Kev's Panty Remover

By: Ryemonster...Dead Milkmenish Style 4/4 time

For those who don't know music, the '/' or slash indicates a bar of four beats, ',' or comma indicates a half of a bar

Verse format:
/A,stop/A,stop/A,A/AAAA

(Verse 1)
Two shots of Rye
/A  ,D   /E  
  a bit of mix
/A  ,D   /E
    lotsa ice
/A  ,D    /E
    Gets you fixed
/A  ,D        /E  

/A,stop/A,stop/A,A/AAAA

(same chording as above)
Goes down quick
like a well trained whore
wouldn't you know it
you need some more

Chorus:
It's Kev's Panty Remover
     /A    ,D      /E
You never tasted smoother
    /A    ,D     /E
You never felted looser
    /A    ,D     /E
It's Kev's Panty Remover!!
     /A    ,D      /E

/A,stop/A,stop/A,A/AAAA

(Verse 2)
After a couple
you're feeling much more supple
Your lips are kinda tingley
and yer' horny for walter brimley

/A,stop/A,stop/A,A/AAAA

After a few
you can't find yer' shoes
you think that it's bad news
and it's all cos' of the booze!!

Chorus:
It's Kev's Panty Remover
     /A  ,D      /E
You never tasted smoother
    /A  ,D     /E
You never felted looser
    /A  ,D     /E
It's Kev's Panty Remover!!
     /A  ,D      /E

(Verse 3)
After one too many
You don't remember wheny
You lost your depth perception
You need some contraception

/A,stop/A,stop/A,A/AAAA

You wake up in the bare 
No ones even there 
You know you've been screwed over 
Now that your much more sober

(Repeat Chorus)
 
/A....fade/

Words by: RyeMonster, Music by: Yep, you guessed it...Kev
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