| TOP 15 WORST BAND PICK UP LINES EVER | ||||||||||||||||||||
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| 1. Are you a cesura? 'Cause my world sure stopped when I saw you.
2. I�m a fermata, hold me. 3. I heard you can really blow. 4. Your horns up just turns me on. 5. Someone told me you could tongue really fast 6. Since you play string bass you must be used to holding large pieces of wood... 7. You know, concert uniforms can really bring out how sexy a woman looks in mens clothing... 8. Wanna see the other use for valve oil? 9. Hey baby, wanna pluck my G-string? 10. You know, it's not the size of your drumsticks, but what you can do with them... 11. Are you carrying a piccilo in those pants or are you just glad to see me? 12. So, are you confined to sucking on reeds or do other forms of wood work too? 13. If you look great in your uniform pants, I bet you look even better without them.. 14. You know, I can deep throat my head joint... 15. I have great stick control, wanna see? |
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