Q: What makes the french horn such a divine instrument?
A: Because man blows in, but only God knows what comes out!
Trombone Jokes
Q: What's the difference between a dead trombonist and a dead squirrel in the road?
A: The squirrel might have been on its way to a gig.
Q: How can you tell which kid on the playground is the child of a trombonist?
A: They don't know how to use the slide and can't swing.
Trumpet Jokes
Q: What do trumpet players use for birth control?
A: Their personalities.
Q: What do you call a lead trumpet player with half a brain?
A: Gifted.
Q: What's the definition of a gentleman?
A: Someone who knows how to play the trumpet and doesn't.
Q: What's the difference between a trumpet player and the rear end of a horse?
A: I don't know either.
Tuba Jokes
Two tuba players walk past a bar...
Well, it could happen!