A: a big one
Q: Is it true you mistakenly voted for Al Gore in the recent election?
A: oh, you mean the guy who got the most votes and is the most popular man in the world. didn�t he win the popular vote and get more votes than the other candidates too? i didn�t vote for any of the candidates, they just weren�t good enough. did that algore invent the internet?
Q: Was the ballot confusing to you? Because most of your friends (both of them) consider you somewhat �slow�
A: ballot not confusing to me and where did i pick up the other friend?
Q: Who is your favorite Super Hero?
A: spiderman and the incredible hulk
Q: Is it true that last week you were beaten like a rented mule by the owner of Cameronland in a pursuit format race in Elk River?
A: that cannot be proven
Q: Did you honestly think that you had a chance in that race?
A: what race?
Q: Who is your favorite musical artist?
A: neil young and lowell bailey
Q: Where is your favorite place to ski?
A: i don�t have one favorite, but here are a few places i really like: murphy-hanrehan, giants ridge(8 years ago), afton alps(cross country), cumberland wisconsin, osrblie slovakia, sappada-forni avoltri italy, antholz anterselva italy, mt. Bachelor oregon, solitude utah, alta utah(tele), fort kent maine, trapp family lodge vermont, canmore canada, sauxhead michigan.
Q: Have you ever spent time in a foreign prison?
A: no place is foreign to me, but i have been in and out of some prisons and insane asylums.
Q: How did you get started in biathlon?
A: i was getting a bite to eat in a dumpster, hopped out and piotr said we need one like that.
Q: Are you bitter at the person who started you in biathlon and quite possibly ruined your life?
A: actually i�m not and i haven�t had anything else to do for the past six years.
Q: What is the biggest race you have ever won?
A: i won the first two mini races on 11-9 at elk river and the minnesota jr. cup 5 years ago.
Q: What is your marital status?
A: i am single and i like girls
Q: Have you ever won second prize in a beauty contest?
A: yes they really liked my figure
Q: Have you ever been taken to Cameronland?
A: i have only taken myself to that silly site**
**editors note�this is a lie. Dan has been taken to Cameronland several times.
