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OTHER HIPSTERS |
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| Although the hipsters number in the thousands, there are a scant few that really make a difference to the society. On this page you'll find just a few of these individuals. The Hipster Collective is an ever expanding universe so watch for more Ryemonster/Hipster Associates to grace this page soon. But for now here are some very entertaining the Hipsters. |
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Hipster Dan
Although Dan never really had a Hipster name, possibilities would include "Vominator", or "Lacky". At one of our famous campouts he vomited about 10 distinct times. In hindsight, he was probably poisoned and we should have driven him to the hospital. However, all other Hipsters were (of course) tipsy, and as such were unable to drive. Poor Little Guy. |
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Hipster Goob |
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While the origin of his name still remains a mystery to many outside the Society, Goob was around for the founding of the H.H.S.O.C. and it is thanks to his EX (Saint Steph) that we have really nifty hats. Goob has joined the ranks of the officer corps and is learning how to kill things. He can kill you in two moves...give or take a couple gestures. |
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Hipster Stu-Arthur
KING OF THE HIPSTERS Stu-Arthur is the most academically adept of all the Hipsters. It has been many a lonely, late night that the Hipsters have turned to Stu-Arthur with reverance, for guidance, when we were all too hung over to study. Stu has entered the exciting field of designing & building things with wings...(and no we don't mean birds) |
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"Thinks He's Funny" John |
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'Thinks He's Funny' is the first of two new introductions to the Hipster /Ryemonster continuum. John is the hipster's comedian and although he wasn't present for the inception of the Hipster Society he has proven himself a worthy adversary, having stolen much of his on stage monologues from Hipster conversations. |
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Hipster "Lives With" John |
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'Lives With' is the second of the new Hipster /Ryemonsters. John is the Kev's Cool Cat Roommate. John has distinguished himself as the bitterest person known, and who wouldn't be with an occupation in investment banking. His subtle frame draws attention from both sexes and the occasional felatio-dispensing bird. |
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