The Big Shit was the illustrious chariot of champions. The pilot of this incredible vehicle is none other than Hipster Urinator. This fine Automobile has witnessed the birth of the HHSOC and has survived many of the hipsters' wacky adventures!(see Tales from the Hip Side). The Big Shit came equipped with power windows (except for the back seats, they shorted out), power seats (they make neat noises but don't really move anything), See through floor (the Shit has been outfitted to allow the driver and back seat passengers to view the road from within the vehicle! cover nose if too gassy), smooth faux leather interior, and lest we forget the Ultra-Moderne Eight-Track Cassette player (w/ cassette converter). To top it all off the Big Shit also sports a stylish 'natures-own' pin-striping (this popular striping addition to the untrained eye might appear to be wood and rust, however it is in fact a polyeurothane film with an adhesive attaching itself to the exterior of the vehicle synthesizing a wood like appearance, ahh the wonders of science!)
Many an evening passed flying down some country road in Southern Ontario listening to the popular Country's Greatest Stars eight-track, which includes such classics as Who's Cheating Who by Tammy Wynette and that smash hit The Only Time That You've Got Left Is The Time It Takes To Leave by Canadian Zephyr! Or we'd get all funky and pop in a little "Do what you wanna Do" by the disco great The T-Connection or "Do It To Me SuperMan" from the Disco Party Collection. Those were the days....sniff sniff...I miss you Big Shit.