Eleanor Adams

The Pit

The Pit



A man fell into a pit and couldn't get himself out.


A �SUBJECTIVE person came along and said:
"I feel for you, down there."


An
�OBJECTIVE person came along and said:
"It's logical that someone would fall down there."


A
�PHARISEE said:
"Only bad people fall into a pit."


A
� MATHEMATICIAN calculated
how he fell into the pit.


A
� NEWS REPORTER wanted
the exclusive story on his pit.


A
� FUNDAMENTALIST said:
"You deserve your pit."


An
� I.R.S. AGENT asked
if he was paying taxes on the pit.


A� SELF-PITYING person said:
"You haven't seen anything until you've seen MY PIT!"


A
� CHARISMATIC � said:
"Just confess that you're not in a pit."


An
� OPTIMIST said:
"Things could be worse."


A
� PESSIMIST said:
"Things will get worse!"


�JESUS, seeing the man,
Took him by the hand, and

�LIFTED HIM OUT of the pit!

~ Author Unknown ~



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