Oops I Made It Again!

!~Quotes~!

So it began again...

5/24/03

BallaBlockinx86 (1:08 AM): YO WHATS UP BIVINS!

JFKConspiracy9 (1:08 AM): quiet

JFKConspiracy9 (1:08 AM): for a sec

BallaBlockinx86 (1:08 AM): y

BallaBlockinx86 (1:09 AM): WHATS UP!

JFKConspiracy9 (1:09 AM): thats it im bringin back the quotes page -_-

JFKConspiracy9 (1:15 AM): i need a new background

JFKConspiracy9 (1:15 AM): any suggestions?

BallaBlockinx86 (1:15 AM): yeha

BallaBlockinx86 (1:15 AM): a naked pic off a porno site

EKot316 (5:49 PM): have u been twisting the sticky icky again

EKot316 (11:40 PM): EKot316: how do u know bivins

olneyballer: i invented bivins..... how do you know him

Short History of This Page

Once apon a time I hosted a quotes page on an angelfire account of mine. This page was intended for humor, but many people apparently got affended. For all these people I have but one thing to say to you. I will write this in l33t so most of you won't be offended on account you wont understand it.

5ux025 f02 y0u, 1f y0u h4v3 4 p20b|3m y0u c4n 5uck my p3n15 ^^

What I Plan For The Future

You can expect more of the same with a few new things. Here's a little disclaimer to all the pathetic naive n00bs who just dont seem to comprehend this page to be anything more than defamation of character:

FUCK YOU.

That is all, enjoy your stay and have a nice day ^_^.

5/25/03

BallaBlockinx86 (1:15 PM): i need help with an 11pg paper

BallaBlockinx86 (1:15 PM): what do i do

JFKConspiracy9 (1:15 PM): hmmmm, fail

BallaBlockinx86 (1:16 PM): i think ill try that

5/26/03

EKot316 (4:39 PM): 7 oclock man, the whole white population is counting on you to further our knowledge of the chemistry test

EKot316 (4:39 PM): do you accept the challenge?

5/31/03

ChaosKDK (2:10:30 PM): man if u want some good porn....download stuff by Heather- I deep throat.com

ChaosKDK (2:10:37 PM): on like kazaa

JFKConspiracy8 (2:11:12 PM): well, thanks!

JFKConspiracy8 (2:11:14 PM): -_-

ChaosKDK (2:11:17 PM): ^_^

ChaosKDK (2:11:26 PM): im watchin one now

ChaosKDK (2:11:29 PM): its pretty good

Starcraft88888 (10:29:11 PM): Do you know what would be really funny? A KKK member getting a tan. Comparatively if you think about it it�s like Hitler trying to celebrating Hanukah.

Starcraft88888 (10:38:29 PM): and tell chaos that cd girls is sooooo much better then heather deep throat

6/1/03

SilverTuna (10:07 PM): how do you copy to a URL browser

SilverTuna (10:08 PM): ?????

JFKConspiracy9 (10:08 PM): well u copy whatever u need to copy with control c

JFKConspiracy9 (10:08 PM): then u go to the web address bar of the browser

JFKConspiracy9 (10:08 PM): and hit control v

SilverTuna (10:09 PM): and how do you do that

JFKConspiracy9 (10:09 PM): ...

JFKConspiracy9 (10:09 PM): exactly as i said it

SilverTuna (10:09 PM): whtas a web adress bar

SilverTuna (10:09 PM): address

6/2/03

ChaosKDK (11:22:45 PM): as much as i hate to admit this bivins...

ChaosKDK (11:23:01 PM): u are god........=-/

6/3/03

novagargoyl (10:30:26 PM): g2g

novagargoyl (10:30:32 PM): u can still im me

novagargoyl (10:30:43 PM): but ill be busy

novagargoyl (10:31:01 PM): so dont make me fuck the fuck out of you

JFKConspiracy8 (10:31:08 PM): ....

JFKConspiracy8 (10:33:51 PM): so exactly where is philadelphia located again?

IaMaDuMbGiRL32 (10:34:20 PM): I DON'T KNOW THAT

IaMaDuMbGiRL32 (10:34:29 PM): virginia

6/6/03

JFKConspiracy9 (11:44:38 AM): where u at?

xtoyotacrewx (11:44:42 AM): hom

xtoyotacrewx (11:44:44 AM): home*

JFKConspiracy9 (11:44:48 AM): lol why?

xtoyotacrewx (11:44:56 AM): had to take a crap

JFKConspiracy9 (11:45:01 AM): i just saw u in teh damn hallway

JFKConspiracy9 (11:45:02 AM): LOL

JFKConspiracy9 (11:45:07 AM): u went home to take a shit?!/

toyotacrewx (11:45:16 AM): ya

xtoyotacrewx (11:45:25 AM): i can't do it in schol

xtoyotacrewx (11:45:28 AM): school*

JFKConspiracy9 (11:45:30 AM): -_-

xtoyotacrewx (11:45:33 AM): seats are dirty

xtoyotacrewx (11:47:34 AM): where u at?

JFKConspiracy9 (11:47:44 AM): sansales class

xtoyotacrewx (11:47:48 AM): LOL

xtoyotacrewx (11:47:54 AM): doing?

JFKConspiracy9 (11:48:09 AM): "work"

pyotrveliky263 (10:27 PM): yo r u like plotting a hostile white massacre?

JFKConspiracy9 (10:28 PM): lol

JFKConspiracy9 (10:28 PM): shhh!

pyotrveliky263 (10:28 PM): it would be sexy tho

pyotrveliky263 (10:28 PM): can i join!?

pyotrveliky263 (10:28 PM): i wanna slaughter the honkeys

JFKConspiracy9 (10:28 PM): hmm we'll see

pyotrveliky263 (10:28 PM): ok

pyotrveliky263 (10:28 PM): sounds good

pyotrveliky263 (10:32 PM): i am now officially famous

pyotrveliky263 (10:32 PM): i spout more knowledge and funny sayings than a cheap whore of sperm

pyotrveliky263 (10:38 PM): whats with the scrolly text thing on the bottom

pyotrveliky263 (10:38 PM): its more annoying that richard simmons snorting pixie sticks and running around a mconalds convention

pyotrveliky263 (10:43 PM): i will not be your man lover

pyotrveliky263 (10:43 PM): NO

pyotrveliky263 (10:43 PM): never

pyotrveliky263 (10:43 PM): unless it involves over 1 g

JFKConspiracy9 (10:43 PM): ....

pyotrveliky263 (10:43 PM): pyotrveliky263: put that on u bessarabian gypsy tramp!!!!!

JFKConspiracy9 (10:44 PM): -_-

6/7/03

JFKConspiracy8 (12:11:31 AM): i got a whole line of new flashes to post

JFKConspiracy8 (12:11:39 AM): that will be done by tom

ObsoleteValkaire (12:11:39 AM): ^_^

JFKConspiracy8 (12:11:43 AM): yup ^_^

ObsoleteValkaire (12:11:47 AM): tom?

JFKConspiracy8 (12:11:49 AM): yea

JFKConspiracy8 (12:11:52 AM): tomorrow

ObsoleteValkaire (12:12:00 AM): who's tom?

JFKConspiracy8 (12:12:05 AM): tomorrow

ObsoleteValkaire (12:12:10 AM): OH

ObsoleteValkaire (12:12:12 AM): OMG

JFKConspiracy8 (12:12:15 AM): yea -_-

Proximi Centauri (8:00 PM): i expect u to be at my thesus for texans with disabilities

Proximi Centauri (8:01 PM): i give u a front row seat for free...

JFKConspiracy9 (8:01 PM): ....

hobos fishy (8:47:54 PM): i heard diego left his date at prom cuz she could dance better than he could

hobos fishy (8:48:01 PM): i mean see cant even dance

hobos fishy (8:48:04 PM): thats pretty bad

Proximi Centauri (8:49:47 PM): a fun loving family song we can all enjoy: i love u, u love me, we're a happy family, don't tell ur parents, they think we're only friends, but really we are lezbians..

Proximi Centauri (8:55:22 PM): do u put bios in the quotes too...

JFKConspiracy8 (8:55:36 PM): no..

Proximi Centauri (8:56:40 PM): hold on, i have an idea...

Proximi Centauri (8:57:01 PM): see my famouse debue at http://www.geocities.com/ryanbivins/quotes.htm (long hard man-hours were put into the ones i made)

Proximi Centauri (8:57:09 PM): note worthy???

Proximi Centauri (8:57:29 PM): i said it, it's a quote...

Proximi Centauri (9:06:54 PM): my stick icky is stuck...yuck

JFKConspiracy8 (9:07:10 PM): stuck where?

Proximi Centauri (9:07:29 PM): in the dip stick whole

Proximi Centauri (9:07:49 PM): which is sticky as well

Proximi Centauri (9:09:57 PM): ur not motivating my stick icky any...

6/8/03

JFKConspiracy9 (1:16 PM):do u have any idea how boring u r when u constantly go on talking about yourself?

novagargoyl (1:16 PM):maybe

novagargoyl (1:16 PM): but u give me a pretty decent estimat

novagargoyl (1:34 PM): its not the size its how you use it

JFKConspiracy9 (1:34 PM): lol fuck that you go on and have ur small dick and see how great u think it is because you know how to "use it"

6/9/03

novagargoyl (4:31:24 PM): bitch!

novagargoyl (4:31:29 PM): im busy

novagargoyl (4:31:35 PM): at least one of my hands

Auto response from w00zzleWazzle: w00zzleWazzle (9:01 PM): Presidential Superlatives: Most likely to end up in an insane asylum-Roosevelt. Most likely to live on the edge-Taft. Most liekly to be a model-Kennedy. Most likely to be online-Wilson. Most likely to masturbate to Playboy-McKinley.

pyotrveliky263 (10:54 PM): i think that rape victims should have the right to make their rapers wear condoms

pyotrveliky263 (10:54 PM): if not they can sue them

LeClair929 (11:18 PM): mmmmmmmmmm

LeClair929 (11:18 PM): i enjoy fettucine alfredo

LeClair929 (11:18 PM): esp. w/ chicken

LeClair929 (11:18 PM): id have to say i like fettucine alfredo more than i like diego alfredo

6/10/03

Snoop123451 (8:44 PM): bivins we still on for midnight

Snoop 123451 (8:44 PM): ^_^

olneyballer (12:15 AM): silly rabbit trix are for kids

olneyballer (12:15 AM): damn bunny trying to take easter from jesus

6/15/03

olneyballer (12:08 AM): reinhardt or moffat

JFKConspiracy9 (12:08 AM): ????

olneyballer (12:08 AM): i was at a party and we were discussing it

olneyballer (12:09 AM): which do you fuck

6/27/03

JFKConspiracy8 (10:51:44 PM): ur a guy?

Bivins Luver (10:51:48 PM): no

Bivins Luver (10:51:58 PM): trackstar5555 is a guy

JFKConspiracy8 (10:52:03 PM): TrackStar5555 (10:51:16 PM): he really likes u

TrackStar5555 (10:51:20 PM): he says ur hot

JFKConspiracy8 (10:51:25 PM): he?!?!

JFKConspiracy8 (10:51:27 PM): wtf

JFKConspiracy8 (10:51:31 PM): i dont do guys

TrackStar5555 (10:51:39 PM): well he does u

TrackStar5555 (10:51:50 PM): he sent naked pics of u all over the net

Bivins Luver (10:52:15 PM): but the naked pics part is true

TrackStar5555 (10:51:50 PM): he sent naked pics of u all over the net

JFKConspiracy8 (10:52:11 PM): lol wtf

JFKConspiracy8 (10:52:19 PM): noone has naked pics of me

JFKConspiracy8 (10:52:22 PM): NOONE

TrackStar5555 (10:53:12 PM): he does!!!!!!!!!!

TrackStar5555 (10:53:24 PM): he watches u at night wit a camera

JFKConspiracy8 (10:53:34 PM): ok enough

TrackStar5555 (10:53:43 PM): he is acrually kinda of hot is ur intirested in guys

TrackStar5555 (10:54:22 PM): talk to him, he may b the one to change the gender u r intirested in

JFKConspiracy8 (10:54:39 PM): riiiiight

TrackStar5555 (10:54:59 PM): last chance

JFKConspiracy8 (10:55:11 PM): sry

TrackStar5555 (10:55:21 PM): r u talking to him?

JFKConspiracy8 (10:55:58 PM): yes

TrackStar5555 (10:56:26 PM): what is he saying

TrackStar5555 (10:56:43 PM): o i forgot to tell u about his gender problem

TrackStar5555 (10:57:05 PM): he had both genders when he wuz born

7/01/03

pyotrveliky263 (11:29:57 PM): what u up 2 besides whoopin honkeys @ ball?

JFKConspiracy8 (11:30:48 PM): hmm

JFKConspiracy8 (11:30:50 PM): summer school

pyotrveliky263 (11:31:25 PM): c-ham?

JFKConspiracy8 (11:31:32 PM): yea

pyotrveliky263 (11:31:49 PM): cool

pyotrveliky263 (11:31:54 PM): what classes

JFKConspiracy8 (11:32:15 PM): applied ec

pyotrveliky263 (11:32:34 PM): ooooooh

pyotrveliky263 (11:32:36 PM): sounds sexy

pyotrveliky263 (11:32:39 PM): im at cornell now

JFKConspiracy8 (11:32:40 PM): no

JFKConspiracy8 (11:32:44 PM): cornell eh?

JFKConspiracy8 (11:32:47 PM): visiting?

pyotrveliky263 (11:33:01 PM): the land of reasonably good ice cream, cows, fat females, hicks, and bad food

7/13/03

NaLLa8705 (10:43 PM): YEA!!!! BURN BABY BURN.... RIP DAT DISK

7/16/03

EKot316 (9:48 PM): I chose to invest in the Honda Corporation because of my firsthand encounters with the quality and comfort of their automobiles. My family owns two Honda cars and being a newly licensed driver I have occasionally been able to drive those automobiles. The experience of sitting in the drivers side of an affordable yet sporty Honda Oddysey mini-van is nothing short of breathtaking.

7/29/03

JFKConspiracy9 (10:18 PM): From Chucky Cheese to Anti-America:

Auto response from Shec329:

Shec329 (10:18 PM): do you currently practice witchcraft? are you a member of the communist party? are you an islamic extremist? the puritans, a. mitchell palmer, mccarthy, and now ashcroft. let me tell you somethin you right wing motherfuckers. get the fuck out of my phone and stay the fuck out of my computer. cuz you know what? i got the right to talk on the phone about bombing a government building if i want to. and i also have the right to keep ashcroft out of my goddamn house. so fuck any right wing asshole who's just thirsty to suck the fucking civil rights out of the american people. go phils.

EKot316 (10:05 PM): *squeezes his left nut

EKot316 (10:05 PM): just checking if its still there

10/05/03

dasturias2 (1:15 AM): lol, that isn't too bad

dasturias2 (1:15 AM): chick with a dick

12/10/03

JFKConspiracy8 (7:42:49 PM): Hey sexy :-*

antman7429 (7:42:56 PM): STOP

JFKConspiracy8 (7:43:02 PM): What's wrong?

antman7429 (7:43:05 PM): I DON'T WANNA TALK TO U

JFKConspiracy8 (7:43:10 PM): You don't like me anymore =[

JFKConspiracy8 (7:43:16 PM): Is it because I have a penis?

JFKConspiracy8 (7:43:22 PM): You didn't seem to be complaining last night

antman7429 (7:43:32 PM): NO CAUSE U ARE A DAM GUY

JFKConspiracy8 (7:43:33 PM): In fact your ass kept wanting more

antman7429 (7:43:43 PM): NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

antman7429 (7:43:49 PM): STOPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP

JFKConspiracy8 (7:43:51 PM): You know you like to take it in the ass

JFKConspiracy8 (7:43:54 PM): Don't deny

antman7429 (7:44:14 PM): NO

antman7429 (7:44:21 PM): U FUCKIN RAPIST

JFKConspiracy8 (7:44:29 PM): Hey, your mouth says no but your ass says yes

JFKConspiracy8 (7:44:38 PM): Succumb to you inner desires

JFKConspiracy8 (7:44:50 PM): And take it like the manly man you are ;-)

JFKConspiracy8 (7:45:00 PM): You know you want me :-*

antman7429 (7:45:19 PM): NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

antman7429 (7:45:24 PM): I DO NOT

JFKConspiracy8 (7:45:46 PM): Then why are you so upset?

JFKConspiracy8 (7:45:59 PM): Looks like I hit a swore spot ;o

antman7429 (7:46:02 PM): STOP

JFKConspiracy8 (7:46:03 PM): O wait

JFKConspiracy8 (7:46:07 PM): I didnt mean it like that

antman7429 (7:46:13 PM): I DON'T WANT NOTHIN FROM U

JFKConspiracy8 (7:46:18 PM): I know your ass is swore too

JFKConspiracy8 (7:46:24 PM): But that's fixable

JFKConspiracy8 (7:46:31 PM): Next time we'll use vasaline

antman7429 (7:46:37 PM): STOP

antman7429 (7:46:40 PM): DIC K HEAD

JFKConspiracy8 (7:46:55 PM): Hey

JFKConspiracy8 (7:47:01 PM): You were the one sucking MY dick

JFKConspiracy8 (7:47:08 PM): You are just too drunk to remember.

antman7429 (7:47:17 PM): FUCK UP

antman7429 (7:47:18 PM): ASAS HOLE

JFKConspiracy8 (7:47:22 PM): Fuck up

JFKConspiracy8 (7:47:23 PM): ?

JFKConspiracy8 (7:47:28 PM): You want to fuck me up?

JFKConspiracy8 (7:47:47 PM): You really like it kinky don't you

antman7429 (7:48:18 PM): NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

antman7429 (7:48:31 PM): I BOUT TO BEAT U THE FUCK UP IF U DON'T SHUT UP

JFKConspiracy8 (7:48:50 PM): You want to beat my meat?

JFKConspiracy8 (7:49:02 PM): I don't do handjobs anymore

antman7429 (7:49:26 PM): I DON;T CARE

antman7429 (7:49:31 PM): SHUT UP

JFKConspiracy8 (7:50:27 PM): Well

JFKConspiracy8 (7:50:36 PM): Look who's talking

JFKConspiracy8 (7:50:48 PM): You havent closed your mouth completely since we're met

antman7429 (7:50:55 PM): WAT

antman7429 (7:50:57 PM): SHUT UP

JFKConspiracy8 (7:50:59 PM): Always got something in it preventing it from ever closing

JFKConspiracy8 (7:51:07 PM): Usually my cock but nevertheless

antman7429 (7:51:08 PM): I DON;T EVEN KNOE U

JFKConspiracy8 (7:51:21 PM): You just used me for my penis T.T

JFKConspiracy8 (7:51:27 PM): How could you!

antman7429 (7:51:52 PM): NO

antman7429 (7:51:53 PM): STOP

antman7429 (7:51:59 PM): I DON;T WANNA TALK TO U

antman7429 (7:52:00 PM): BYE

JFKConspiracy8 (7:52:22 PM): Well

JFKConspiracy8 (7:52:29 PM): I don't see you blocking me

JFKConspiracy8 (7:52:33 PM): You must want some more

JFKConspiracy8 (7:52:40 PM): Anal style again?

JFKConspiracy8 (7:52:45 PM): Or shall I suck you off

antman7429 (7:53:03 PM): BYE+

antman7429 (7:53:05 PM): NO

antman7429 (7:53:11 PM): BYE

JFKConspiracy8 (7:53:17 PM): Where you goin ;-)

antman7429 (7:53:18 PM): BYE

antman7429 (7:53:19 PM): BYE

antman7429 (7:53:21 PM): BYE

JFKConspiracy8 (7:53:31 PM): I'm waiting for you to leave

antman7429 (7:53:35 PM): I HATE U

antman7429 (7:53:37 PM): I DON;T KNOE

antman7429 (7:53:38 PM): U

JFKConspiracy8 (7:53:39 PM): You must lika the cock that much

antman7429 (7:53:42 PM): U FUCKIN SICO

antman7429 (7:53:44 PM): RAPIST

JFKConspiracy8 (7:53:49 PM): Hey, its not rape

antman7429 (7:53:52 PM): U FAG

JFKConspiracy8 (7:53:53 PM): I'm still under age

antman7429 (7:53:54 PM): BYE

antman7429 (7:54:00 PM): U FUCKIN FAGOT BITCJ

antman7429 (7:54:03 PM): ********BITCH

JFKConspiracy8 (7:54:07 PM): You always wanted a 12th grader

JFKConspiracy8 (7:54:12 PM): Now youve got one

antman7429 (7:54:12 PM): I DON;T WANNA CURSE BUT U MADE ME

antman7429 (7:54:16 PM): I NEVER CURSE

antman7429 (7:54:17 PM): U SEE

antman7429 (7:54:20 PM): BYE BITCH

JFKConspiracy8 (7:54:41 PM): Hey, dont PMS because you forgot the lubrication. I wasn't MY fault.

antman7429 signed off at 7:54:50 PM.

Additional Note: His font size started at 14, and finnished at 24

1/8/04

Snoop 123451 (5:09 PM): so bivins will you go the prom with me?

JFKConspiracy9 (10:09 PM): Snoop 123451 (5:09 PM):so bivins will you go the prom with me?

DavidM123 (10:09 PM): lol!

DavidM123 (10:09 PM): no, you wont, you're taking me

DavidM123 (10:09 PM): bitch

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