHY.....??.. Why do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a Diet Coke. Why do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters. Why do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage. Why do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place. Why does the sun lighten our hair, but darken our skin? Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"? Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons? Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker? Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food? Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes? Why don't sheep shrink when it rains? |
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| Page created by Rye/March 2006 |