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The Real Kurt Halsey |
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Kurt Halsey Frederiksen is known for his cute, sissy paintings about lost love and cute stuff and what have you. This is not the Kurt I know. My amigo Kurtie is a whiskey-drinkin, whore-wrasslin, knife-holdin, teeth-grittin blowhard with an icy heart and a cast-iron stomach. A real trooper. I'm sorry to all sixteen-year-old girls who's lives will surely be ruined upon reading this. It's okay�put your dreams aside and ask out that weird, creepy guy that sits in the back row in Algebra II with his hands in his pockets and that yellow crust around the edge of his lips. That was Kurt ten years ago. Just polish him off... |
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Here, Kurt is looking tough and smoking a bad-ass Parliment. Kaja and other girls think he looks hella sexy in this pic. I think he looks rowdy. |
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Kurt pounds whiskey like it was made out of liquor. |
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When Kurt doesn't have a Parliment or a Tittie close at hand, he takes to the Cohibas. It's tough. |
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Kurt likes fire. He was pinned down in a dung hole in Laos back in '68 and set the whole goddamn jungle on fire to save his buddy Fat Jim. |
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Kurt is all about the $$$. He's always flashing his loot around and bragging about the cash he makes slinging little buttons on his website. |
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When the Grain Belt starts flowin, Kurtie goes nuttz! Check out this wicked keg stand! |
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From The Archives! A SUPER SECRET Kurt Halsey original from his "Teal Period." Use it for your livejournal background! |
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See more of Kurtie's work at his O-Fisshal Web-Site. Buy something. He needs new rims. |
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