Q: What do you get when you cross a piccolo and a clarinet?
A: An earache.
Q: What's the definition of a minor second?
A: Two floutists playing in unison.
Q: What's the difference between a floutist and a seamstress?
A: A seamstress tucks the frills.
(now switch the t and the f and you'll get it)
Q: What do you call a good flute section?
A: Impossible.
Oboe Jokes
Q: How do you get an oboist to play A flat?
A: Take the batteries out of his tuner.
Three oboes play in tune the same way three men keep a secret.
(You know, the proverb, "Three men can keep a secret if two are dead.")
Saxophone Jokes
Q: What's the difference between a dead saxophonist and a dead skunk in the road?
A: There are skid marks infront of the skunk.
Q: What's the difference between a saxophone and a lawnmower?
A: The neighbors get upset when you borrow a lawnmower and don't return it
Basoon Jokes
Q: What makes a basoon better than an oboe?
A: The basoon burns longer.
Q: What's the difference between a basoon and a trampoline?
A: You take your shoes off to jump on the trampoline!