| Paladin's Guide for Dummies |
| "You're right!" He said hitting himself in the forehead. "Stupid, stupid, stupid!" He mumbled to himself. "I knew I had forgotten something." He rummaged through his bags and pulled out what looked like a thick but worn book. RedLady stopped to watch. "What is that?" RedLady said sarcastically. Then she read the title which was, 'Paladin's Guide for Dummies...' "YOU MEAN THEY HAVE A BOOK ON PALADINS!!?!?!" RedLady yelled. ~The Lady of Akai, Chapter 1 |
| "Saving damsels in distress, chapter 5." "...make sure the girl is safe from harm and then go fight the villain." "What? It doesn't say anything about asking for the girl's name!" He said slamming the book closed. |
| "Obsession!" He said finding a section in his book. Reading aloud he recited, "If a Paladin is found to be obsessed with anything what-so-ever, he must perform five acts of good deeds in order to make up for it..." "It's not very specific, is it..." |
| "Evil Creatures, Chapter 13, page 666." He said reading the table of contents. "Whoa... I am glad I'm not a superstitious person..." HG joked. "Hmm..." Chazbone read. "I was sure I saw it here somewhere..." He said running his finger down the page. "Let's see..." He read aloud. "Windegos, witches, withered..." "I don't think I want to know..." HG thought. "Ah hah!" Chazbone said pointing to a word in his book. "-wolf, were." He said. "This book labels them as one of the evil creatures Paladin's are too look out for." |
| Both HG and Alma looked on blinking a few times as Chazbone studied a page, shook his head, ran a finger down a page, and then licked his finger to turn the page. "Lets see... undead... zombies! Ah hah! Zombies are usually dead humans brought back to life as minions... minions... minions?" Chazbone choked and stood up causing his book to fall. |
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| 'Chapter 3 on Necromancers... lets see... all Necromancers and their minions should be avoided at all costs....' |