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Usually I don't get into my personal life, but this one was too incredible and has to be shared. My wife, Onie and I just have a minor argument about me watching too much TV and not helping enough around the house. She is also upset about the mess the birds are making. Lately too, I haven't been paying her as much attention as I should be.  We both go silent after the argument and I'm sitting at the computer. Victor flies up on my shoulder and says he wants to talk in the microphone. I turn on the microphone and this is what he has to say.


I tell you goodies there Dad.
Onie likes to talk some.
Bet your booties on that, Okay.
Onie's  a just a fooling Okay.
So maybe it's hard, but you decided it yourself
Because it's your wife.
Yeah,  that marriage is.
Try this for three.
Don't worry, to the people okay.
Hear this. Read they after school now Thursday.  
Watch TV, talk to her here.
This is must be done. Do these things!
Sounds her need. Onie like that. ..
Some eat lunch here (refers to the mess on the floor).
Betty I marry.
She says don't I no watch TV. It's your fault. 
I said aye, all right.
Onie like that.
Seems Onie like to pressure.
Like what?(he then talks about what Onie sometimes says to me) Okay. What's that?. Come here. Go where you does.
Does that. I give you your shits.
Now, for me, this have not rush here.
(he means for him there isn't any rush to do the things she wants me to do)
Go there, do what you does.
I do school for you, or you're going to be so alone here...Victor



This is quite incredible, because he was so right about many things he said. Onie and I sat down and talked about it and realized that we were both at fault.It was almost like he was somehow tapping in to both of our sub-conscious minds.
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