"Deviant Behavior"

Movie opens in a dark room, the light is turned on and we see a young man crawled into the corner of his bedroom. There is a voice coming from a small lighted room. His name is Howard. He looks down and then looks up. There is another guy there, his name is Aidan. Aiden looks at him with a scowl.

Aiden: Don't tell me you're gonna stay in your room another day?
Howard: Aiden, I don't feel like talking with anyone.

Nikolai comes out of the bathroom

Nikolai: Yeah, Aiden... he doesn't want to talk to anyone.

Close-up of Howard feeling nervous, then shot of Aiden oblivious to Nikolai's presence.

Aiden: Come on, why don't we just go into the back room, we'll have a soda and catch up on old times.
Howard: I don't wanna
Aiden: I can tell you that the Douglas sisters asked about you today...
Howard: Really...
Nikolai: I don't believe him.
Howard: Where did you see them?
Aiden: In the bodega around by the meadow.
Nikolai: He didn't see them....tell him he didnt see them
Howard: You didn't see them.
Aiden: Well I kinda did, but I guess if you don't wanna hear the story.

Aiden begins to leave.

Howard: Wait!
Aiden: What do you want?
Nikolai: I want you to shut the fuck up!!!!
Howard: I...uh... I want a soda. Let's go ino the kitchen.

They walk ino the kitchen. The cam then sees Nikolai walking slowly and then propping himself onto the couch.Aiden puts his hands on the fridge door.

Aiden: You mind?
Howard: No...not at all.

Nikolai puts 2 cans of soda on the table and then goes and washes his hands.With his back to the camera, Nikolai walks over to the table and takes a soda. He then goes back to the couch and drinks it.

Nikolai: Thanks buddy.

Aiden turns around and sees only one soda.

Aiden: I swore I took enough soda for us...oh well.

He laughs

Aiden: I guess my mind is...out there.

Howard looks straight, then smiles, then looks straight again.

Aiden and Howard sit on the the other couch, the one that Nikolai isn't on.

Aiden: It's good that old friends can sit and talk.It shows good promise for the future of America.
Nikolai: Listen turd-boy, if you don't shut this guy up I WILL!!!
Howard: No!
Aiden: No what? The future of America is sagging?
Howard: No, I..uh.. mean 'No way is this soda not caffeine free'. I mean, have you tasted this?
Aiden: Yeah, well... I'm drinkin' it now. Cheers!

Aiden puts his can up for a "can smash". Then, a few seconds later, Howard return it.

Nikolai: One little, two little, three little bullets, four little, five little, six little bullets, 7 little, 8 little, 9 little bullets....RIGHT IN AIDEN'S HEAD!!!
Aiden: So Did you?

Howard looks worried.

Howard:Did I what?
Aiden: (laughs) Screw Mrs. Forman in the summer of 99'?
Howard: Colin's mom?
Aiden: No, the other hot 40 year old blonde that lived next door to you.
Nikolai: Hot blonde eh? If I remember correctly, that chicks head was as square as a barn door and looked as ugly as the pigs that were shitting inside.

Aiden looks impatient.

Howard: No...I thought I would of...but then the whole accident conspiracy.
Aiden: You remember that little...incident?
Howard: Remember?
Aiden: Yeah...
Howard: Just a bit...but...hey.Did you get those tickets for the show at the Green Hall?
Aiden: No, I was waiting for the money from you.
Nikolai: Go ahead Howie, tell 'em you blew all your money on therapy sessions with that bald and brooding loser Dr. Michaels.
Howard: I will deffinetley get back to you on that. Money is really tight.