A: Only one, but then again, who's really watching?
Q: How many alto saxophone players does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Five. One to change the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would have done it.
Q: How many clarinetists does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Just one--but they'll go through a whole box of them before they find just the right one!
Q: How many drummers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: None, there's a machine to do that now.
Q: How many drummers does it take to change a lightbuld?
A: "Why? Oh, wow! Is it like dark, man?"
Q: How many floutists does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Six--One to get the chair to stand on, one to stand on the chair and actually screw it in, one to pull the chair out from under her, and three more to complain about how much better they could have done it.
Q: How many french horn players does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Just one--but they'll spend two hours checking it for alignment and leaks.
Q: How many trumpet players does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Just one--they hold it up and the world revolves around them!
Q: How many tuba players does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Three--one to hold it up, and two to drink until the room spins.
Q: How many second trumpets does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None, they can't reach that high.