Chapter 1 - Lost and Found

By Paks

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Authors note: This story is set to be a mega-crossover, you have been warned

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In the Juuban hospitals maternity ward two worried men and a small boy stood outside the delivery room listening to the agonies of childbirth being endured somewhat loudly inside. The elder man looked concerned while the younger man looked absolutely frantic, dry-washing his hands in outward worry. The small boy just looked confused what was happening to mama in there and why won't they let me go to her.

Dr Mizuno encouraged Achika to breath as she had been taught. A nurse hovered over the woman who was about to give birth, gently sponging her brow with a damp cloth and holding her hand. This had been an extremely long labour but it was soon to draw to a close as a babies crown appeared. Once the baby was born, in an explosion of loud crying, Dr Mizuno gently picked it up and handed it to a nurse to be cared for.

"Achika, you have another healthy son but you can't rest just yet."

At the sound of a babies cries the older man let out a sigh of relief, while the younger man visibly calmed. The small boy looked at the doors to the delivery room in wonder. Was that the new brother or sister that his mama and papa had been promising him? But why wasn't mama coming out?. The old man picked up the boy and placed him on his shoulders.

"Tenchi, it sounds like your new sibling has just been born - do you want to go in and see?"

Just then a nurse exited the delivery room and asked the three visitors to go and sit down, that she would come and get them when Achika was ready to see them. The three went to the seats slightly down the hallway. The older man swung Tenchi down onto a seat and sat next to him. On the other side of the small boy sat the younger man, still extremely nervous but somewhat calmer than before.

Achika was by this time extremely pale and gasping for breath. Yes, it was proving to be an extremely hard labour. Just then another contraction hit and the doctor encouraged her to push. A slight smile touched the Dr Mizunos lips as a second babies crown appeared.

"Your other baby is coming Achika, just hold on a little longer."

As the second baby was born crying at a volume rivaling its brother, another nurse came to retrieve it from the doctor. After it was washed and swaddled it was placed in a cot beside the other baby. Beads of sweat were wiped off Achika’s brow as she heard a second set of lungs announcing another entry into the world.

"Achika, your daughter looks like she's going to be an even bigger handful than your two sons!"

A short time later a pale, exhausted Achika accepted her two new children into her arms as a nurse went to get the rest of her family from the hallway. Dr Mizuno moved to Achika Misaki's side and looked at the gently smiling woman holding her two babies. That will be me in another six months she thought as she congratulated her friend.

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A fat balding martial artist in a gi strode down the street with two babies strapped to his back. The man in question was Genma Saotome, and he was going to meet Soun Tendo down at the bar to celebrate the birth of his two children, and toast the union of the two clans. He now had both a son and a daughter, while Soun had two daughters with another on the way.

Reaching the bar Genma met Soun and showed off his two children. Soun handed him a bottle of sake and they both drank deeply amid cheerful declarations on Genma's part and wailing on Souns. Soun and Genma slowly became drunker and drunker as they loudly celebrated their plans almost reaching fruition. The two slumbering babies were gradually forgotten, as they lay sleeping in a corner of the bar.

"Tha bboy is called Ranma." slurred Genma.

"wot about tha girrlll..." replied a very tipsy Soun.

"Ranko."

A ferrety looking man with dark shifty eyes saw the abandoned babies, sliding out of his seat he stealthily crept over to the corner and picked up the two slumbering babies who squirmed a little but continued sleeping amongst the racket that their father and his friend were making. Sprinkling a little powder under their noses to ensure that they continued sleeping, the ferrety man crept out of the bar unnoticed, but carrying the two slumbering babes.

Finally a drunken Genma and Soun passed out, happy grins were plastered all over their faces. The barkeep looking at them amused, they were his best customers, their frequent drinking binges were paying his children’s way through college.

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Nodoka was frantic, Genma had taken their babies out for a walk hours ago. They were only a couple of months old and would need to be fed and probably changed. She trusted her husband, she really did, he was just so irresponsible sometimes. Perhaps if she called Kimiko, he might have gone to show their children to Soun, although why he didn't invite her along she didn't know.

Riiiiiiiiing, riiiiiiiiing, riiiiiiiiing.

"Moshi Moshi."

"Kimiko, thank the kami. Is Genma there."

"No, No-chan whats wrong?"

"He's taken the children out - they've been gone for hours."

"Oh my... they shouldn't be out at this hour" Kimiko rubbed her protruding stomach thinking I'm glad my Soun would never pull a stunt like this

"Has he been over there today at all?"

"No, but Soun is out perhaps they are together."

"Yes, yes perhaps you are right."

After hanging up Nodoka grabbed her katana, and heads out to search for her wayward husband.

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A fat balding martial artist awakes in an alley with a pounding headache, beside him is a man in a brown gi still sleeping with a puddle of something spilling out of his mouth. Groaning Genma staggers to his feet clutching his head, can't let Nodoka see me like this, I'll just head over to Souns - Kimiko makes the best hangover remedies. Staggering towards the relatively brighter main street he trips over something, or rather someone. Soun wakes to a rather solid kick to the ribs as Genma topples over him.

"Ooof, Tendo?"

"Oh my head."

"
We should head towards your place to recover."

"Saotome, where are your children?"

"Huh, wha... aaaaaaaaaarrgh, Nodoka is going to kill me!"

" Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah, not so loud Saotome."

Genma was thinking as hard a badly hungover brain could, that is to say not much. If I come home without the babies Nodoka will kill me. I could run away, she can't kill me if I'm not there. No children means no wedding, means no uniting the schools, means no easy retirement, means .... NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!. Must have some children to bring home to Nodoka. Where can I find children like my children? Park? No not at this time of night. Hospital? Yes. Use forbidden techniques to steal babies that look like ours. Forbidden techniques bad, life good. Life. Live.

"Tendo I'm going out to find my children, the schools must be united."

"I'll help you my friend."

"No, no, its my responsibility, you go on home to Kimiko." Genma sweated slightly.

After Soun headed home Genma headed towards Juuban hospital praying that there was a set of twins of the same gender and much the same age as his own children had been.

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Achika smiled at her husband Nobuyuki from the bed, she had been having some health problems ever since the birth of the Misaki twins two months earlier. Tenchi stood with his grandfather Katsuhito looking at the babies in a cot in the corner. The doctors still would not let Achika and the twins return home.

"Granpa, when can Yoshihiro and Hiroko come home and start training with me?"

"They'll be coming home when your mother does Tenchi."

"When's mama coming home?"

"When the doctor says it's alright for her to come home."

Turning towards Achika, Tenchi and Katsuhito walked over to speak with her. They were all looking forward to returning home as a family to the new house that Nobiyuki had built for his family. A room had been decorated for the twins, it had been a surprise for Achika when she returned home. Nobody had expected her stay at the hospital to be so prolonged. As the family quietly talked a nurse came in and wheeled away the cot that held the two twins.

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Cloaked in the Umi-Sen-Ken, Genma stealthily trailed a doctor who was just heading into Juuban hospital. Someone might catch him if he raided Nerima hospital - it was just too close. It would do no good if people saw the doors opening and closing themselves after all. He looked around only to see a sign on the wall, it read:

Basement: Morgue

Ground floor: Reception

Level 1: Casualty

Level 2: Recovery

Level 3: Maternity

level 4: Psychiatric

Hmmmmmmm, level 3, lets start Operation: Find some kids. Surprisingly enough Genma had the sense not to shout this aloud so that everyone would be alerted to his intentions. Finding another doctor to follow into the elevator, he pressed 3 while none of the people in the elevator were looking. Upon reaching level three, no one was surprised when they didn't see anyone get out.

Creeping down the long hall Genma could see into the open doors. There were women sleeping in their hospital beds, nursing their babies, and talking to their families. Genma walked past all that until he came to a window that he could see many babies through. When he spotted two babies sleeping together he grinned widely - they even looked like his kids (oh well they all look the same at that age anyway). Slipping through the door he walked over to the two babies and grabbed both of them. Having just been fed and changed the babies didn't even wake up as Genma carried them home.

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Nodoka dragged herself home depresed, she had been out all night looking for her wayward husband. She hoped he would come home soon she was quite anxious about the babies wellbeing. This was why she was so surprised to arrive home to find Genma asleep in the chair with two babies apparently fed and changed lying in a cot in the corner of the room. So surprised was she that she put her katana away without teaching Genma that lesson she had been meaning to, then she smiled - perhaps her husband was finally learning to be a little bit responsible. The fact that her babies had been replaced went unnoticed.

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"Dr Mizuno, the Misaki twins are gone!" a nurse exclaimed as she ran into the doctors office.

"WHAT! Explain...."

"When the new shift started the babies were found to be missing."

"Have you checked to see whether they are with Achika or the Misaki's?"

"Yes, the Misaki's aren't in the hospital and Achika is still sleeping."

"Search the hospital, turn everything upside down if you have to, I want those babies found."

"At once Dr."

Dr Mizuno sighed, she was beginning to get a headache, this new job was trying at times, and this was one of those times. She had never lost a baby in her ward. Well her predecessor had but the baby was found shortly afterwards with her young brother, but still, things like this just shouldn't happen. If those babies were not found, and found soon, heads would roll.

Humming softly Nodoka rocked the babies, they were being little angels. Kimiko would be over soon with her two daughters, they could talk about their favorite subject, their children. A knock at the door cased Nodoka to rise and walk to the door.

"No-Chan!"

"Ki-Chan!"


The two women hugged each other happily. Little Kasumi who was just starting to talk, began with a "'llo 'ty", and continued to babble happily. Kimiko held little Nibiki in her arms. The two women waked into the living room. Kasumi immediately ran over to the cot and peered at the two sleeping babies within. The two women followed slowly behind her.

"Oh my ... they have certainly grown since I last saw them No-chan."

"Haven't they though, and little Kasumi, talking already!"

"Yes, she will be at school before we know it."

"So will these two - Genma wants little Ranma to follow him in the art."

"Soun is hoping this third child will be his heir."

They continued to chatter as they walked over and sat on the couch.

"Would you like some tea Ki-chan?"

"Please."

Over tea they planned their children’s futures and just generally chatted. Kasumi helped herself to the cookies that Nodoka had put out - making quite a mess of cookie crumbs on the floor. Nibiki opened her eyes and gazed at the cookies from her mothers arms - it looked like she was counting them?

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"Mr. and Mrs. Misaki, it appears that your children have been kidnapped."

"WHAT!" Katsuhito yelled.

Nobiyuki just went pale - and began frantically looking for a seat before he fell down. Achika just fainted, luckily she was already in bed when it happened.

"What are you doing to find my children?" Nobiyuki asked the hospital administrator while he stroked Achika's hair - she was still out cold.

"We have informed the police and they are actively searching for your children."

Katsuhito looked as if he was going to kill someone, although he did wonder if this was his past catching up with him. Just then Achika woke up.

"Tell me its not true, tell me my babies are alright."

"I'm sorry Ak-chan but they are missing."

By this time all three were glaring daggers at the administrator. Achika had tears in her eyes.

"please find my babies."

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Authors Notes:

Sorry I took so long - I have just move from Australia to Japan and am still getting used to my new home and job - ordering drinks at clubs is tough as I don't speak Japanese. Anyhow here it is. Enjoy. Oh yeah - I subscribe to the theory that Genma gets much lazier and stupider over the course of the training trip. I will also never write an Akane/Ranma matchup - I just don't like them as a couple. From now on Yoshihiro will become Ranma and Hiroko will become Ranko. Who do you think I should pair Ranma/Yoshihiro with? Ranko/Hiroko? Should I have the original Ranma and Ranko show up again? I do have plans but I wouldn't mind hearing other peoples ideas - I will probably even incorporate them.

Ja matta ne

Paks.

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