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Rusty's Column -HEYA!- You can't make up the really good stuff. Or maybe you can. First update in several months. More strips soon. You hope. I just flat lost interest for a while. My B, yo. Nathaniel has made 2 CD's since I left and he and I are going to work together on one soon. -Natural Disasters Week- The first strip is up. This box will contain all the updates this week. This past month has been full of nature's wrath, and first came an earthquake. Personally, I slept right through it. Nathaniel... That's a long story. Which is not actuallt indicated entirely in the strip. The second strip is up. The tornado came and went quick. Actually, I should say 'The pointless warning that sent everyone into a panic for no absolute reason' came and went rather slowly. We all sat in the halls for 45 minutes, which considering it got us out of a lot of work, turned out pretty well. There never really was a tornado. They said there was one downtown, but they just had to investigate the damage to see if it really was. No. You don't investiagte to see if it was a tornado. If it was a tornado, it was a tornado, no in between, no almost. It was either a huge funnel cloud of whirling destruction or it wasn't. May 15 -Working on a Headache- No, not really. It's the now official name of Nathaniel's CD. Very funny. No, all my wonderfuly devoted fans, (Yes, both of you) I'm not on the CD, but I most assuredly will be on the next one. Song Parodies, voice-skits, this has a lot of funny to go around. He's mainly just been selling around the school. (SHHHH! Don't tell anyone) but I'm trying to get some sort of system set up to sell a few copies over here, but don't get your hopes up. I have a few new strip ideas I'm aching to get done. Be looking forward to an upcoming line of strips in this chain we have dubbed 'Natural Disasters Week' or 'Maysastrous' if you would. Also, with our summer vacation coming up, regular updates will be possible. April 11 -Backie- I'm back, and I've brought a strip with me. The Oscars angered me. Chicago. Freaking Chicago. I wish I could find everything pertaining to this piece of filth and destroy it. And that goes for Harry potter as well. Michael Moore makes me want to shove three liter soft drink bottle up his butt. But it would be filled with Flesh-Eating bacteria, not 7-UP. March 10 -Fly VS Man- I've created a small animated feature, called 'Fly VS Man.' I think it's pretty funny. I will probably make more of them. Certain things in my personal life will probably prevent me from making too many strips or updates for a while. I may make a few updates and possibly a strip or two, but if you don't hear from me for a while, don't be suprised. March 3 -What Could Go Wrong?- What a strip. I'm happy with it. The simple truth here is, Geocities isn't the best server in the world. I'm not going to say it's sucks, because it's free, and I have NO idea how to type those code things, (They call it HTML in the geek speak), which is remedied by the whole Yahoo! Page Builder. Page Builder is easy, but it has downsides. You may see areas on this page where links and underlined areas in the wrong places. Yahoo! does that to me. But, you get what you pay for, and since this is free, it's the only place you'll likely see us for a LONG time. Chris is getting his own block at the bottom of the page, for his own little stuff. We're amassing a staff now aren't we? Also, we're running out of news space, so I have to remove some, but I will be saving them, and if you want a copy of a previous story here, just e-mail me and I'll send it to you. No charge. Nathaniel forced that little stipulation. |
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Nathaniel's Column June 9 Hey Wut up!!! This is Dr.Ballew Ph.D, or Nathaniel Ballew from Rusty and Nathaniel Comics. It's summer break ya'll. And we are chillin in Lafayette...Not really. this is a very boring week. I just got back from a trip to fall creek falls. That wasn't badf. But now everything is boring. Boring. Boring i tell you!!!!! The only thing i have to do now is work on my cd. Dr.ballewphd operation facelift. That is due out about august 10... Maybe. That is if I ever get a freggin' burner. But anyway... My other cd was a major sucess. I finnaly ended up selling 68 copies. after every one burnt there own copy for friends i ended up with 130 on the streets. and one for myself I have put the words to some of my hit songs on the funny songs link. February 24 Finally... I just now got this crazy machine to work. I've been trying to fix up on this for a long time. But any way I guess I need to inform you on what has been going on in this crazy world known as Lafa-Something-tte. Not much other than the Freggin Military ball. You know, people just don't understand me, because I don't have anything in the production or idea making of the comic. But I am a person too. And honestly Rusty draws me skinnier than I really am. I am going to tell you some info about myself. Well my name is Nathaniel Ballew, and I enjoy long walks on the beach, in the nude with an umbrella. I like watching movies that make me cry. My favorite color is clear, and I like to eat..um... just eat. One time I deep fried a piece of shrimp. Yeah. I create music on my computer. I am currently working on a Rusty and Nathaniel Comic Theme song. Most people didn't know and don't know that i am the creator of the not-so-famous pinto song (coming out on the C.D, named "Deaf Midget Mud Wrestling". If you would like to receive a copy of the C.D. please send a Blank Disc, $20, a bottle of Pepto-Bismol, and a signed autograph of the dolly-Lhama to: "Deaf Midget Mud-Wrestling" 800 my road Rusty's Neighborhood, GA 30678 And for the quote of the day: I am one dead sexy Man" Dude Here's some other news. |
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