(This particular ditty goes out to all those who wake up in the morning with the blahs)
I'm in a filthy condition
G G7 C Bdim
It happened in my Kitchen
G G7 C Bdim
She laid me on the table
G G7 C Bdim
And showed me her countenance
G D D7 G
(This short but catchy number was originally performed as a vocal duet
but can easily adapt itself to Piano and choral arrangements. The song is
particularly poignant when skat is included.)