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Gigantic Wonders of the Earth |
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My meanderings often land me in the path of awful, gigantic menaces that I must come to grips with. I share with you but a few of these titans. |
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The World's Largest Sandhill Crane - Steele, ND. Only after consuming over 300 human souls and 100 head of cattle was this creature finally put down by the National Guard. Over 200 taxidermists were employed to display the Mighty Crane on the edge of town, as a warning to other Great Beasts who may consider an attack on Steele. |
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This Immense Spartan Warrior stands in the puny village of Bucksnout, Wisconsin. It arises fortnightly to unleash its fury on the town, in an orgy of blood and rage, before returning to its platform near the high-school at dawn to resume its hibernation. |
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The World's Largest Hockey Stick - Eveleth, MN. This stick was used by Paul Bunyan to turn away and assault on the Mesabi Range by Mechagodzilla. Now it is righfully displayed in center of town, for all to gaze upon. |
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