Favorite Movie Quotes
Christian: The greatest thing you'll ever learn is
just to love and be loved in return.
-Moulin Rouge!
Jocelyn: Better a silly girl with a flower than a silly boy with a horse and a
stick.
Wat: It's called a lance. Hello?
-Lines from A Knight's Tale
Girl Scout: Is this made from real lemons?
Wednesday Addams: Yes.
Girl Scout: I only like all-natural foods and beverages, organically grown, with
no preservatives. Are you sure they're real lemons?
Pugsley Addams: Yes.
Girl Scout: I'll tell you what. I'll buy a cup if you buy a box of my delicious
Girl Scout cookies. Do we have a deal?
Wednesday Addams: Are they made from real Girl Scouts?
-Addams Family
Delia: I will live with you in this hellhole, but I must express myself. If you don't let me gut out this house and make it my own, I will go insane and I will take you with me!
-Beetlejuice
Armand: So this is Hell. And there's a crucifix in it.
Armand: You're going to the cemetery with your toothbrush. How Egyptian.
-The Birdcage
Madeline Ashton: Bottoms up!
[Madeline drinks the potion]
Lisle Von Rhoman: But first, a warning!
Madeline Ashton: NOW a warning?!
[Helen has a gaping hole in her abdomen.]
Madeline: You're a walking lie Helen, and I can
see right through you.
-Death Becomes Her
[Finding empty liquor bottles in
trash.]
Brenda: Let's examine the evidence. Look! Nothing but bottles and gallon jugs!
Elise: I had guests!
Brenda: Who? Guns N Roses?
Elise: I drink because I am a sensitive and highly strung person.
Brenda: No, that's why your co-stars drink.
Ivana Trump: Ladies, you have to be strong and independent, and remember, don't
get mad, get everything.
-The First Wives Club
Lilo: Hello Mr. Bubbles, aliens are attacking my house.
Lilo: Oh good! My dog's found a chainsaw!
Stitch: [While using a VW Beetle to defend himself against attackers] Blue punch buggy...no punch-backs!
Stitch: This is my family. I found it, all on my own. It's little, and broken, but still good. Yeah, still good.
Lilo: "Ohana means family, family means nobody gets left behind. Or forgotten."
Lilo: [creating voodoo dolls of her playmates] My friends need to be punished.
Pleakley: Oh great! He's loose!
Jumba: His destructive programming is taking effect. He'll be irresistibly drawn
to large cities where he'll back up plumbing, reverse street signs, and steal
everyone's left shoe.
Stitch: You forgot cute and FLUFFY!!
Lilo: And she disciplines me! She disciplines me real good... five times a day! With bricks! And a pillowcase...
Jumba:
WHAT?? After all that you've put us through you expect us to help you just like
that?? JUST LIKE THAT?????
Stitch: ...Ih.
Jumba: Alright then.
Pleakley: What? You're going to help them?
Jumba: He is very persuasive.
Lilo: Our family's little now, and we don't have many toys... But if you want, you could be a part of it. You could be our baby, and we'd raise you to be good.
Lilo:
Can't you ever build anything?
[Stitch builds a cityscape out of books and toys]
Lilo: Wow - San Francisco.
[Stitch destroys the scene a la Godzilla]
Lilo: No more caffeine for you.
Nani:
I shouldn't have yelled at you...
Lilo: We're sisters.... It's our job.
Lilo: I like you better as a sister than a mom.
Nani: Yeah?
Lilo: And you like me better as a sister than a rabbit, right?
Lilo: A falling star.... I call it!!.. Get out, get out! I have to
make a wish!
[Pushes Nani out of her room]
Lilo: Can't you go any faster?
Nani: Oh no! Gravity is increasing on me!
Lilo: No it's not!
Nani: Is too, Lilo, the same thing happened yesterday.
Lilo: You rotten sister, your butt is crushing me!
Rescue Lady: Oh yes, mmhmm, all of our dogs are adoptable
[Lilo walks in with Stitch]
Rescue Lady: Except that one!
Nani: What is that thing?!
Rescue Lady: A dog, I think.. But it was dead this morning..
Nani: It was dead this morning?!
Rescue Lady: Well we thought it was dead, it was hit by a truck!
Nani: I think it's a koala, an evil koala.
Lilo: [Sitting at a table with Stitch] David! I got a new dog!
David: Aoui... You sure it's a dog?
Lilo: Uh huh.. He used to be a collie before he got ran over.
Lilo: Did you lose your job because of Stitch and me?
Nani: Nah.. The manager's a vampire and he wanted me to join his legion of the
undead.
Lilo: [to herself] I knew it!
-Lilo & Stitch
The Lady Chablis: It's like my mother always said: "Two tears in a bucket, motherfuck it."
-Midnight in the Garden of Good and Evil
Kathy Morningside: Of course he had a gun. This
is Texas! Everybody has a gun. My florist has a gun!
-Miss Congeniality
Katy: Naugahyde Windpipe.
Cecilia: Too metal.
Deeje: Oedipus Rex and the Mama's Boys.
Cecilia: Too college radio.
Raji: My Johnson Is 12 Inches Long.
Cecilia: Interesting, but I don't think it's a
band name.
-PCU