Paul Harvey’s The Rest of the Story – Paul Aurandt, Jr.

 

Seer Samuel

I don't know if you believe in ESP, but let's say you do.  Let's say you believe that thought waves travel through air like radio waves. . . or that dreams can predict the future.  Every modern-day psychic and seer seems to remember the first awareness of that gift.  Edgar Cayce was a child when he began to absorb knowledge from books . . . without opening them.  Peter Hurkos' only talent was painting houses . . . until he fell off a ladder.  After days of unconsciousness, he awakened to his remarkable abilities.  Today, his psychic services are rendered to police departments throughout the nation . . . to aid them in the apprehension of criminals.  But this is the story of Samuel . . . a prophet's name if ever there was one.  He was born under a comet . . . died under one, too.   Some mystics might say that's important.  And if you're amazed by his first brush with ESP, just wait till you hear THE REST OF THE STORY.  Seer Samuel was not born in Tibet, but in Florida.  His young life, though exciting to him, was not extraordinary . . . until one night.  The night he had a dream.  Samuel's brother Henry had shipped out on the Pennsylvania.  One day, the ship's captain swore at brother Henry and struck him.  As is the inclination of older brothers, Samuel went on board after hearing of the incident and decked Henry's assailant.  Yes, Samuel was quite protective, quite fond of his brother Henry.  So much so that his hatred for the Pennsylvania's captain survived that impulsive retaliation.  Perhaps his mind was there. . . that night at his sister's house. . . the night he had a dream.  No sooner had Samuel fallen into slumber than a picture welled up before his closed eyes. . . a dreadful picture.  It was a corpse in a coffin. . . a metallic coffin, supported by two chairs.  Half wanting to know, half not wanting to know, Samuel, in his dream slowly approached the coffin.  At his bedside one might have heard Samuel cry out as he turned away, still dreaming, from the sight.  For the corpse. . . in that coffin of metal. . . was Henry, his brother.  And on Henry's breast. . . a red rose.  Samuel awakened with a start, sat upright in bed.  Tears kissed the darkness as he fumbled for the light, got up, and went to awaken his sister.  He told her everything.  About the coffin of metal.  About the two chairs.  About the red rose.  And about. . . Henry.  It was just a bad dream, his sister assured him.  And they would both forget about it. . . until one sultry mid-June morning. . .   The Pennsylvania was docked, was loading wood . . . when four of her eight boilers exploded.  The Pennsylvania.  Henry's ship.  Her front end was blown away, and in a disaster comparable to a yet-plane crash today, a hundred and fifty lives were lost.  Brother Henry was among the less fortunate who lingered and, scalded beyond recovery, suffered terribly for six days.  Each of those days and nights, Samuel sat beside him.  When it was over, for the first time in almost a week, he slept.  The next day, Samuel went to the room where the bodies of the dead awaited burial.  Each in a coffin of unpainted wood.  Except one.  Those who held deathwatch with Samuel had so admired the gentle, gallant young Henry, who had suffered so . . . that they had collected sixty dollars and bought for him a metallic casket.  It sat supported on two chairs.  As Samuel stood beside his brother, seeing that awful dream materialize in every detail but one . . . an elderly lady entered the room and placed on the breast of the dead brother. . . one red rose.  Now, whether Samuel was really a seer, I'll leave up to you.  But if dreams of the future continued to come true, that side of his life has been obscured by a perhaps great gift.  For seer Samuel, born under a comet, was born in Florida. . . Florida, Missouri.  The steamship Pennsylvania was a riverboat.  And the lad who had that bad dream come true, Samuel Clemens, you know . . . as Mark Twain. 

 

Dr. Bell is Alive and Well

Everybody has a favorite teacher. Artie Doyle had a favorite teacher. Artie Doyle was a medical student. First year med school, he had a favorite teacher … a professor named Bell. Dr. Bell must have been a fascinating instructor, because Artie remembered him all his life. In fact, that’s how we know about Dr. Bell. From Artie. The thing that made Dr. Joseph Bell so interesting was the way he taught. It was so special that he kept students on the edge of their seats. Joseph Bell had started at the bottom as a hospital attendant and wound up head of the Edinburgh University medical school. If you knew Dr. Bell, you’d say he made it because he knew how to think. That’s what he was always telling his students: You’ve got to learn how to think or all you know won’t get you anywhere. Bell used to demonstrate this to his students. He had an outpatient facility where he interviewed patients, and sometimes he would invite his class to join him there. He’d have them stand around and watch while these new patients came in to see the doctor. The stories make Bell sound a lot like Dr. Gillespie, squinting over his glasses and intimidating his patients with a childishly wicked expression. Then he’d say something like, “Oh, you must be either a cork cutter or a slater!” The startled patient would acknowledge that he was, in fact, a slater. Dr. Bell would then turn to his class and wink. He had observed a slight callus on one side of the forefinger and a little thickening on the outside of the thumb. For observant Bell that was enough to identify the trade of his patient. Another time, Dr. Bell turned to his class immediately before interviewing a patient. “This man’s a cobbler,” he told them. And he was right. Bell had caught a glimpse of the man’s trousers. There were worn at the inside of the knee … right where the cobbler’s lapstone sits. Now, you say this doesn’t sound much like medicine. But what Dr. Bell was trying to impress upon his students … what he was trying to cultivate in them … was the power of observation. You must notice everything, he told them. A good doctor has to notice everything! Still another time, Dr. Bell told a brand-new patient that he, the patient, was not long discharged from the Army. Bell had no readily obvious way of knowing this. The man was wearing street clothes. But Dr. Bell went on to say that the patient had been a non-com officer in a Highland regiment, and that he had been stationed at Barbados! Dr. Bell was right on all counts. It was very simple, he explained to his students. The man was respectful but did not remove his hat. They do not in the Army; but he would have learned civilian ways had he been long discharged. He had an air of authority, was obviously Scottish. As to Barbados, his complaint was elephantiasis, which is West Indian and not British.  And to Dr. Bell’s students, something else was obvious … that for Dr. Bell medicine was sort of, well … detective work. It’s not a matter of coincidence that complicated mystery stories also fascinated him. So it was the way he thought and the way he taught that kept his students spellbound. I’m thinking, however, about Artie Doyle, the first-year med student who sat enraptured in the back of Bell’s class.  Artie would go on to become a doctor. Yet you will know him better for another talent. Artie also became a writer … and though the medicine he learned from Dr. Bell was significant, his professor’s power of inductive reasoning was even more so. Artie immortalized it, and him, in a character the world can never forget. Because Artie one day became Sir Arthur. Sir Arthur Conan Doyle. And because one classmate remembered him so well … Dr. Bell is even yet alive and well … a hundred years later and living in literary history forever as the greatest-ever criminal diagnostician. It was Dr. Bell who was the author’s model for the master sleuth of all time … Sherlock Holmes.

 

Futility

Best-selling books, big box office, and bombshell television specials are hitting us over the head with a new club. Fact. The once-popular strictly fiction format is gradually yielding to history, phasing out in favor of truth.  Example: Roots. ABC's twelve-hour, sure-fire winner.  It held you . . . because it happened.  Here's another novel of historical significance: Futility.  That's the name of the book, Futility, and you say you've not heard of it? You'll wonder why you haven't, when I tell you THE REST OF THE STORY.  The novel Futility is about the maiden voyage of a fabulous ocean liner, a ship far larger than any previously built, labeled "unsinkable." The vessel sets sail for New York from Southampton with a cargo of complacent passengers, strikes an iceberg en route, goes down.  And the ship was called . . . the Titan.  So why didn't author Morgan Robertson come right out and say it?  His Titan . . . is obviously the Titanic.  Both liners were touted as the biggest, the grandest, the most luxurious . . . and foolproof.  Both struck icebergs on their maiden voyages between Southampton and New York. Both were inadequately stocked with lifeboats, resulting in heavy casualties.  And both sank at exactly the same spot in the North Atlantic, each on a cold April night.  It would seem clear that the real-life ship Titanic is the setting for the novel Futility, so why would the author have allowed for such minor discrepancies as these?  The Titanic, the real liner, displaced sixty-six thousand tons.  Robertson's vessel, the Titan, displaced seventy thousand tons.  The Titanic was eight hundred eighty-two and one half feet long; Robertson rounded off his ship to eight hundred feet in length.  Even the apparent abbreviation of the name Titanic to Titan seems hardly worth the use of literary license.  After all, both liners were triple-screw, could travel up to twenty-five knots, could carry up to three thousand people.  All of the specific similarities were there, and yet author Morgan Robertson did not call it history.  Why?  In the first place, Robertson's characters, the passengers aboard the Titan, were purely fictional.  Their personal interactions, problems, fears, were examined closely, and at last the ship sank. Hence the novel's title, Futility.  But there was another type of "futility" demonstrated in Robertson's book . . . a hopelessness that not even the author himself could have recognized.  For the novel that so accurately described an authentic disaster in the Atlantic, the book that chartered an invisible course through the water to an appointment with death . . . owned up to its title beyond the wildest dreams of its readers.  For the literature that in every way seemed to recount . . . in reality foretold.  In 1898.  Fourteen years before the real-life Titanic set sail!

 

The Letter

Edwin Thomas had a genuine genius for Shakespearean tragedy, so the drama critics have said for over a century.  With whom might we compare him today.  Olivier? Burton? Williamson?  During the latter half of the 1800's, in the midst of a legion of theatrical challengers, Edwin Thomas had few rivals.  Although he was a wholly competent and versatile actor, this small, slight, dark man with the magnificent voice possessed an uncanny genius for tragedy.  How ironic that his own life should have been so marked by it and that his fame should have been overshadowed, his spirit broken, and his reputation nearly ruined by an occurrence with which he had nothing to do!  He died with a letter in his pocket that might have set the record straight.   But that's THE REST OF THE STORY.  Edwin Thomas made his acting debut at the age of fifteen, when he played Tressel to his father's Richard III.  Two years later in New York, Edwin himself took the role of Richard III, but he was not to achieve any real acclaim until after his father's death, in 1852.  IN the years that followed, he met with phenomenal world-wide success.  IN New York he performed Hamlet for one hundred consecutive nights. . . in Boston he quickly overcame his contemporaries. . . in London he used the true text of Shakespeare, anticipating by years a similar reform in England.  Edwin had two brothers, John and Junius, who were also actors.  Neither was of Edwin's stature, though the three together gave a memorable performance of Julius Caesar at New York's Winter Garden Theater in 1863.  The fact the Edwin's brother, John, took the role of Brutus during that performance is particularly significant when you understand that he was on the brink of organizing a dark conspiracy in real life.  Within two years, John would quietly enter the rear of a box in Washington Theater . . . and discharge a pistol at the head of President Abraham Lincoln.  You see, Edwin Thomas' last name was Booth.  His less gifted brother, in whom the assassin Brutus was reborn . . . was John Wilkes Booth.  There were two murders on that April night in 1865.  The same gunshot that sent a ball deep into Abraham Lincoln's brain somehow sent another into o the heart of Edwin Thomas Booth.  The great actor's reputation eventually survived his brother's infamy, but his name, Edwin's, was to be obscured by the stigma of John's deed.  Shortly after the assassination, a disconsolate Edwin retired from the stage to agonize over the question "Why?"  When he returned to the stage many years later, the bombast that characterized his earlier style was gone.  Some critics say that the quieter, more introspective manner that replaced it singularly foreshadowed the realism of twentieth-century acting, but Edwin might have told them differently.  He carried with him to his dying day one supreme, secret irony that at last made him on with the tragic characters to whom he confined himself.  For Hamlet, Macbeth, and Othello the strutting was over, the fretting had begun . . . and a letter made the difference.  It was a letter of thanks for an act of courage at the peak of Edwin Booth's career.  The actor was waiting on the station platform in Jersey City to board a train one evening when suddenly, without warning, the coach he was about to enter started with a jolt.  Edwin turned fast, then broke into a cold sweat.  A well-dressed young man nearby, pressed by the crowd, had lost his footing and fallen between the station platform and the moving train.  Alert, Edwin locked one leg around a railing and, holding on with one hand, grabbed the boy by the collar with the other and pulled him back to safety.  After sighs of relief were exchanged, the lad recognized his rescuer as the famous Edwin Booth.  He shook the actor's hand warmly . . . expressed his gratitude.  Edwin smiled and turned away.  Edwin did not recognize the admirer whom he had saved.  He found out several weeks later in a letter from then-Vice-President Ulysses S. Grant.  He carried that bittersweet letter to his grave.  It was as though by some terrible tipping of the scales that Edwin had spared the son of his brother's victim.  While one brother had killed the President, the other had saved the life of the President's son . . . Robert Todd Lincoln. 

 

A Truth of Grain

The sacking of agricultural officials has become a virtual tradition in the Soviet Union.  A recent Kremlin house cleaning swept agricultural minister Dimitri Polyansky and his two deputies right out of office.  And they won't be the last.  In fact, it's so hard to make Russian soil grow grain the Professor R.B. Farrell of Northwestern University calls the Soviet Union's agricultural ministry "one of the most dangerous assignments in the country."  Of course, bounced bigwigs are merely targets for a scapegoat-seeking Kremlin.  Even Khrushchev's fall was partly due to an ineffective farm policy.  There's been a lot of guessing as to why Soviet grain yields are so predictable pitiful each year -- bad weather, bad resources, and so forth -- but the basic truth of the matter is that the Russians just can't seem to grow the stuff!  Few remember the golden-egg-laying goose they booted out of the nest, but that's THE REST OF THE STORY.  For all the flavors of religious diversity in the United States, the Mennonites leave a particularly pleasant taste on the public's palate.  Theirs is a warm, quiet breed that believes in neither oaths nor infant baptism nor military service nor the acceptance of public office.  They favor unobtrusive dress and plain living, and in their own very special way, they're remarkably colorful. The Mennonites.  We owe them.  During the 1890's, the Atchison, Topeka and Santa Fe were selling large tracts of land in Kansas.  What they really wanted was homesteaders to farm this land and send their crops to market by rail. The Mennonites were among the first takers. Now, when these Mennonites moved to Kansas, they perpetuated their gentle traditions . . . continued their unassuming lives . . . grew wheat in their own special way from their own special seed.  Then came the big drought. The worst in years.  It was so bad that the Department of Agriculture sent an expert from Washington to examine the withered crops.  And it must have been a barren sight . . . acre upon acre of parched Kansas prairie.  Then the government inspector came to the Mennonites' land.  What he found started a revolution on the plains.  While others' wheat had failed . . . the Mennonites' wheat was thriving, reaching bravely for the killer sun!  In Kansas today, the Mennonite strain of wheat seed is still being used.  So hearty is this strain that it can be planted in the fall and harvested in the spring, actually resisting "winter kill."  Needless to say, drought continues to be a small obstacle for Mennonite wheat to overcome.  Now let me direct your attention to some 1975 Soviet statistics:  The Russians needed to harvest a hundred and eighty-five million tons of grain to meet the domestic demands.  Because of a formidable drought, they got only a hundred and forty million.  To avoid mass starvation, the Soviets bought wheat . . . from the United States.  Wouldn't Russia be lucky to have the Mennonites!   Well, at one time . . . they did.  Nearly a century ago, there were Mennonites in Russia.  But remember, their religion precludes the taking up of arms . . . and that's just what the Czar wanted them to do.  With Europe periodically in turmoil, people who would not go to war for their ruler were particularly unwelcome.  That included the Mennonites.  At any rate, they were kicked out, and guess where they came . . . .  That's right.  The same Mennonites who were forced to leave Russia came to America . . . where religious freedom was a written promise.  Where they would not be forced to compromise their ideals, their way of life.  And you might be interested to know that they were invited to the United States by the Atchison, Topeka and Santa Fe . . . by railroad agents who were selling land in Kansas.  It was a matter of coincidence that the Mennonites brought with them wheat seeds . . . called "red wheat" . . . from their homeland in the Crimea.  What the story boils down to is this: If the Mennonites had not been driven out of Russia . . . the United States, instead of selling, might now by buying wheat . . . from the Russians.

 

Bad, Bad Ed O'Hare

The speckles in the Pacific night sky were bombers.  Nine twin-engine Japanese bombers, in formation, on course to their target:  the aircraft carrier Lexington.  Butch O'Hare could see them all clearly from the cockpit of his Grumman Wildcat F4F.  He was their lone-wolf pursuer, tagging along in the darkness.  If he did not seize the opportunity now to attack from the rear, his home base, the carrier Lexington, would be obliterated--sent to the ocean floor in fragments of twisted steel.  So Butch gripped the controls, palms sweating in anticipation of what he knew he must do.  The engine roared and the Wildcat lunged for its prey.  Before it was over, five of the nine Japanese bombers had been dumped into the Pacific.  Butch was ripping away at a sixth when he ran out of ammunition . . . and his comrades arrived to finish the job.  That was February 29, 1942, and the daring of Lieutenant Commander Edward Henry "Butch" O'Hare . . . the Navy's number-one World War II ace, the first naval aviator to ever win the Congressional Medal of Honor.  A year later, Butch went down in aerial combat.  But his home towners would not allow the memory of that heroic accomplishment to die.  So the next time you fly into Chicago's O'Hare International Airport, you'll know for whom it was named, and why.  What you don't yet know is that you'll be passing through a shrine . . . a monument to a very special kind of love . . . and that's THE REST OF THE STORY.  Chicago.  The roaring Twenties.  The time and territory of gangster Al Capone.  And of all the Capone cronies . . . of all the unsavory soldiers who served in that army of crime . . . only one earned the nickname "Artful Eddie."  Eddie was the fast lawyer's fast lawyer.  Through his loopholes walked the most glamorous rogues in the gallery of gangland.  In 1923, Eddie himself was indicted on an illegal booze deal, two hundred thousand dollars' worth, but he won his own reversal.  Later, Al Capone picked up Eddie and put him in charge of the dog tracks nationwide.  You see, Eddie had already swiped the patent on the mechanical rabbit.  Pretty soon Artful Eddie, as the Capone syndicate representative, became known as the undisputed czar of illegal dog racing.  Nothing could have been easier to rig in favor of the mob.  Eight dogs running . . . overfeed seven . . . it was as simple as that.  In no time, Artful Eddie became a wealthy man.  Then, one day, for no apparent reason, Eddie squealed on Capone.  He wanted to go straight, he told the authorities.  What did they want to know?  The authorities were understandably skeptical.  Why should Artful Eddie, the pride of the underworld, seek to undermine his own carefully constructed dog-track empire?  Didn't Eddie know what it meant . . . to rat on the mob?  He knew.  Then, what was the deal?  What could he possibly hope to gain from aiding the government that he didn't already have?  Eddie had money.  Eddie had power.  Eddie had the pledged security of the one and only Al Capone.  What was the hitch?  That's when Artful Eddie revealed the hitch.  There was only one thing that really mattered to him.  He'd spent his life among the disreputable and despicable.  After all was said and done, there was only one who deserved a break.  His son.  So Eddie squealed . . . and the mob remembered . . . and in time, two shotgun blasts would silence him forever. Eddie never lived to see his dream come true. But it did. For as he cleansed the family name of the underworld stain, his son became acceptable to . . . was accepted by . . . Annapolis.  He became the flying ace who downed five bombers and went on to win the Congressional Medal of Honor.  So the next time you fly into Chicago's O'Hare International Airport, remember Butch O'Hare . . . and his daddy, Edward J. "Artful Eddie," the crook who one day went mysteriously straight . . . and paid with his own life for his son's chance to make good.

 

Wagner's Collaborator

Among the most renowned and successful opera composers of all time was Richard Wagner.  His first thirty years marked by failure, historians and musicologists generally concede there was a turn-around time in his career, a point at which Wagner became officially recognized and accepted.  Considering a sudden spark of genius at the age of thirty to have been unlikely, biographers went back to the year 1843 . . . and guess what they found!  In 1843 . . . the year Wagner began writing Tannhauser . . . the theretofore hapless composer took on a collaborator, a trusted critic who aided Wagner in his work.  Why the name of this unsung co-composer does not appear on Wagner's manuscript is THE REST OF THE STORY.  As composers go, Richard Wagner had a late start.  He was already well into his teens before writing music had interested him, and then he began on his own.  He took out a library book on compositional technique, studied the scores of other composers, began lessons on conventional harmony with a neighborhood instructor.  In four years, young Richard began writing an opera called The Wedding.  The music was so bad he couldn't bear to finish it.  A year later, he began another opera:  The Fairies.  He finished that one, but no one wanted to produce it.  Two more years went by.  This time it was an opera called The Ban on Lovew, based on Shakespeare's Measure for Measure.  The subject matter was racy but not sufficiently intriguing, despite Wagner's music.  It opened and closed the same night.  During these years of musical ill fortune, the composer's financial situation began to deteriorate.  He owed money all over Europe, was forever sneaking across borders and sailing away in the dark of night to avoid debtors' prison.  He once was even forced to take lodgers and shine their boots, while he himself stayed home because his shoes had no soles.  Still, he continued to write.  An opera, Rienzi, met with moderate success.  Another, The Flying Dutchman, didn't quite make it.  So Richard Wagner, aged twenty-nine, in debt and disheartened, left town again, and this time moved to Dresden.  And it was in Dresden . . . in 1843 . . . that Wagner's luck changed.  By 1844, Tannhauser had been written.  On October 19 of the following year, it was given its premier performance.  And Richard Wagner . . . the composer voted least likely to succeed . . . succeeded.  Tannhauser was a genuine masterpiece . . . and no one knew that its composer had help in writing it!  That's right.  When Wagner moved to Dresden . . . when he began writing Tannhauser . . . he was joined by a collaborator . . . an undeliberate but talented critic.  Now, I should point out that this music critic had no formal training in the art of composition . . . but Wagner so trusted his judgment that the composer dared not enter a single line of music into Tannhauser without first seeking his collaborator's approval.  So it was that composer Wagner enjoyed a certain immortality in his lifetime though his collaborator settled for anonymity.  There is no mention of his name in Wagner's manuscript . . . perhaps because it might have sounded incredible.  It was incredible that a starving and penniless composer . . . in a last-ditch effort to succeed . . . struck musical gold . . . discarding every melody not approved by his collaborator's bark!  I mean, this collaborator would sit behind Wagner's piano bench . . . and when the composer had found the magic combination, the right tune, the collaborator would bark his approval.  One page saved, two pages in the wastebasket . . . and after more than a year, the incomparable Tannhauser was born.  The collaborator?  Peps, Wagner's dog!

 

Escape!

Of all the positions in the field of journalism, that of war correspondent is perhaps most dangerous.  Some are captured, some escape.  Some die.  Twenty-five year-old Leonard Spencer was the London Morning Post's newest correspondent.  His assignment was the Boer War, in South Africa.  Had young Leonard foreseen the peril awaiting him, he would probably have taken the assignment anyway.  That's how Leonard was.  About twenty miles from Ladysmith, Leonard could hear the booming guns.  He was aboard a British armored train that would take him as close to the front as he could get.  The train got too close.  There was a sudden crash.  The train had struck a boulder on the tracks . . . a Boer booby trap.  It was an ambush!  Immediately, a fusillade of rifle fire followed.  Surprised, British troops on the train fired back.  And Leonard? Leonard ignored the gunshots and exploding shells.  He jumped off the train, directed the British defense, helped to clear the wreckage.  In fact, without the aid of this youthful correspondent from the Morning Post, the train might well have been lost and the British troops massacred.  Instead, the wreckage was cleared, the train did pull out of the trap and carried a good many British soldiers with it.  The one left behind to face the enemy . . . was Leonard!  No, the story does not end sadly there.  Leonard was captured, unharmed.  Even though Leonard was technically a war correspondent, the Boer commander was sufficiently impressed with his bravery . . . to have Leonard thrown into prison at Pretoria.  The Pretoria prison was among the world's most carefully guarded strongholds.  Still, that did not stop Leonard from plotting an escape with two other "British captives.  As darkness fell, the trio waited for their opportunity.  It was now pitch black.  The sentries exchanged posts.  Leonard sprang across an open area, hurdled a fence of barbed-wired mesh.  When he looked back, there was no one.  His comrades had missed their chance!  Three hundred miles of hostile territory lay between Leonard and his freedom.  For a while, he followed the railroad tracks to the east, stumbling alone, through the dark, dodging enemy patrols.  Tired, hungry, thirsty. . . Leonard plodded long into the night, knowing that, each painful foot of the way, one false could be his last.  The night turned to day and back to night again, until the days and nights blurred.  Finally Leonard reached a mining town.  His luck wearing thin but holding, he knocked on the door of the only Britain in the territory and was smuggled onto a train loaded with bales of wool.  The train would carry him to the British consul. To safety. And that's how Leonard Spencer, the London Morning Post's fledgling correspondent, got his story . . . and his reputation for daring.  History has all but forgotten this incident in his life in order to make room for later glory.  The fortune that once seemed to be wearing thin had only begun . . . and on the day rubbed off on all of England.  For the young correspondent who once upon a time saved a British armored train and escaped the enemy under impossible circumstances . . . continued to do the impossible for the rest of his life.  We him as Sir Winston Leonard Spencer Churchill!  And now you know THE REST OF THE STORY.

 

The Kiss

Charlie Ross was the teacher's pet.  High school graduating class 1901.  The teacher was Miss Tillie Brown.  An English teacher.  Young.  Attractive.  Everyone knew Charlie was Miss Brown's favorite . . . and because Miss Brown was such a popular teacher, it placed a lot of pressure on Charlie.  Charlie had to work very hard to defend his title "teacher's pet."  He had to read and to study a little bit more than everyone else.  Even at that, the other students made jokes behind Charlie's back.  Charlie had better amount to something someday, they said, or Miss Brown would never forgive him.  As you have guessed, Charlie did amount to something one day . . . and perhaps, directly because of what happened during graduation exercises.  Addresses had been made.  Diplomas had been handed out.  And something else no one had expected.  When Charlie Ross's turn came to receive his diploma, Miss Tillie Brown . . . the beloved English teacher . . . rose to congratulate Charlie personally . . . with a kiss!  That did it.  Charlie may have been class valedictorian; he may have been editor of the student yearbook; he may even have been the teacher's pet.  Did that entitle him to such an honor, a kiss from the class's cherished Miss Brown?  After graduation exercises were over, there should have been laughing, shouting, excitement.  Instead, there was quiet disappointment.  Many of the graduates, especially the boys, resented Miss Brown's unabashed display of favoritism.  So much so that a handful of them approached Miss Brown, and one of them asked her why others had been so conspicuously neglected.  Miss Brown stood firm.  She said Charlie had earned the special recognition.  She said when the others had done something worthwhile, they'd get kissed, too.  She'd see to it.  If this made the other boys feel a little better, it made Charlie Ross feel worse.  He had been the object of this minor scandal.  He had been the cause of all those hurt feelings.  In life after school, Charlie would most certainly have to prove himself worthy of Miss Brown's congratulatory kiss.  And he did.  In the years that followed, Charlie worked very hard.  He entered the newspaper business and eventually so distinguished himself that he was hand-picked by President Harry Truman to be White House press secretary.  Now, the selection of Charlie Ross for the job was no mere accident.  The leader of the boys who approached Miss Brown for the graduating class of 1901, the one who told her that he and the others felt left out, was Harry Truman himself.  And it was to him that she had said, "Do something worthwhile and you'll get your kiss."  Is it any wonder that Charlie Ross's first duty as presidential press secretary, his very first assignment, was to call Miss Tillie Brown in Independence, Missouri?  The message Ross delivered from the President of the United States:  "How about that kiss I never got?  Have I done something worthwhile enough to rate it now?"  He got his kiss.  That is THE REST OF THE STORY.

 

Better Late Than Never

He is lying there in the grass, hiding and thinking.  He has studied the little girl's habits.  He knew she would come outside her grandfather's house mid-afternoon to play.  He hated himself for this.  In his whole miserable, messed-up life he'd never considered anything so callous as kidnapping. Yet here he was, lying in the grass, hidden by trees from the house, waiting for an innocent, red-haired, two-year-old girl child to come within reach.  It was a long wait; there was time to think.  Maybe all his life Harlan had been in too much of a hurry.  He was five when his Hoosier farmer daddy had died.  At fourteen he dropped out of Greenwood School and hit the road.  He tried odd jobs as a farm hand, hated it.  Tried being a streetcar conductor and hated that.  At sixteen he lied about his age and joined the Army--and hated that, too.  When his one-year enlistment was up he headed for Alabama, tried blacksmithing and failed.  He became a railroad locomotive fireman with the Southern Railroad.  He liked that.  Figured maybe he had found himself.  At eighteen he got married, and within months, wouldn't you know she announced she was pregnant the day he announced he'd been fired again?  Then, one day, while he was out job hunting, his young wife gave away all their possessions and went home to her parents.  Then came the depression.  Harlan couldn't win for losing, as they say.  He really tried.  Once, while working at a succession of railroad jobs, he tried studying law by correspondence.  But he dropped out of that, too.  He tried selling insurance, selling tires.  He tried running a ferryboat, running a filling station.  No use.  Face it--Harlan was a loser.  And now here he was hiding in the weeds outside Roanoke, Virginia, plotting a kidnapping.  As I say, he'd watched the little girl's habits, knew about her afternoon playtime.  But, this one day, she did not come out to play, so his chain of failures remained unbroken.  Late in life he became chief cook and bottle washer at a restaurant in Corbin.  And did all right until the new highway bypassed the restaurant.  And then his expected life span ran out.  He's not the first man nor will he be the last to arrive at the twilight of life with nothing to show for it.  The bluebird of happiness, or whatever, had always fluttered just out of reach.  He'd stayed honest--except for that one time when he had attempted kidnapping.  In fairness to his name it must be noted that it was his own daughter he'd meant to kidnap from his runaway wife.  And they both returned to him, the next day, anyway.  But now the years had slid by and a lifetime was gone and he and they had nothing.  He had not really felt old until that day the postman brought his first Social Security check.  That day, something within Harlan resented, resisted, and exploded.  The Government was feeling sorry for him.  You had all those hitless times at bat, the Government was saying, you've had it.  It's time to give up and retire.  His restaurant customers in Corbin said they'd miss him, but his Government said sixty-five candles on the birthday cake is enough.  They sent him a pension check and told him he was "old."  He said, "Nuts."  And he got so angry he took that $105 check and started a new business.  Today that business is prospering and so, at age eighty-six, is he.  For the man who failed at everything save one thing . . . the man who might have been a law-breaking kidnaper had he not also failed at that . . . the man who never got started until it was time to stop . . . was Harlan Sanders.  Colonel Harlan Sanders.  The new business he started with his first Social Security check . . . was Kentucky Fried Chicken.  Now you know THE REST OF THE STORY. 

 

Black Bart's Threat

His name was Charles E. Boles.  You know him, history remembers him, as the California outlaw who terrorized Wells Fargo for more than seven years.  Black Bart.  By the second year of his infamous career, Black Bart was among the most frequently repeated names in the California newspapers.  Feature writers glorified his daring, for Black Bart . . . worked alone!  When he was least expected, Bart would appear in the middle of a stagecoach trail, brandishing a double-barrel, twelve-gauge shotgun, his face concealed beneath a hood.  And though Bart was indeed a menacing figure, he was an amateur poet too!  He usually left his incredulous victims with a few lines of original verse.  From the Sierra Nevada foothills to the Sonoma Coast of California was outlaw territory.  But not even an outlaw could pass that way without thinking twice . . . about Black Bart.  During Bart's reign of terror, between 1875 and 1883, he is credited with twenty-nine stagecoach robberies.  And so bold were those twenty-nine robberies that the lone, hooded bandit became the most celebrated desperado of his time.  His penchant for stagecoaches contracted by Wells Fargo led many to believe that Bart had a vendetta against the company.  While this might have been true, the romanticized fiction o Black Bart as a gallant hero fighting single-handedly against a giant corporation became so popular that even some Wells Fargo officials started believing it.  As it turns out, the facts surrounding Black Bart's criminal career are more incongruous than the fantasies.  For example, Bart was finally caught not by a gun-slinging sheriff or by an armed posse . . . but by a detective!  During Bart's last robbery, he was wounded, got away.  Afterward, while they were combing the hills for a trace of him, a bloodstained handkerchief was discovered.  On this handkerchief, in one corner . . . F.X.O.7.  A laundry mark!  That's right, the telltale laundry mark on a piece of fine linen led to the arrest and conviction of California's most feared outlaw.  San Francisco super-sleuth Harry Morse canvassed a hundred laundries and laundry agencies in that city before making the right connection.  When he did . . . when Detective Morse found the right establishment, who was there to pick up his laundry?  Black Bart himself!  Bart went into custody peaceably.  He returned the loot from his last heist, pleaded guilty to the robbery, received a light sentence.  After four years serving as druggist for the prison doctor at San Quentin, he was back on the street.  As far as anyone knows, Charles E. Boles . . . the original Black Bart . . . never committed another crime.  If you're wondering how the hooded, shotgun-wielding tyrant of the stagecoach trails got off with a virtual reprimand, you should know what the authorities discovered about Black Bart . . . when the hood came off.  Instead of a hard-riding equestrian, they found a man who was so frightened of horses, he traveled to and from all his robberies on foot.  Instead of a bloodthirsty young desperado from Death Valley, they found an aging gentleman from Decatur, Illinois . . . who never once in all his career as a bad man fired a shot . . . because he never once . . . loaded his gun!  And now you know THE REST OF THE STORY.

 

Remember The "Maine"?

Remember the Maine?  The Maine was the United States battleship that got us into the Spanish-American War.  Not by the damage it did, but by the damage that was done to it.  When the news screamed that a Spanish mine had sunk our ship in Havana Harbor, the now-famous war cry began that would hurl us into war with Spain: "Remember the Maine!"  Her story is THE REST OF THE STORY. . . At 9:40 P.M. on February 15, 1898, the American battleship Maine exploded in the harbor of Havana, Cuba.  There were 354 officers and men aboard; 266 lost their lives.  The 300-foot vessel had been moored at the same spot since late January.  Her purpose had been to defend American interests during the civil war that Cuba was fighting against Spain.  When news reached the mainland that a Spanish mine had dumped the Maine in to Havana Harbor, the United States became actively involved.  IN six weeks, war was declared.  "Remember the Maine!" was the battle cry of that war.  How dare they sink our ship!  "Remember the Maine!" we cried as we went to war.  For data concerning the incident, we'll turn to Admiral H. G. Rickover and to representatives of the Taylor Naval Ship Research and Development Center and the Naval Surface Weapons Center.  Will you be patient with me while I delineate the findings of three separate examinations of the wreckage?  It is important.  One examination was performed in connection with the 1898 United States court of inquiry.  A second was performed by Spanish divers, also in 1898.  And a third was performed in connection with the 1911 Board of Inspection and Survey.  The description of the wreckage contained in the 1898 Court of Inquiry report was obtained basically from diver inspections in the muddy water.  The Spanish divers who investigated the Maine the same year were even more handicapped, because they knew less about the ship's construction.  That brings us to 1911.  The Board of Inspection and Survey report.  The Maine had been submerged for thirteen years.  And during those thirteen years, various salvage operations had been carried out.  But when they inspected the ship in 1911, it would be in the open air.  A cofferdam was built.  The Maine was dewatered.  Every bit of the wreckage was accurately identified.  The displacements were measured.  And photographs were taken.  Despite the time lapse between the explosion and the 1911 inspection, contemporary studies by the Naval R&D Center and the Surface Weapons Center are based on the 1911 data.  These data, properly and carefully studied, are significantly revealing.  The statements in the 1911 report describing the wreckage . . . and the photographs and sketches of the wreckage. . . are generally consistent with one another.  The photographs were taken as the dewatering progressed and as the wreckage was dismantled.  In some cases, material was removed in the interval between pictures, and this was taken into account in the interpretation of the photographs.  I know it seems we're being careful, here, to document this most recent study of the Maine.  But when you hear the conclusion of the report, you'll understand why it is important that we be certain.  This new revelation about our war with Spain may go mainly against the grain . . . but Admiral Rickover has confirmed his embarrassing theory with irrefutable fact.  For when experts now observe the photographs of the wreckage, with hull sides and whole deck structures peeled back, it leaves no doubt.  The explosion that sank our ship and catapulted us into the Spanish-American War was caused by a blast from twenty thousand pounds of powder . . . from the inside.

 

James

This is the ultimate success story.  It's about a boy, a boy named James, who entered the Army as a hospital assistant and wound up as Inspector General of the Army Medical Department.  This feat, remarkable in itself, is exaggerated by the outstanding surgical skill Dr. James Barry developed during his more than fifty years of service.  I'm sorry if you think the ending's been given away.  But what made Dr. Barry ultimately successful is THE REST OF THE STORY.  On July 5, 1813, a scrawny eighteen-year-old lad banged on a United States Army registrar's door.  His name was James Barry, he said, and he wanted to do hospital work.  "Hospital work, eh?" said the army official, smiling a bit.  "And why do you wish specifically to do hospital work?"  The boy thought for a moment.  "Because I love it!" he answered at last.  "And what is your experience in this field?" the army official wanted to know.  The boy stood in tense silence.  It was then that the registrar really looked at him, observed the freckled face and the reddish hair.  "You're Scottish, aren't you?" asked the army official.  The boy's expression brightened.  "Yes, sir!" he said enthusiastically.  "In fact, my grandfather was a Scottish earl!"  True or not, the answer delighted the registrar, who was already impressed with the lad's eagerness to serve.  He signed up young James, and so began one of the most incredible careers in the history of medicine.  Within a year and a half, James Barry, not yet twenty, rose to the title of assistant surgeon.  You can imagine what he must have had to learn in those few months!  In another twelve years, Dr. Barry became surgeon major . . . and the deputy inspector general . . . and finally, after nearly a lifetime of devotion, James, the man who once stood as an inexperienced boy before an army registrar, became the Inspector General himself!  The highest-ranking medical officer in the United States Army.  Notwithstanding his accumulation of stars and bars, there was another side to Dr. James Barry . . . a contradiction, you might say.  Once described as "the most skillful of physicians and the most wayward of men," this learned and fully competent doctor was also credited with an unusually quarrelsome temper.  At least once that we know of, Dr. Barry, while stationed at the Cape of Good Hope, fought a duel.  Throughout his army career James was often guilty of breaches of discipline, often sent home under arrest.  Now, you could write this off as the eccentricity of a medical genius; that's what headquarters did when confronted with Dr. Barry's offenses.  May we suggest here that these somewhat regular outbursts of macho had another basis in an otherwise distinguished man?  You see, James Barry was not a rowdy.  Quite the opposite.  It was noted that the style of his conversation was greatly superior to that usually heard at a mess table in those days.  As a matter of fact, there was a certain effeminacy in his manner which he was always striving to overcome.  Please don't get ahead of me.  At least before you judge Dr. James Barry too harshly, you'd better learn about the day he passed away.  For this has been the ultimate success story.  Yet Dr. Barry was not so much a success for what he did . . . as for what he hid!  James died in London on July 25, 1865.  That's when everyone discovered the secret he'd kept for over half a century . . . a secret not even suspected by his servant of many years.  When word got out, an official report was immediately sent to the Horse Guards . . . that Dr. James Barry . . . the late Senior Inspector General of the Army Medical Department . . . the highest-ranking medical officer in the United States Army . . . was a woman.

 

The Old Man And The Gulls

About sunset it happened every Friday evening, on a lonely stretch along the eastern Florida seacoast.  You could see an old man walking, white-haired, bushy-eyebrowed, slightly bent.  One gnarled hand would be gripping the handle of a pail, a large bucket filled with shrimp.  There, on a broken pier reddened by the setting sun, the weekly ritual would be re-enacted.  At once, the silent twilight sky would become a mass of dancing dots . . . growing larger.  In the distance, screeching calls would become louder.  They were sea gulls, come from nowhwere, on the same pilgrimage . . . to meet an old man.  For half an hour or so, the gentleman would stand on the pier, surrounded by fluttering white, till his pail of shrimp was empty.  But the gulls would linger for a while.  Perhaps one would perch comfortably on the old man's hat . . . and a certain day gone by would gently come to mind.  Eventually, all of the old man's days were past.  If the gulls still return to that spot . . . perhaps on a Friday evening at sunset . . . it is not for food . . . but to pay homage to the secret they shared with a gentle stranger.  And that secret is THE REST OF THE STORY.  Anyone who remembers October of 1942 remembers the day it was reported the Captain Eddie Rickenbacker was lost at sea.  Captain Eddie's mission had been to deliver a message of the utmost importance to General MacArthur.  MacArthur was headquartered in New Guinea, and Rickenbacker was given a B-17 and a hand-picked crew to take him there.  But there was an unexpected detour which would hurl Captain Eddie into the most harrowing adventure of his life.  Somewhere over the South Pacific the Flying Fortress became lost beyond the reach of radio.  Fuel ran dangerously low, so the men ditched their plane in the ocean.  The B-17 stayed afloat just long enough for all aboard to get out.  Then, slowly, the tail of Flying Fortress swung up and posed for a split second . . . and the ship went down, leaving eight men and three rafts . . . and the horizon.  For nearly a month Captain Eddie and his companions would fight the water, and the weather, and the scorching sun.  They spent many sleepless nights recoiling as giant sharks rammed their rafts.  The largest raft was nine by five.  The biggest shark . . . ten feet long.  But of all their enemies at sea, one proved most formidable: starvation.  Eight days out, their rations were long gone or destroyed by the salt water.  It would take a miracle to sustain them.  And a miracle occurred.  In Captain Eddie's own words, "Cherry," that was the B-17 pilot, Captain William Cherry, "read the service that afternoon, and we finished with a prayer for deliverance and a hymn of praise.  There was some talk, but it tapered off in the oppressive heat.  With my hat pulled down over my yes to keep out some o the glare, I dozed off."  Now this is still Captain Rickenbacker talking . . . "Something landed on my head.  I knew that it was a sea gull.  I don't know how I knew, I just knew.  "Everyone else knew too.  No one said a word, but peering out from under my hat brim without moving my head, I could see the expression on their faces.  They were staring at that gull.  The gull meant food . . . if I could catch it."  And the rest, as they say, is history.  Captain Eddie caught the gull.  Its flesh was eaten.  Its intestines were used for bait to catch fish.  The survivors were sustained and their hopes renewed because a lone sea gull, uncharacteristically hundreds of miles form land, offered itself as a sacrifice.  You know the Captain Eddie made it.  And you also know . . . that he never forgot.  Because every Friday evening, about sunset . . . on a lonely stretch along the eastern Florida seacoast . . . you could see an old man walking . . . white-haired, bushy-eyebrowed, slightly bent.  His bucket filled with shrimp was to feed the gulls . . . to remember that one which, on a day long past, gave itself without a struggle . . . like manna in the wilderness.

 

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