I need a Rub & Tug Girl

B

I need a Kiss & Hug Girl

B

I need a girl who doesn't want my number

F#                        B


I've got a twenty dollar bill

My loins are burning overkill

If I don't get some soon I'm gonna die.


Chorus:

Ooo Wah Ooo Wah 

E       B

shoop shoop shoopitty doop dee doop 

F#

dooo wah doo

B    F#   B
(Choral arrangement of various people singing this next part...

 say a barber, a police man, a dentist, maybe a proctologist, 
a transvestite in a big Priscilla type outfit, and then some 
horny little kid on the internet hiding behind a computer screen with Graphic Porn)

He needs a rub and tug girl
a little kiss and hug girl
he needs a girl that doesn't want his number

He's got a twenty dollar bill
His loins are burning overkill
If he don't get some soon he's going to die

(repeat CHORUS)