You think 60 year old used cowboy chaps is frameable art
You�ve ever sold Jell-O shots at the family reunion to raise money
You�ve ever backed into a tree leaving the family reunion
You think digging horseradish is cause for a party
You realize that you�re not really related to anyone at your family reunion
You had your 50th Wedding Anniversary at a Rod and Gun Club
You�re the only one that votes for Italian sausage, every year
What you bought at the white elephant sale turns out to be a lump of coal
They insist that you return that damn lump of coal
You�ve ever paid $20.00 for a beat up tin bucket that was yours in the first place
You think the words �Attention Please� and �Shut Up� are synonymous
You eat Jabber�s sausage and biscuit at 11:00, eat lunch at 1:00 and then stop by Pat�s at 3:00 for snacks/supper.
You think the phrase �I�m not familiar with this food� and �What�s this shit� are synonymous