PLUS
Politically Correct Music Works
1. Gee, that's a boring hymn. Let's play another one
2. Well played, everyone. Let's go home early.
3. I wasn't much of a player, myself.
4. Nicely played, trombones. So tuneful.
5. If you can't play it, don't worry about it.
6. What do you think?
7. I never wanted to be a conductor. I wanted to be a lumberjack.
8. Of course you can miss rehearsals. We're so fortunate that you choose to play with us.
9. Sorry, I lied. We have absolutely no chance of winning anything - ever!
10. I was wrong.
1. Britten: Simple Symphony -- Differently Intelligent Symphony
2. Ethel Smyth: The Wreckers -- The Beachcombers who Benefit from Maritime Misfortune
3. Holst: The Perfect Fool -- The Ideal but Intellectually Challenged Person
4. Goetz: Taming of the Shrew -- Pacification of Dissatisfied Partner
5. Sullivan: Pirates of Penzance -- Independent Maritime Tax Officers of Penzance
6. Berlioz: The Damnation of Faust -- Community Service Order of Faust
7. Tchaikovsky: The Queen of Spades -- The Person of Afro-Caribbean
8. Rossini: The Thieving Magpie -- The Bird with an Alternative Concept of Property Ownership
9. Vivaldi: The Four Seasons -- Quarterly Meteorological Phenomena
10. Mozart: Don Giovanni; or, the Dissolute One Punished -- The Behavior Modification of John, a Morally Challenged Sexually Active Person