Application for Family Membership
Plez compleet this paper best ya kin and give it to someone at the reunion that might kin read.

Last name: __________________________________

First name:   [_] Billy-Bob   [_] Christmas   [_] Alonzo   [_] Bobby-Jo   [_] Jabber   [_] Turk
[_] Fuzz   [_] Mahala   [_] Cricket   [_] Our Kathy  [_] Other ______________________

Age: ____ (if unsure, guess)     Sex: [_]M [_]F [_]None     Shoe Size: ____ Left ____ Right

Occupation:
[_] Farmer  [_] Mechanic  [_] Hair Dresser  [_] Waitress  [_] Un-employed   [_] Workman�s Comp.

Spouse's Name:     ________________2nd Spouse's Name: _____________________
3rd Spouse's Name:
__________________________
Lover's Name:    
__________________2nd Lover's Name:  __________________________

Relationship with spouse:
[_] Sister   [_] Aunt   [_] Brother  [_] Uncle   [_] Mother   [_] Son   [_] Father   [_] Daughter  
[_] Cousin   [_] Pet

Number of children living in household: ___              Number of children that are yours:___

Mother's Name: _______________________    Father's Name: _______________________

Education: 1 2 3 4 (Circle highest grade completed) If you obtained a higher education what was your major?
[_] 5th grade     [_] Reform School     [_] Kegs     [_] Out behind the barn

Do you [_] own or [_] rent your mobile home?

Vehicles you own and where you keep them:
___ Total number of vehicles you own     ___ Number of vehicles that still crank  
___ Number of vehicles in front yard        ___ Number of vehicles in back yard      
___ Number of vehicles on cement blocks

Firearms you own and where you keep them:
____ truck     ____ kitchen     ____ bedroom     ____ bathroom/outhouse    ____ pawnshop

Model and year of your pickup: _________ 194_     Do you have a gun rack?   [_] Yes [_] No; If no, please explain:

Newspapers/magazines you subscribe to:
[_] The National Enquirer   [_] The Globe   [_] TV Guide   [_] Soap Opera Digest  
[_] Rifle and Shotgun   [_] Bassmasters

___
Number of times you've seen a UFO
___
Number of times you've seen Elvis
___
Number of times you've seen Elvis in a UFO

How often do you bathe:
[_] Weekly     [_] Monthly     [_] Not Applicable

How many teeth in YOUR mouth? ___
Color of teeth:
[_] Yellow   [_] Brownish-Yellow   [_] Brown   [_] Black   [_] N/A

Brand of chewing tobacco you prefer:
[_] Red-Man                [_] Skoal

How far is your home from a paved road?
[_] 1 mile     [_] 2 miles     [_] a far piece     [_] don't know
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